Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost has the power of teleportation as a promotion from mail carrying

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 but, what about the plan, I'm still in an envelope!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has been teleported out of the envelope due to plot convenience and ninjas

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has placed me inside a girl's bedroom

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 has manipulated the fabric of the fourth wall, resulting in me accidentally teleporting to the moon.


(have to go now)


@Tonstad39 has too much ninja.

 

[IG42]

@IctoraPost is still king of the hill.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IG42 knows that we all know @IctoraPost is our one and only true mail carrying god

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pandora's Box has to find a link between me and hating turtles or else i'll blow up 70% of the moon

 

[Jzork]

@KuroNoKami39 committed tax fraud (and hates turtles)

 

[Mazz]

@KuroNoKami39 has always been fond of the occult.


(I was a bit late..Fine, why not do two?)


@Jzork purposely posted their post before mine to make me look stupid.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@TaraSobiki has been ninja'd as well as she told the truth

 

[archur]

@KuroNoKami39 HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL THESE NINJAS ARE HERE FOR

 

[Tonstad39]

@Exiled Ace knows how to time travel, but won't let us in his TARDIS!

 

[archur]

@Tonstad39 has been stalking me for AGES, and won't stop blabbering about my TARDIS. Gotta get out of here soon. Perhaps the 14th century?

 

[TokumeiNoJorogumo]

@AmbelaIs an avid trump supporter and wants to adopt his children

 

[archur]

(That's not a lie @TokumeiNoJorogumo, you're going to have to try harder than that)


@TokumeiNoJorogumo Has never seen the Aether, and is actually a eldritch horror in a man's basement.

 

[TokumeiNoJorogumo]

1. Im fucking DYING


2. STOP TRUTHING XD


@Exiled Ace Lives in a fast pokeball... 

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@TokumeiNoJorogumo has no idea what a quick ball is called 

 

[TokumeiNoJorogumo]

@KuroNoKami39 stoptruthingthisisaliethread.


@KuroNoKami39 Doesn't realize idgaf since #pokemongo

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@TokumeiNoJorogumo isn't a very good liar

 

[TokumeiNoJorogumo]

@KuroNoKami39 

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@TokumeiNoJorogumo is most definitely a boy 

 

[TokumeiNoJorogumo]

@KuroNoKami39 


@KuroNoKami39 wait, how does posting a meme make me a boy? 

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@TokumeiNoJorogumo doesn't know how memes work


@TokumeiNoJorogumo if you don't know already i am not at liberty to tell you... (hint- check the contents of the meme)

 

[TokumeiNoJorogumo]

@KuroNoKami39 SO...  what your saying is.... your a stereotype using prick who thinks that if someone says something of a certain type it makes them one gender or the other?