Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Timeless Sakura]

@Tonstad39 was caught eating glue today and will be discharged soon. Please note that he will also be sent to the local asylum after that.

 

[Elowyn]

@Timeless Sakura is dangerously close to falling off a cliff and into a pot of glue.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Nyctophiliac is the sticky zombie of a horse who's about to eat @Timeless Sakura

 

[Timeless Sakura]

@Tonstad39's favourite phrase is 'Wingarduim Leviossa' and sometimes, it actually works! (Sea monsters come flying up to the air and tumbling down) Also, he has never ever misspelled orangutan.

 

[Idea]

@Timeless Sakura actually ended yesterday

 

[Timeless Sakura]

@Idea doesn't have an idea anymore.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Timeless Sakura masturbates to raw beef.

 

[IG42]

@Tonstad39 plays so much Monster Hunter that they're banned from keeping animals after giving cats boomerangs and throwing them at komodo dragons.

 

[lostwanderer]

@IG42 likes to dance with their clothes on fire.

 

[Tonstad39]

@cloudchaser is a seal who has never used the internet untill now.

 

[MTMM]

@Tonstad39  Enjoys having bullet ants in their anus.

 

[lostwanderer]

@Laughing Jack/MTMM didn't just make me imagine a gross mental image

 

[Tonstad39]

@cloudchaser hacked the unix time code so it resets to 1/1/1969 upon New Years.

 

[lostwanderer]

@Tonstad39 is scared of fireworks.

 

[jinkx]

@cloudchaser invented the planet saturn.

 

[Tonstad39]

@jinkx made it snow in California.

 

[Cross]

@Tonstad39 Made a deal with a witch to pay off student loans. As a side effect, Tonstad can cast black magic now. 

 

[lostwanderer]

@Cross_Rhodes has screaming nipples

 

[Tonstad39]

@cloudchaser cuts down redwood trees in Yosemite national Park

 

[lostwanderer]

@Tonstad39 invaded Uranus with a spoon

 

[LennyTheMemeGod]

@cloudchaser


Has been involved in multiple invasions of many civilized planets across the known universe. 

 

[jinkx]

@LennyTheMemeGod dips oreos in soup.

 

[Tonstad39]

@jinkx Was murdered by Ghadaffi , but still haunts his old apartment in Libya.

 

[lostwanderer]

(How did you know I was eating soup right now?)


@Tonstad39 is the Queen of Mars

 

[cadence]

@cloudchaser collects tiny Santa figurines.