Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Tonstad39]

Noble Scion is a used car in real life and became noble when the emporer of Japan knighted them.

 

[Probably George]

Tonstad39 likes to throw rocks at dogs

 

[h2h0e]

Probably George is a bot

 

[Tonstad39]

h2h0e likes to drink blood

 

[Daisie]

Tonstad39 Is only a torso with a bird head. There's literally nothing below that waist. They just kinda hop around.

 

[Noble Scion]

Daisie Is actually 102% awesome, they're just being modest

 

[Tonstad39]

Noble Scion once had jury duty inside of a pub.

 

[h2h0e]

Tonstad39 Told their employer that they were Jewish. Not Jewish. Had to research all the holidays, pick a temple to be a member of, etc.
Had to get a new job.

 

[Ethan_ nestor]

h2h0e is actually not a fish. They’re a lizard

 

[final girl.]

Ethan_ nestor

Is actually a trash can. (YOU ARE ACTUALLY SO WONDERFUL)

 

[Tonstad39]

final girl. Kidnapped Santa claus as a kid!

 

[final girl.]

Tonstad39 Is not as wise as they seem. Probably uses a fork to eat soup.

 

[Silent Mimic]

final girl. does not care about the world and the dying animals of the planet.

 

[final girl.]

Silent Mimic Is engaged to Beyonce’s right foot.

 

[TheSunVanished]

final girl. is actually just an AI developed for online web-forums.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Cicada3301 is the queen of a cicada hive that infested my house irl!

 

[final girl.]

Tonstad39 Doesn’t live in a house. Lives in a bird’s nest.

 

[Ethan_ nestor]

final girl. is part of the Illuminati

 

[Tonstad39]

Ethan_ nestor is a is a trubbish who posts using discarded tablets in the Apple store's dumpster!

 

[Ethan_ nestor]

Tonstad39 has a shriek fetish lmao

 

[final girl.]

@Ethan_nestor Is Shrek

 

[Tonstad39]

final girl. Is a living doll, explaining her stance on beauty.

 

[MenheraQueen]

Tonstad39 Is a fallen god who hates mortals even though he is one now. Therefore hating himself

 

[The_False_Prince]

Ate all of my Halloween candy

 

[Tonstad39]

The_False_Prince Seized the Japanese throne in a coup and now he’s striving to nationalize the animation industry