Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should know that I can't teleport people, and that I simply pushed him out the closed window into the post office next door.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost nearly suffocated me by pushing me out the window and skewing my SCABA gear off *gill beating intensifies*

 

[IctoraPost]

I have taken into account Tonstad39 's inability to breathe and have taken the liberty to fill the building with apple juice in advance.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost doesn't quite realize how polluted the apple juice looks to swin in *slowly swims over the mail counter.*

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 doesn't realise that the only other liquid I have available is honey. *starts flying in giant pots of honey and tipping them through the windows*

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost has legitimately polluted the apple juice. fine, apple juice it is!

 

[IctoraPost]

Nah, I wouldn't be that mean to Tonstad39 . The honey is actually too thick to pour through the windows, so it's being pumped up from the sewers.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost is beginning to gross me out as I look for the gods of post.

 

[IctoraPost]

Okay, fine, enough of all that. *drains entire building* Tonstad39 can find the gods on the six hundredth and fourty-second floor.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost is drowning me *gill suffocation intensifies while I flop around like a caught shark*

 

[IctoraPost]

Why is Tonstad39 being so difficult? *dumps him into a shark tank then helicopters him to the correct floor*

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost is finally doing something right!

 

[IctoraPost]

*shatters shark tank with a hammer which sends Tonstad39 and all the other sharks flying onto the sacrificial alter of the postage gods*

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost has thankfully enough water for me to move around in the alter!

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should begin his atonement to the gods now.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost has made me recite the following prayer "O postal gods, I would like to repent my stampless soul for the sin of letting my windup god set fire to your godly envelopes, I'd like a return address in return for this letter of my repention, amen"

 

[IctoraPost]

THE POSTAL GODS HAVE HEARD Tonstad39 'S PRAYER AND HAVE DECIDED TO stop typing in caps for one thing, and were sutibly satisfied with his letter enough to accept his repention and grant his request. He was given the return address and booted out the building.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost has dumped me out of a 700 story building!

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 should know that it's actually a 32527 story building, and that it's a waterfront property with the ocean right next to it.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost gave me a painful, but effective sendoff *swims back out to sea*

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 's departure will be sung of for seconds to come, and he will be sorely missed by everyone, if they noticed a mer-shark swimming off into the distance.

 

[Tonstad39]

IctoraPost contains someone's divorce papers within his envelope

 

[IctoraPost]

Tonstad39 contains a divorced person behind that mask

 

[lostwanderer]

IctoraPost is new to this game.

 

[Tonstad39]

lostwanderer is a citiczen of Skyloft