Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KuroNoKami39]

Hall Kervean shouldn't be complaining since 'assistant' is the new term for 'unpaid intern' in the the coup

 

[Hall Kervean]

KuroNoKami39 cut the wages of their employees.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Hall Kervean has properly gendered me

 

[Hall Kervean]

KuroNoKami39 also forgot to give employee health benefits to other dissenters.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Hall Kervean is also going to buy me a new computer as a order from the boss

 

[Hall Kervean]

KuroNoKami39 forgot that it's *an order

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Hall Kervean better just get the damned computer AND IT BETTER NOT BE A MAC OR SO HELP ME GOD!!!

 

[Hall Kervean]

KuroNoKami39 forgot why they're staging the coup in the first place. Also here, have a Windows 94.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean Is taking my place as disciple *has been building shrines throughout the Atlantic*

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 can't breathe underwater, even with equipment.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hall Kervean doesn't know that I'm a mershark and have gills on my sides

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 doesn't have gills on their sides, and isn't a mershark, and likes to exaggerate.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Tonstad39 knows that he will always be my true disciple, by the way...
Hall Kervean is failing to deliver the coffee i asked for a full minute ago

 

[Hall Kervean]

KuroNoKami39 forgot they wrote the job description, and it didn't include in any way coffee delivery. It should also be noted that you asked DARRYL, not me.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Hall Kervean 's name is DARRYL

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 has been getting a lot of offerings from merpeople lately, from Atlantic money to tins of cannibus powder

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Tonstad39 is the best merman assistant that i've ever had!


*note, he is also the only merman assistant that i've ever had...

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 is very flattering

 

[Hall Kervean]

Tonstad39 's name is Darryl Hephalump Caesar IV

 

[IctoraPost]

Hall Kervean is not understandable, nor indomitable.

 

[Hall Kervean]

(Oh gosh, you were supposed to lie, not tell the truth.)

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Hall Kervean is my new tamagotchi pet

 

[Tonstad39]

KuroNoKami39 's mid-atlantic shrines are being vandalized by christians, something about how he's the antichrist or something

 

[Noon]

Tonstad39 's mask is actually an 8th grade art project by their son. It was too precious to throw away.

 

[Communist]

They stole rice from my rice fields.