Riddle78
Four Thousand Club
Cor Angar had a hearty laugh at the outburst. It wasn't in insult,simply in mirth. "Such energy!" His laugh petered out to a chuckle,and he took a swig from his drink to keep himself from breaking into another bout of laughter. Lowering his stein,he continued to listen to the pleading Elf's pitch. It was quite entertaining,to say the least. And brutally honest. "Considering we don't know what happens once someone dies,without the logout? It'd be a crime not to. Besides..." He took another swig,smiling from behind his stein. "Who can resist a pitch like that?" Setting down the large container of drink,a waitress came by with an empty glass,a pitcher of milk,a flagon of mead,and a whole damn turkey,setting them down in front of the girls.
"We could start tomorrow,with staves or practice blades. Until then,we should relax. I'm fairly bushed from my brush with Death,to be honest. Nearly got flattened by the bell hammer." He flagged down a waitress,and ordered a bowl of stew. Any stew,really. So long as it had meat. Afterwards,he redirected his attention to the girls. "Nice to meet someone who isn't rioting,killing,or who knows what else. Should've seen the streets even a half hour ago. Could've sworn the city was under siege with all that shit happening." He looked at his starry-eyed apprentice,and examined her gear. A dagger,and a hand-and-a-half sword as weapons. Obviously looking for a more...Refined approach to combat. Suits him just fine. Anatomy was one of his strong points.
Her armour,however,if it could even be called that,was a different story. It was quite revealing,looking more at home in a burlesque club than on the battlefield. An exposed abdomen,sides,even the upper half of her chest! It's like she wanted to distract her opponents with the outfit,rather than keep her insides from becoming outsides. And that was all luck. Luck wasn't something to be relied upon in a fight. "You DO have some shopping to do,though,young miss. You look like you just walked out of a brothel. Your heart and liver are wide open." He rapped an armoured knuckle against his breastplate. "Armour isn't as heavy,or cumbersome,as people say it is. You don't need plate,but SOMETHING protecting your vitals is better than a showgirl's leotard." Taking another swig from his mug,he snapped his fingers,quite a feat in armoured gauntlets.
"That's right. You girls didn't even introduce yourselves."
"We could start tomorrow,with staves or practice blades. Until then,we should relax. I'm fairly bushed from my brush with Death,to be honest. Nearly got flattened by the bell hammer." He flagged down a waitress,and ordered a bowl of stew. Any stew,really. So long as it had meat. Afterwards,he redirected his attention to the girls. "Nice to meet someone who isn't rioting,killing,or who knows what else. Should've seen the streets even a half hour ago. Could've sworn the city was under siege with all that shit happening." He looked at his starry-eyed apprentice,and examined her gear. A dagger,and a hand-and-a-half sword as weapons. Obviously looking for a more...Refined approach to combat. Suits him just fine. Anatomy was one of his strong points.
Her armour,however,if it could even be called that,was a different story. It was quite revealing,looking more at home in a burlesque club than on the battlefield. An exposed abdomen,sides,even the upper half of her chest! It's like she wanted to distract her opponents with the outfit,rather than keep her insides from becoming outsides. And that was all luck. Luck wasn't something to be relied upon in a fight. "You DO have some shopping to do,though,young miss. You look like you just walked out of a brothel. Your heart and liver are wide open." He rapped an armoured knuckle against his breastplate. "Armour isn't as heavy,or cumbersome,as people say it is. You don't need plate,but SOMETHING protecting your vitals is better than a showgirl's leotard." Taking another swig from his mug,he snapped his fingers,quite a feat in armoured gauntlets.
"That's right. You girls didn't even introduce yourselves."