Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

Enjoy a never-ending exploration in testing the limits of your patience, anger management, and masochistic tendencies as you desperately attempt to herd four toxic strangers with the collective maturity of a hormonal twelve year old,  less people than a loose collection of psychological disorders, in a desperate attempt to win a match that takes roughly 45 minutes of torturous shepherding and blame-shifting to complete. Then do it all over again.


-Dota 2 
 
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Play the role of some cocky edgy teen going through devils wish SIK KAMBOS with swords, guns. The controls are time based, and time is for complete losers so this game sucks even more because of that. Also the cast reminds me heavily resembles Twilight and, with the power of the left bumper, you go SUPER DEMON GODMOD MODE that goes through a power meter faster than a hummer


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Giant hole in the sky, demons everywhere, everyone wants you to Do Something (and by that we mean EVERYTHING) and when you Do The Thing in basically record time no one is grateful for more than five minutes. (Dragon Age: Inquisition, specifically with Tresspasser in mind)
 
Welcome to Tf2 Overwatch! Where you can play a big variety of 9 23 Classes, all having their own unique weapons. Play as Scout Tracer, Soldier Pharah, Pyro Mei, Demoman Junkrat, Heavy Roadhog, Engineer Torbjorn, Medic Mercy, Sniper Widowmaker, and Spy Sombra, and many more! Get Premium Origins edition now, before the Steam Sale Sale goes away!


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Lambda-11 said:
Welcome to Tf2 Overwatch! Where you can play a big variety of 9 23 Classes, all having their own unique weapons. Play as Scout Tracer, Soldier Pharah, Pyro Mei, Demoman Junkrat, Heavy Roadhog, Engineer Torbjorn, Medic Mercy, Sniper Widowmaker, and Spy Sombra, and many more! Get Premium Origins edition now, before the Steam Sale Sale goes away!


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inb4 flame war
 
Try to play for the objective while your (ENTIRE) team sits back on a hill 3000 kilometers away from everything to try to get some "Long range kills" -Battlefield 4


Exactly the same thing as above -Battlefield 3


Still exactly the same thing -Battlefield 4 China Rising DLC


Same thing as above, but with more C4 -Battlefield 4 Second Assault


Same thing as above, but with more spawnkill -Battlefield 4 Naval Strike


Shotguns... shotguns... SHOTGUNS!!!!!1111 -Battlefield 4


A bit less snipers than before, but MOAR snow -Battlefield 4 Last Stand
 
You work for a corrupt government science project, end up betraying them, end up releasing a virus that ends up destroying all of NY, end up becoming some monster dude who thinks he can do things his own way, until in the end when he realizes he's been lead on this entire time, and is not even the same person in the beginning.


Prototype


Same thing. Only difference is your black and have more powers, more shit to deal with, and less free choice.


Prototype 2
 
wen u president mom com home and make yuo hte ship captn, den wen u comit teh war crimes - Children of a Dead Earth's campaign.
 
Get ready to do a lot of math, click repetitively, and figure out how to get people to like you as easily as possible.


Stardew Valley
 
#08 said:
Try to play for the objective while your (ENTIRE) team sits back on a hill 3000 kilometers away from everything to try to get some "Long range kills" -Battlefield 4


Exactly the same thing as above -Battlefield 3


Still exactly the same thing -Battlefield 4 China Rising DLC


Same thing as above, but with more C4 -Battlefield 4 Second Assault


Same thing as above, but with more spawnkill -Battlefield 4 Naval Strike


Shotguns... shotguns... SHOTGUNS!!!!!1111 -Battlefield 4


A bit less snipers than before, but MOAR snow -Battlefield 4 Last Stand
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When some things never change lol.
 
Click pink blobs with the rhythm for 3+ hours a day, only to develop serious carpal tunnel and eye problems while doing it. Then when you get tired of doing that, choose between 3 alternate game modes consisting of Asian guitar hero, the drum game that only Japanese people can play, and the not nearly as try hard rhythm game version of pacman. (Osu!)
 
Star Wars: The Old Republic -


Start out as either a campy boy/girl scout or an edgy try-hard with a veritable "who's-who" of classes in this dated and not showing signs of getting any better MMO-attempt. Cringe as BioWare whores itself out to the greedy stepmother, EA, by wasting their talents fruitlessly trying to revive a franchise that has sunken deeper than a Sarlacc Pit.


The game repeatedly shall insult your intelligence by baiting you with white-or-black morality choices that have little to no consequence whatsoever. With every new expansion, your grinds will become more and more meaningless as different currency systems and gear-sets are removed or replaced to make way with new and frustrating ones.


With a story so dependent on lore and research, you'll wanna never see another Star Wars movie again as you are Force-fed "lol remember KotOR?" references and things that'd make much more sense if you had read the novels of the game.


While the game advertises being free to download and play, you'd better play your ass off if you want anything even remotely good thanks to hungry ol' EA demanding you fork over every last cent of real life cash in order to afford a digital laser sword with a black and pink blade.
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Spiky haired boy with ridiculously large sword has to save the world by fighting a a handsome silver haired deviant art OC. Spend literal hundreds of hours getting through the main plot, twice that much time doing side missions and three times that much time chasing a golden ostrich. And if you like that, you'll love the ham-handed, cookie cutter philosophy and poetically edgy garbage being shoved down your throat every second of the game.


-Final Fantasy 7  
 
Throne Trinity said:
Spiky haired boy with ridiculously large sword has to save the world by fighting a a handsome silver haired deviant art OC. Spend literal hundreds of hours getting through the main plot, twice that much time doing side missions and three times that much time chasing a golden ostrich. And if you like that, you'll love the ham-handed, cookie cutter philosophy and poetically edgy garbage being shoved down your throat every second of the game.


-Final Fantasy 7  
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Ohmygosh but this just made me think of the Starbomb song. It also summarises the plot of final fantasy seven :3
 
You have bought a box, and are repeatedly nudging it into other people's boxes, to see who has the best box.


~Robot Wars: Arenas of Destruction
 
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