Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

[Netherdragon]

an endless war where you never truly die, but the gods behind you force you to fight for them again, and again. Sometimes sacrificing yourself in order to take out a soldier of lesser worth on the opponent's side.


Chess.

 

[KingsPlague]

Play of the Game is always:


Bastion point-and-clicking


Symettra being a smug prick and watching people get shot by lasers.


Torbjorn doing nothing, likely on the other side of the map, as turrets get kills


Reaper pressing one button and team-wiping


-Overwatch

you forget the only person I can play.


Junkrat killing the entire enemy team with a god damn C4 Tire

 

[Blazinghookshot]

Kid finds a sword, breaks pots, steals money from families, imprison fariys, kills so many innocent creatures and kills a king to get a girl.


-legend of Zelda.


a terrorist group goes to bomb a fountain, a couple of boxes, and some warehouse whall some counter terrorists go to stop them. All the while running with pistols and getting head shots.


CS:GO

 

[Trust]

Dark souls 1 - PvP - you have three options:


Git gud


Two-hand scimitar with darkmoon blade (or any other curved sword for that matter)


Turtle mode


PvE 


MAY THE ODDS MAY NEVER BE IN YOUR FAVOUR!!!

 

[Sammv]

World of Tanks


It's like Pokemon

 

[capslockman]

Warframe


Farming simulator 2000 something~now

 

[Soul Stealer]

osu!


clicking circles and anime fodder

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

You and 3 more idiots argue about how dumb it is to shoot a living, weeping killing machine in the head with a shotgun.


- Left 4 Dead 2


More blood then a blood donation center. Oh and did we mention that Cthulhu's in this game? 


- Bloodborne


Drifting and cannon physics simulator. Oh and a flying simulator too I guess.


- War Thunder

 

[B E E S]

Roleplaying the capitalist agenda while trying to not kill your perfectly designed nuclear family


- The Sims 

 

[PatchouliCookie]

Small dragon that can't even fly, rescues all the big beefy fully functioning dragons by looking at statues and shivering at the sound of 'nah nah nana naaaah'. Kill sheep to feed your dragonfly.


Spyro 1

 

[Sohisohi]

Cross platform required


- Kingdom Hearts

 

[Hoax]

Bad jokes, murder, giraffes and sadness.


-The Last Of Us

 

[Assailant]

16 minutes ago, KaiaWolf said:



Bad jokes, murder, giraffes and sadness.


-The Last Of Us




 

You win.

 

[Fistfullofjam]

Overrated


-Undetale

 

[Assailant]

1 minute ago, Fistfullofjam said:



Overrated


-Undetale




 

*sigh* Why do people not get the point of this game?

 

[SimpleGuy]

Press right trigger to win


Any Borderlands game ever

 

[Sumiwrecko]

You and your friends are tasked with exterminating the big-bad of the week- some of them are literally gods. Everyone has some justification to their reason for invading your home, but it's always a stupid reason that ends up being a waste of your time. Everyone is a jerk to everyone else in some way. You are a glass cannon- you don't beat this game by fighting; you beat this game by trying not to get killed by every little thing.


-Touhou

 

[JustJazzy]

A toilet-cleaning midget and his brother who has nothing better to do, accompanied by a dislikable lizard dragon thing that sometimes spits fire mercilessly stalk and sometimes kidnap a pink princess who can't go a minute without being "damseled". Mushrooms and other druggy objects and madness ensues.


- Mario (not my favorite game but wth)

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Ultimate Grinding Simulator


-Void Destroyer

 

[Noivian]

Mercilessly murder indigenous wildlife and swim exclusively in your own blood


- Splatoon

 

[Netherdragon]

10 minutes ago, Noivian said:



Mercilessly murder indigenous wildlife and swim exclusively in your own blood


- Splatoon




 

you forgot a part


Mercilessly murder indigenous wildlife with your own blood and swim exclusively in said blood after killing the wildlife

 

[Noivian]

you forgot a part


Mercilessly murder indigenous wildlife with your own blood and swim exclusively in said blood after killing the wildlife

Ah, right, how could I forget? You have to basically drown them in your own blood to kill them. 

 

[Corrosion]

Team Fortress 2


The most popular war-themed class-based multiplayer hat simulator yet.

 

[Donder172]

I have never seen such aggressive police officers than here, you only have to touch their car and they are already after you, preferably killing you. NPCs are victims as well.


Also an overpriced psychologist who doesn't even do his job right.


GTA 5

 

[ghost of past]

FNAF: "Chucke Chesse's the game"


Mirrors Edge: "I believe I can fly...*splat*


Garry's Mod:


A more adult version of Disney Infinity