Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

[Fistfullofjam]

Little giggling elves and everyone has botched plastic surgery


-TES:IV Oblivion

 

[Forum Guy]

Warning - Minor spoiler of the video game Fallout 3


A nineteen year old leaves one of the safest places in the world to find the father that recently abandoned him without an explanation and lied to him his whole life all the while (untrained) killing any and all trained security guards that attempt to bring him into custody.


- Fallout 3

 

[Duarte]

Aliens invade and you fight them off with a squad of highly trained soldiers that can't aim worth shit. I mean come on you're the God damn sniper! THE SNIPER!!!! HE'S NOT MOVING! KILL THE F***ING TEN FOOT TALL ALIEN THAT'S STANDING THREE FEET AWAY FROM YOU!!!


Rebooted XCOM (truly is an awesome game though)

 

[Fangs9090]

Zombie apocalypse and your only defense is vegetation provided by a crazy hobo. Good luck.


-Plants vs Zombies


Crazy hobo got time machine somehow and now the zombies are using it. Here's some more vegetation. Good luck.


-Plants vs Zombies 2


Now, you are the vegetation. Or you died and joined the zombies. Good luck.


-Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare

 

[Alonfé]

"Over-reactive environmentalists go on government property destroying rampage because of global warming"


~Final Fantasy VII

 

[JokerValentine]

Take a heavy hamburger and hurt it with your scythe sticks into the web past the fat man


-NHL2K16

 

[Alonfé]

Take a heavy hamburger and hurt it with your scythe sticks into the web past the fat man


-NHL2K16

That was beautiful. I cried (I shit you not, I am crying)

 

[Khadame]

Okay, so grandma sent me this for christmas. I mean, it's better than a shopping coupon... Oh, sweet, open world! Can I ride my horse off a cliff? 


- My Riding Stables, Life with Horse


(you can't, by the way. invisible walls.)

 

[Tardy Grade]

100 plus hours of your life unaccounted for


-Dragon Age Origins


(Not counting the others)

 

[Fistfullofjam]

Make Australia Fascist and team up with the US to take down Europe and establish the Platypus empire


- Hearts of Iron IV

 

[Spazzycat101]

A legendary hero, chosen by the gods! Save a continent from an infestation of oversize flying lizards by yelling at them, but get totally sidetracked. With different demon lords vying for your service in the afterlife, use legendary weapons and magics to wreak havok on the land that you're supposed to be saving!


~ The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

 

[Mopzee]

 You shoot and trap dozens of monsters to steal their bones, organs, skin, and tails to make armor and weapons just so you can kill even bigger monsters for their bones, skin, organs and tails.


(monster hunter series)

 

[Kae]

An elf-like boy abandons his village to save an overly dramatic princess and uses the powers of over-powered triangles. He only knows how to grunt and swing a sword at other people.


-The Legend of Zelda

 

[Devious Dilbert]

You play as a dead emo kid who hates everybody and everything. Your team consists of a high school dropout, his loli sister, a sassy gay guy, and one bitch with split personality disorder. Sassy gay guy betrays you and then you have to collect the rest of the plot post-game. And you literally fight animals with tattoos. 1.04/10.


- TWEWY


"Wait, this isn't Final Fantasy?"


-The Last Remnant

 

[literally]

It's just killing. What type of stupid game does that?


-Black Ops


(don't even ask me about it)

 

[Deadkool]

Borderlands


Get a algebra degree in your spare time to figure out which gun is better for fighting 'the man'

 

[Fangs9090]

Drive cars and shoot guns to make money so you can buy more cars and guns.


GTA V

 

[LostHaven]

Kill big space fishie, eat three magical ambilical cords, waste half your life murdering innocent monsters-- Bloodborne

 

[Chachalotte]

Died on the tutorial.


Demon's souls.

 

[Assailant]

On June 29, 2016 at 1:14 AM, jinkx said:



Lawyering (now with added yelling)


- Phoenix Wright


Lawyering (now with added chords of steel)


- Apollo Justice




 

Lawyering (now with added dead children)


- Danganronpa


Lawyering (now with added inception)


- Danganronpa 2

 

[KingsPlague]

You are promised a Baked sweet desert for your aid in Scientific research only to find out that you shall never receive it. Also you are forced to cremate your best and only friend who has aided you along your journey.
-Portal

 

[Assailant]

5 minutes ago, KingsPlague said:



You are promised a Baked sweet desert for your aid in Scientific research only to find out that you shall never receive it. Also you are forced to cremate your best and only friend who has aided you along your journey.
-Portal




 

 

[Bakuyoshi]

Dang it still no plate!


Monster hunter

 

[KingsPlague]

Hours of lore that you won't read, millions of players, part trolls, idiots, flamers or people who are afk.


Pick someone you think who looks cool.


Get your ass kicked by 

 Fluffy satan

 Windy Douchebag

 No skill pentakill

 Dodge que or he will dodge you


and finally

 One shot quadrakill


-League of Legends


(Please take into consideration that basically every champion is an asshole and I would have done this for all of them)

 

[Assailant]

Play of the Game is always:


Bastion point-and-clicking


Symettra being a smug prick and watching people get shot by lasers.


Torbjorn doing nothing, likely on the other side of the map, as turrets get kills


Reaper pressing one button and team-wiping


-Overwatch