Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

[miloredboy]

What do you mean, plays along?

Shit son. Get dodged. Get juked get tricked

 

[JokerValentine]

Shit son. Get dodged. Get juked get tricked

 

[miloredboy]

I GOT THROWN A CURVEBALL

 

[miloredboy]

that bird triggered bastion like hell boy

Triggered him faster than you can say "kill my team"

 

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Triggered him faster than you can say "kill my team"

triggered him faster than his trailer-self shield

 

[miloredboy]

triggered him faster than his trailer-self shield

Triggered him faster than the Reinhardt squad. 


Squad goals 

 

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Triggered him faster than the Reinhardt squad. 


Squad goals 

Shit dawg Reinhardt shield is like Heavy from TF2 turned into a gadget

 

[miloredboy]

Shit dawg Reinhardt shield is like Heavy from TF2 turned into a gadget

But if I do that with Reinhardt, what do I get? 


A broken shield, a dead team and a bastion PoTG

 

[Ganta]

Grand Theft Lotto [ Lottery. ] I mean.. Robbery


Gawd that's awful 


LOL

 

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But if I do that with Reinhardt, what do I get? 


A broken shield, a dead team and a bastion PoTG

b0ss pls buff bastion pls

 

[miloredboy]

b0ss pls buff bastion pls

Hahaha that reminds me of Mei so bad. 


"Blizzard please fix Mei!" 


"Okay community; we have heard your pleas. Since we are such a good company, we have fixed Mei...by buffing her ult." 

 

[/b/ board]

Dude, my friend lost a triple or even a multi kill as Genji because of her "ice block"

 

[Lana Sedition]

Kill innocent creatures and use their bodies as armor to kill more creatures. 


-Monster Hunter series

 

[DerUbermensch]

Exactly like the predecessor, only underwater and even harder!


(X-COM: Terror from the Deep)

 

[folclor]

You gather your inheritance by punching candles.


-Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

 

[ShotoNemar]

Fragile Dreams


Its supposed to be an apocolypse, but your never alone... Oh and motion controls


Tales of symphonia [huge important spoiler]

Spoiler

Your father follows you wherever you go while you are sacrificing your best friend to a psychotic 4000 year old child.

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles 


Unless you have Gameboy advances and Gameboy advance connecters... your forever alone. There's also a serious lack of chocobo's

 

[Lady Midnight]

Evil Genius foiled by his failed mutant experiment.


- The first 3 Crash Bandicoot games


Four kids use the power of friendship and a gun to remodel the world that the adults fucked up in the first place.


-Wild Arms 4


Saving a city of people from traumatized children. 


-Danganronpa: Another Episode


DINO MINECRAFT!!!


-Ark: Survival 


Alien James Bond in the 70s


-Destroy All Humans 2

 

[Chachalotte]

Animal Crossing : You should NEVER leave this game without saving.

 

[JokerValentine]

Fight 3-d enemies while screaming at your console in despair. Also, you're not allowed to criticize these games for fear of starting a war


Recent sonic games

 

[miloredboy]

Like Call of Duty but with machines--


oh wait. 


-Titanfall 2

 

[Lady Midnight]

Local man travels through time and fights with inner darkness.


- Jak 2

 

[Boethiah]

Slow walking and inaccurate combat simulator 2002


- Morrowind

 

[Netherdragon]

Have your girlfriend kidnapped for the 100th time and be forced, as a paper version of yourself, to save the universe with your worst enemy and committing genocide and dying many times in the process.


-Super Paper Mario

 

[SidTheSkid]

Angry bald guy who kills people that call him bald.


- Hitman series. 

 

[Blood Born Angel]

Get mauled by dinosaurs on the beach.


And in the forest.


And mountains.


And caves.


And ocean.


And in your sleep.


- Ark: Survival Evolved