Take A Favourite Game And Make It Sound Awful.

[Eliortagar]

drowning simulator (Subnutica)

 

[Archon]

"Amazing chest ahead."


YOU DIED


"Praise the Sun!"


YOU DIED


YOU DIED


"I did it!"


YOU DIED


YOU DIED


"Woman ahead, therefore try thrusting attack."


YOU DIED


"Try tongue, but hole."


- The Souls Series

 

[Swindle]

Roll jump into bottomless pits all the time trying to get metal brown eggs.


- Jak and Daxter

 

[E T1cyborg]

Try your hand at running a farm. Pick if you want to deal with plants or animals, oh did you know? The town you just moved into is in a passive agressive war with the one on the other side of the mountain. Oh yes, don't forget, while doing all of your chores, if you want to make things better between the towns you have to cook good food. There's also this godess that likes to randomly pop up and give you messages. Think you're ready? Don't forget those errands everyone wants you to do and you ALWAYS accept them.


-Harvest Moon *Tale of Two Towns

 

[SquidFairy]

Overwatch:


PLAY OF THE GAME


as Bastion

 

[Trust]

"Amazing chest ahead."
YOU DIED


"Praise the Sun!"


YOU DIED


YOU DIED


"I did it!"


YOU DIED


YOU DIED


"Woman ahead, therefore try thrusting attack."


YOU DIED


"Try tongue, but hole."


- The Souls Series

 

[Rawrasaur]

Loved by Alex Ocias: A game that says Screw Authority.

 

[Vali Ulfr]

Takes a million bullets and survives


gets punched once and dead


-Halo

 

[Xenoxx]

Talk to someone, go to a place, shoot some people, loot their corpses, profit and repeat -Fallout 4

 

[Khadame]

Who put these onions there?!


- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Sky

 

[PatchouliCookie]

Continuously walk to the right, button bashing. Get angry at back flipping twin ladies.


Streets of Rage

 

[Fuzziestudios]

Go across dimensions and space, killing innocent people by eating them. Then you force animals to help you on your murderous rampage. The main villian will posses someone to do their will againist them. Then they will l kill everyone in the mulitverse. You must destroy an innocent soul to stop the villian.


-Kirby

 

[ByTheChesapeake]

Hero/Heroine falls from the sky, is mistaken for a prince/princess of a new land, and must fight an old guy to save a God, all while running a farm and romancing someone by giving them an egg a day until they love you.


-Rune Factory 4


Two countries divided by war. You choose to go with your birth family. You fight your evil adopted dad, who turns out to be........ slime man. Also, you brother is an actual pineapple.


-Fire Emblem: Fates, Birthright


Two countries divided by war. You choose to go with the family that kidnapped you. Now, your evil dad sends you on suicide missions, but you accept every single one of them because you have daddy issues and just want him to love you.


-Fire Emblem: Fates, Conquest


You're a lawyer who is all about standing up for the little guys, and somehow manages to beat some of the top prosecutors in the world. Half the fun is yelling "objection!" in public places and seeing the looks on observers faces.


- Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney


Little sea witch goes on an adventure with her sea creature friends. Death and destruction ensues.


-Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea

 

[Saccharine Cyanide]

The spiders want to kill you. The swamp wants to kill you.


The bees want to kill you. The trees want to kill you.


At least you probably won't starve.


- Don't Starve

 

[Kazu]

Hmm... lessee...


Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - Explorers of Sky: Become a Pokemon with, surprise! Amnesia, just like in alllll the PMD other games. Totally not an overused thing. Now go and team up with a complete stranger who becomes extremely clingy to you and then go fight an insane temporal dragon who just can't seem to manage time on their own even though tHEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE, THE GOD OF TIME. Oh, and ninja onions, ofc.


Fire Emblem Awakening: Oh goody, another amnesiac main character! You find yourself somehow fallen asleep in a field (you probably have ticks now) and meet a very unprincely prince and his possessive butler and his useless little sister who just can't do anything but whine about being useless. And boom! Talk to people four times and then get married to them, send lightning through blue-haired boys and find out that you'll get to fight... YOURSELF?!!!


Fire Emblem Fates: Oh hey, your brothers and sisters are fighting with one another! Become bias and choose one over the other, or become the goody-two-shoes and join your cousin and overthrow your crazy daddy?! And NO, Azura! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING LOST IN THOUGHTS ALL ALONE AGAIN FOR THE ONE HUNDRETH TIME!!

 

[Vali Ulfr]

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[TwystedPhoenix]

Some random nobody who has been training for who knows how long somehow ends up saving the day, the land, and the world.


Neverwinter Nights

 

[CrowCat]

You live in a world conquered and inhabited by birds. You are a human. No one gives a crap on how that happened. And now you need to date them or else you are killed off.


Hatoful boyfriend

 

[Ramirez]

Fall off of cliffs and die in real life.


- Pokemon Go

 

[Dusky]

[QUOTE="By the Chesapeake]Hero/Heroine falls from the sky, is mistaken for a prince/princess of a new land, and must fight an old guy to save a God, all while running a farm and romancing someone by giving them an egg a day until they love you.
-Rune Factory 4

[/QUOTE]
yaAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

You live in a world conquered and inhabited by birds. You are a human. No one gives a crap on how that happened. And now you need to date them or else you are killed off.
Hatoful boyfriend

ALSO YASSSS

Fall off of cliffs and die in real life.
- Pokemon Go

Even more shocking, I lol'd in real life.

 

[MrSquid123]

Someone goes around shouting at things and looting ancient tombs.


Skyrim

 

[octopi]

You're a dead guy with giant spiky hair. To figure out who you are, you have to follow a woman around and repeatedly prevent her from dying in increasingly ridiculous ways by knocking small objects over.


- Ghost Trick


A socially maladjusted teenager repeatedly harrasses you over the course of your quest to become the best in your field. After you beat up (in order) most of his minions, him, and his dad, he finally gets the message and leaves you alone.


- Pokemon BW

 

[SentinelSevn]

Smashing pots is a goal that becomes lot more entertaining and popular than following the story line provided.


- Nearly every LoZ game yet


Monopoly was reborn as a colorful cartoon game just so it can drive your friends, family, and you into deeper pits of hatred


- Mario Party


Prove present day research wrong by consuming hundreds of mysterious white pellets and avoiding death


- Pac Man

 

[Commander Orchid]

Ban luigi and diddy kong


-smash for 3ds and wii u

 

[Eliortagar]

computerised lego


(minecraft)


2d computerised lego


(terraria)


2d comuterised lego IN SPAAAAAAAAACE


(Starbound)


farm cute slimes for their poop


(slimerancer)


you know this won't actully get you laid right?


(dating sims all of them)