Gao
[sad jester jingle noises]
Gao bugging you to simply announce that Hedge is my husband now and that Crow would try to mess up his hair only to end up throwing down like its WWE
also headcanon ? that she would agree to go on a pre-DnD donut run (bc munchies ofc and gorgeous gorgeous crows and hedgehogs deserves a lil snack) and somehow they would get lost for an hour and he convinces her to eat the donuts with him out of fear for their survival
OHFGGJGJHFJF ??? HE ACCEPTS HE'D MAKE A LOVELY (COMPLETELY DECORATIVE) HOUSE-HUSBAND.
Her hand moves one (1) inch towards his hair and boss-battle music starts playing. The fight of two gawjus gawjus hairs will be legendary. The idea of them going for a DnD donut run just to get fucking LOST ??? PLEASE? They're actually just two forest critters let loose and should be kept on backpack leashes at all times. They simply MUST ration the donut supply to stay alive, or until Hedge decides they'll need the energy to stay strong. He'll let crow have the last donut to make sure she is extra powerful xx