The Wordsmith Myth
A Story Teller
(Noted) "I'll give it my all Doctor. For the LADIES!" He said heroicly. He appeared next to them about an hour later. "Okay so... I have good news and bad news. Bad news is... Everyone's gone. I can't find them. So sad lots of tears. Good news you still got ME!" He pointed to his chest and puffed it up. "Great." Peter said sarcastically. "Spidey! You're here! Get over here bestie!" He rushed over to do... Something to Peter. No one was really sure. "You're my best friend right behind cable! But I don't think cable returns my feelings!" Peter stepped back. "I don't like you all that much either." He said ready to web Deadpool to the wall at a moment's notice. "Oh come on Spidey. You should enjoy my amazing hilarity and character now before the guy who's playing me fucks up playing me like he has fucked up playing you."(Allow me to aid you....
Deadpool doesn't actually like chimichangas.) "Indeed." Strange said "Now quickly. We will need all of X-Force to help."