He looked at her. "One sec." He looked back at the man he was talking to. "Yes 180 bucks worth of Krispy cream. C'mon man you know I'm good for it." The man nodded and walked off. He walked over to Maddy. "What's up?"
"Ooooh that sounds delicious!" She says excitedly. "I wanna help. Let me cover the cost of the ingredients. I gotta get some more paint brushes anyway." She gasps lightly. "Papyruuuusssss! Do you think you can help me with a painting project I'm working on? I don't wanna make a mess of my house like I did last time." She says with a slightly embarrassed look on her face.
"According to American law. The drinking age is 16 in Europe soooo..." A portal appeared and he reached in. He then pulled out some dirt and put it on the floor "If you drink with your feet on this soil, you would be drinking on French soil, therefore you would be drinking legally. Besides, we saved the world... a lot... we deserve to indulge."
"Come this way" she said walking away to someplace more quiet. She knew she would have to do this fast because of his speed. On the way here she had picked up a knife which was now in her pocket and she was ready to transform if needed.
"NO THAT IS QUITE ALRIGHT. I CAN AFFORD MY OWN GROCERIES." Papayrus said proudly. "WAIT... YOU NEED MY HELP?" He suddenly looked like a child on Christmas morning. "YOU'VE NEVER ASKED FOR MY HELP BEFORE! WELL HUMAN THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL GRACIOUSLY ACCOMPANY YOU TO YOUR HOME TO HELP YOU PAINT IT!"
(Lmfao that's brilliant)
Sam looked uncertain. "I'm gonna... Tap out on this one. Sorry." He said. Jackson shrugged. "Meh. Nanites will fix any damage before it can become permanent no skin of my back." He took a shot and then gagged. "Oh... That's disgusting."
Jeremy followed. "Alright. What's up?" He asked. "Whatever it is we need to make it quick. My shifts almost over and Ryder needs his lunch. And his dinner. And all his meals. He's getting faster and faster by the day."
"Really!? Oh thank you thank you thank you so much!" Eris says cheerfully. She sneaks a peak at his grocery list and retrieves the rest of the items he needs along with some paint brushes. "Alriiiight! On to the checkout!"
"don't worry this will be over before you know it." She smirked getting the knife out of her pocket "You see I want to plan a surprise. " she turned and quickly stabbed him in the stomach several times.
"What the!?" Each and every attack hit and he stumbled to the ground holding the wounds. "Maddy... What..." He tried to stand up but he was losing a lot of blood.
Papyrus followed her humming bonetrousle he checked out their items.
"It'll put some hair on your chest." Joey chuckled (Believe me, it will. I took a shot when I was 14 and developed facial and chest hair before I finished high school.)
"Surprise!" She smirked and tilted her head. "It was for you" some of his blood got on her hand and she licked it off.
(I.... I can't tell if your serious anymore. Like I think your just talking about puberty but somewhere in my head I'm just like "he could totally be serious he's just out there enough")
"What happened to... You." His hand fell to the ground as his eyes rolled back and he stopped breathing.
(Let's get back on track. It might just be my genes but hey, it was a strong shot of whiskey.) Joey took a shot himself "Damn, this really is nasty. Why did I buy the cheap brand?"
Jackson got back to playing but it became Clare quickly that his Nanites wouldn't let him get drunk anyway. Sans. Oh he was wasted.
After paying for the items, Eris gets on her motorcycle. "Hop on, buddy. I know a shortcut we can take. Plus we get to ride in the wind together. It's so much fun!"
she just smiled before entering the shadows. "it's done"
Joey took two more shots "Nanites is cheating..."
"BUT. I DROVE HERE! IN MY SPORTS CAR!" He said. "I'LL JUST FOLLOW YOU."
"Good. Now. Let Maddy speak. I want to hear her broken words."
"I don't like it anymore than you do. But there some things they do that I can't turn off." He said.
"Oooooh fancy! Very well." She says as she stretches. "Try to keep up!" She speeds off.
He got into a red hot rod and followed her at... The speed limit.
