Deathkitten
I am the Deathkitten! Fear me!
She glared at Natalie, but just about jumped out of her skin when Darren gave her a bear hug, "Stop iiiiit. I don't need hugs! Knock it off."
"Shut up, you need hugs," he responded, "A coke for both of us, please, Nat. Trace, even if you don't want to do this hero stuff, just think of it as a new experience. It's not gonna hurt you to try it out."
"And what are you if we're baby animals, huh?" she grumbled, shoving off her brother, "Fine. I'll do the stupid internship thing. Even if I hate it, it'll look good for publicity later. What the hell do you need us for anyway? Darren's just sturdy."
"Aaaactually... I've come into dad's powers too..."
"No way? No way! That's awesome!" Tracy sounded so excited, so contrasted from Darren's somber face. He really hated his dad's power still. "You could totally join the family business for real now! That's so great!"
"I'm not joining. You know how much I hate it."
"Yeah but... where else would you go?"
"I don't know. But if I got control of the company, things would be way different, Trace."
"Yeah well you're the son, it's your job."
Darren groaned and laid back on the bed, "You're impossible. Anyway, there are way bigger things going on right now than that. You know how our powers are supposedly a gift from God that's been handed down?"
"Yeah?"
"Well it is. So we have to help God out."
"Why the hell do I owe him anything? Aside from obvious scary skele-bitch, why should I?"
"For one, because I'm asking you to help me with this. For two, because he's literally GOD, TRACY. Even if you're only interested in your own gains, we know enough about religious myths to know that God is supposedly a pretty jealous, vicious kind of person. Flooded at least a good part of the world. Killed off a whole city. Etc. And those are only the greatest hits! I don't even know anything and I know that much!" he said, exasperated.
"To be fair, the whole flood and plagues situation was a bit more complicated than that," Tracy grumbled, folding her arms as she, surprisingly, seemed to know a bit more about the bible than her brother, "The flood thing was about all of humanity being awful and having a hard reset. Dark breeds dark, etc. It wasn't about God being a villain or being jealous or whatever. Though, I'm pretty sure it wasn't the whole world... To be fair, back then, the whole world was a pretty small place compared to now. The plagues are more complicated. That definitely had to do with God being a bit jealous. God even called himself a jealous god in the bible, though, so that's known. But that was still more about the Pharoah being a racist bitch and God showing divine power to make an important point. It was freeing people... and yes, people got killed in the process, which sucks, but... to make the point with the Pharoah and all that, it needed to be really drastic."
Darren stared at his sister, incredulous. They had never talked about religion before. Their father wasn't religious. Their uncle sure as hell wasn't religious. They'd never learned this stuff, even if they were supposedly blessed. What the fuck?! Tracy was ignoring that Darren was looking at her like she had grown a second head, and was instead still staring at Natalie.
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"Shut up, you need hugs," he responded, "A coke for both of us, please, Nat. Trace, even if you don't want to do this hero stuff, just think of it as a new experience. It's not gonna hurt you to try it out."
"And what are you if we're baby animals, huh?" she grumbled, shoving off her brother, "Fine. I'll do the stupid internship thing. Even if I hate it, it'll look good for publicity later. What the hell do you need us for anyway? Darren's just sturdy."
"Aaaactually... I've come into dad's powers too..."
"No way? No way! That's awesome!" Tracy sounded so excited, so contrasted from Darren's somber face. He really hated his dad's power still. "You could totally join the family business for real now! That's so great!"
"I'm not joining. You know how much I hate it."
"Yeah but... where else would you go?"
"I don't know. But if I got control of the company, things would be way different, Trace."
"Yeah well you're the son, it's your job."
Darren groaned and laid back on the bed, "You're impossible. Anyway, there are way bigger things going on right now than that. You know how our powers are supposedly a gift from God that's been handed down?"
"Yeah?"
"Well it is. So we have to help God out."
"Why the hell do I owe him anything? Aside from obvious scary skele-bitch, why should I?"
"For one, because I'm asking you to help me with this. For two, because he's literally GOD, TRACY. Even if you're only interested in your own gains, we know enough about religious myths to know that God is supposedly a pretty jealous, vicious kind of person. Flooded at least a good part of the world. Killed off a whole city. Etc. And those are only the greatest hits! I don't even know anything and I know that much!" he said, exasperated.
"To be fair, the whole flood and plagues situation was a bit more complicated than that," Tracy grumbled, folding her arms as she, surprisingly, seemed to know a bit more about the bible than her brother, "The flood thing was about all of humanity being awful and having a hard reset. Dark breeds dark, etc. It wasn't about God being a villain or being jealous or whatever. Though, I'm pretty sure it wasn't the whole world... To be fair, back then, the whole world was a pretty small place compared to now. The plagues are more complicated. That definitely had to do with God being a bit jealous. God even called himself a jealous god in the bible, though, so that's known. But that was still more about the Pharoah being a racist bitch and God showing divine power to make an important point. It was freeing people... and yes, people got killed in the process, which sucks, but... to make the point with the Pharoah and all that, it needed to be really drastic."
Darren stared at his sister, incredulous. They had never talked about religion before. Their father wasn't religious. Their uncle sure as hell wasn't religious. They'd never learned this stuff, even if they were supposedly blessed. What the fuck?! Tracy was ignoring that Darren was looking at her like she had grown a second head, and was instead still staring at Natalie.
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