GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
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Roxas: Hey! Sticks are dangerous. I am beyond equipped.So I was going through some stuff in my meme dump and I came across a silly Roxas and now I have the idea of him allowing Isabelle to use his keyblades to fight while he improvises with a stick or some other object he just finds laying around
For reference this is the image that put this in my headhell yeah DS quality graphics lol
Zelda be packin' a whole chopperI was just thinking about Dark Pit training Zelda in using his sniper staff as she has divine blood and should theoretically be able to use his weaponry. An enemy attacks and they discover too late that Zelda is packing heat besides fire magic!
omg Isabelle duel wielding key blades would be absolutely beautiful fhsndgsjf someone get her an org13 coat and she’ll basically be Mickey MouseSo I was going through some stuff in my meme dump and I came across a silly Roxas and now I have the idea of him allowing Isabelle to use his keyblades to fight while he improvises with a stick or some other object he just finds laying around
For reference this is the image that put this in my headhell yeah DS quality graphics lol
Giving Roxas a stick simply makes it a fair fight: the enemy would never have a chance otherwise!
I was just thinking about Dark Pit training Zelda in using his sniper staff as she has divine blood and should theoretically be able to use his weaponry. An enemy attacks and they discover too late that Zelda is packing heat besides fire magic!
Pittoo might’ve see her with a knife and was like, “Yeah that’s cute, I guess.”
Chsjdhxjxc lmao Zelda with a gun will always be the funniest goddamn thingZelda be packin' a whole chopper
Roxas knows a stick is stronger than his keyblades obviouslyRoxas: Hey! Sticks are dangerous. I am beyond equipped.
He gonna roll up to Lunaris with a stick in hand now. Clearly a fair fight lolGiving Roxas a stick simply makes it a fair fight: the enemy would never have a chance otherwise!
She can wear Roxas'. It'll be too big, but hey they gotta make due where they can. Org13's on a budget nowomg Isabelle duel wielding key blades would be absolutely beautiful fhsndgsjf someone get her an org13 coat and she’ll basically be Mickey Mouse
Roxas rolls up to Seph gives a much needed whack it does instant KO- winsRoxas knows a stick is stronger than his keyblades obviously
He gonna roll up to Lunaris with a stick in hand now. Clearly a fair fight lol
She can wear Roxas'. It'll be too big, but hey they gotta make do where they can. Org13's on a budget now
Roxas should have done this the first time around. He should have known a stick means instant winRoxas rolls up to Seph gives a much needed whack it does instant KO- wins
Lunaris: What are you going to do with that, boy?He gonna roll up to Lunaris with a stick in hand now. Clearly a fair fight lol
Kamui is a very strange person. She could brutally massacre an entire squadron of enemy units, then turn to her allies and do a complete 180 like:Lmao she's just all cuddly and warm, meanwhile people like DP and Sheik are like, "All we did was say good morning like damn-"
Kaida: "I really like you a lot, Cinth. You're just as good at sword fighting as your dad...maybe you could give me a few pointers next time-"
Corrin: "KAIDA, come on, we're leaving!"
Kaida: "Gotta go now, heh...see you around, kid!"
Kaida winks and leaves a red-faced Hyacinth spluttering behind her XD
Lol she would definitely do that! She would buy a box of chocolates and everything with her allowance, trying to be as smooth and sincere as possible for her confession, but just end up quitting and eating the chocolates herself. That's probably the only circumstance where she gives up quite easily.
You could literally replace Kana with ANYONE that Kamui cares about. If anyone even lays a finger on someone she considers close to her, she will not hesitate to go sicko mode.A Hazy Sort of Clarity
I stumbled across this fanart of Corrin and Kana lol. You do NOT wanna mess with the mama bear!
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I'd like to imagine another war somehow breaking out during Corrin's rule of Valla in the parenthood AU we got, it's interesting to think about. How would she go about dealing with it? Would Link and other Hyrulean forces be at her disposal? Of course, there's also the fact that she's got two children to look after!
Yeesh, imagining Link, Corrin, or even Percy or Sora finding her...she would probably want to vanish off the face of the planet, to say the least. Every time someone tries to bring it up, she goes all scarlet-faced and hastily tries to change the subject, even to something stupid like the weather or how good/bad their last meal was!
True, Kaida would probably get heavily flustered and anxious when they do something that Link would chew them up about, such as kissing and more "intimate" stuff like that, even though they're married and free to do what they like. Corrin would tell Link he's only got himself to blame!
Lol I rewatched Up a little while ago and I couldn't help but think of these two dorks when this scene came up.
Nice pun there lmao, can't wait to write for blueberry boy XD"Yeah, that's Link all right...and it seems like good ol' Marth decided to drop in as well."
Speaking of Link, I thought about Link and his Gerudo outfit. I feel like he'd stuff his top with apples or something and see how long he could go before people notice he's not a girl. I feel like Sheik would catch on the fastest (since she is a fellow crossdresser) but not realize Link was wearing this and trying to fool everyone as a joke. Then this would ensue:Wrote for Link and Samus! Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like Marth's day will be getting better anytime soon XD
I think so long as Corrin doesn't try to pet Dark Pit, it should be fine lol I imagine it must be tempting though; both Pits have such fluffy heads!Lmao what the hecc did I come back to?? Posts for da bois Link, Shulk and Pittoo (+Pika), that's what!
Plus your classic OOC shenanigans ofc-
Kamui is a very strange person. She could brutally massacre an entire squadron of enemy units, then turn to her allies and do a complete 180 like:
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And as for those two, a simple gesture would be enough for dragon gorl here. Just to let her know that her efforts to be kind aren't going unnoticed.
Lmao, Cinth would probably write about how he and Kaida are destined to be soulmates after that little exchange there! It would be TERRIBLE if Daisy or Marth somehow found that entry in his journal and ask him about it XD
Omg, poor Kaida! I think she might make it right up to ringing the doorbell or something before chickening out, only for the person she's with to ring the doorbell for her and ditch her there lmfao
Lol, Corrin would probably make the correct assumption that DP doesn't like being touched all that much. Besides, I imagine people have tried to touch her wings and horns many times in the past, so she'd understand personal space quite well. However, Kamui would definitely want to pet the floof, if offered, of course! XDI think so long as Corrin doesn't try to pet Dark Pit, it should be fine lol I imagine it must be tempting though; both Pits have such fluffy heads!
XD I had a thought of the Hyrule Royal Family visiting Valla again, and Kaida tries to pay Harkinian a visit at their vacation home. She has chocolates in hand and her lines rehearsed! She knocks on the door, and Dark Pit opens it. I can see her mentally screaming, "WHY IS THE KING ANSWERING THE DOOR?!?!?!"
Maybe Percy suggests Cinth speak to Mika. Mika knows everything about girls and how to attract them! Even though Percy is still having trouble attracting Melina...
Is "Kamui" Corrin's Japanese name? I want to make sure I'm getting it right. I can understand how personalities can be different between localizations; in the RP I'm playing Pit and Dark Pit more off their Japanese characterizations. This is why my Pit is more intelligent and my Dark Pit is less selfish.Lol, Corrin would probably make the correct assumption that DP doesn't like being touched all that much. Besides, I imagine people have tried to touch her wings and horns many times in the past, so she'd understand personal space quite well. However, Kamui would definitely want to pet the floof, if offered, of course! XD
Lmao Corrin would ask Kaida how her attempt went, and she would glare at her, her face bright red, and reply, "Oh, I don't know, why don't you ask Hawk's DAD?!"
Lol, easier said than done! I'm pretty sure Cinth would have a hard time even trying to explain his feelings for Kaida, which is a big contrast from his normally unabashed ways.
She can wear Roxas'. It'll be too big, but hey they gotta make due where they can. Org13's on a budget now
The temptation to do a silly and draw Roxas in Isabelle's outfit because of this is strong, but do I really need to draw him in a skirt? Probably not lol
The temptation to do a silly and draw Roxas in Isabelle's outfit because of this is strong, but do I really need to draw him in a skirt? Probably not lol
Perhaps tomorrow when I'm hopefully NOT being pestered by people to get things done for them ;-;
Roxas: ... I think you've created a monster.Now I've a thought of Zelda trying out Dark Pit's Electroshock Arm. She uses it once to demolish something, and the power gets to her head so she runs around punching things while shouting, "ELECTROSHOCK!" over and over again! No wonder Pittoo sometimes spams that attack: it's fun! Poor Roxas can't use the Arm because only divine beings can use such weaponry, and he feels left out of the fun. :C
Roxas: ... I think you've created a monster.
Pittoo: Nah, she's fine. What can happen?
Zelda: Hey... What happens if the Electroshock Arm connects with a Falcon Punch? :3c I MUST FIND OUT! FOR SCIENCE! >83c
Roxas and Pittoo look at each other in horror before running after Zelda!