stupidest CS's in history.

[Samiel]

Once, he was almost eaten by the other players for sustenance. That was a good day.

I really, REALLY wanted to eat him. It stings that he was the only survivor, and had I known we were going to miraculously survive, I wouldn't have killed myself (IC, stupid). Damnit, it would've been the icing on the cake to have finally eaten him.


Incidentally, the almost eaten character was the followup to one that literally jumped into a giant demon's mouth.


I swear, that guy has a talent for losing characters. It's just not a complete session without him dying.

 

[Samiel]

Also, I believe my "Solar Sausage" CS in the Character Submissions area deserves a look.


Man, that sausage was a beatstick. For a sausage.


Ended a debate on my game's board, so he did.