Stuff Roleplayers Say

[DisneyGirl]

Hey Fellow Roleplayers,


Since there's a ton of "Stuff (insert whatever type of people here) Say" viral videos out there, I thought it would be fun to make a "Stuff Roleplayers Say" thread everyone on this site can contribute to.


Since I posted this, I will go first:


"Okay, so what face claim should I use for my character sheet?"

 

[Mordecai]

"I'll just check the SB quick before I write my post...." several hours later "....Maybe I should get off the SB."

 

[Grey]

"I roll to attack the darkness."


"Can I seduce him/her/the dragon?"


"I pick up the thing."


"...Are you wearing gloves?"


Also found this:


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[DisneyGirl]

"I go a day without posting on this RP and now I have no idea what is going on..."

 

[Xenonia]

"Sorry guys, I have real life stuff going on. It's really crazy, you know?"


"Wait, where am I in the posting order?"

 

[Pine]

"I roll to attack the darkness."
"Can I seduce him/her/the...

I can honestly say that I have never before in my life watched two videos that are so relatable.

 

[DisneyGirl]

I can honestly say that I have never before in my life watched two videos that are so relatable.

I know, right? I'm not a dice roleplayer, but the first video? Omg. I'm so glad I am not alone.

 

[Pine]

I know, right? I'm not a dice roleplayer, but the first video? Omg. I'm so glad I am not alone.

I've been watching my friends play D&D in recent history, so I have a good idea of how they generally go, but the first one really hits home.


Anyway, I should probably contribute to this thread at least a little.


"Okay, but can MY character do that?"


"Now I feel bad. Can I go back and edit?"

 

[kibou]

"Hey, come join this rp with me!"


"I mean, I'm in five rps already, but I can handle this."


"Hey, do you wanna join my rp?"


"I haven't posted yet because I'm busy trying to think of reasons why my asocial character would want to leave the bathroom."

 

[Lucyfer]

If we're gonna have the darkness quote here, might as well link to the video:


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As for quotes, this is the main one I can remember that was said often, in some way, shape, or form:


"No, smite stupid isn't a thing."

 

[DividesByZer0]

"Sure, I totally want to do this!" ..... weeks later no reply. (T__T)


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[DikkeVetteVlinder]

"There is a special place in hell for people like you"


"I'm not saying you should post, but you kind of should."

 

[Lady Odyssey]

"Oh, double post again. Damn internet."


"Ahhh, they posted at the same time I did! What do I do now? Do I edit? Or do I wait for them to edit?"


"Is my character too cliche?"


"Should I use a different face claim this time? .... Nah. YOLO."


"Am I rambling again? Dammit."


"I hate coding so much right now. It's pissing me off."

 

[welian]

"I totally ship our characters."

 

[DisneyGirl]

"How do I juggle all these RPs without making anyone mad?"


"No, I haven't ditched our RP. I have just been super busy. Ugh, why does real life get in the way of my RPs?"


"I miss my RP partner."

 

[DikkeVetteVlinder]

"God, this is taking forever.."


"It's only eleven pm, you can still post, you were up till twelve yesterday."


"Uugghhhh."


"I better get some fucking a++ fiction."

 

[MuseTalk]

"Does this eyepatch/facial scar/magical necklace make my character seem cliche?"


or


"Does this eyepatch/facial scar/magical necklace make my character seem unique enough?"

 

[DikkeVetteVlinder]

"Fuck man, I should really, really be in bed right now. Ah, what the hell, one more post won't hurt."

 

[Doppelganger]

"I can't seem to spell properly today, could be the vodka.."

 

[DisneyGirl]

When roleplaying on your phone...


Family Member: Who are you texting?


You: I'M NOT TEXTING. I'M ROLEPLAYING!

 

[Interstellar Bun]

"Wait no, that was a typo!"

 

[Doppelganger]

"Is that even a word or english?"

 

[DisneyGirl]

"Man, I wish I could make a career out of roleplaying."

 

[Doppelganger]

"is roleplayer an occupation?"

 

[TheSaiyanKami]

I explain characters powers


Non-roleplayer: "so what does this video game person do exactly?"


Me: "apparently nothing"