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One Thousand Club
Jack made a mental note to send Polito some of her own expertise on suitable armor for phaser fire, but had no PADD to directly communicate this to him nor the authorization to hold one. Jack rose with the Captain's last, turned with her best salute, grinned, and said "Yes sir" in her very best ready-for-action voice. She remembered what her job was, as Yeoman the customary job description was sit down and shut up, and she almost did sit down out of embarassment, only to realize suddenly that sitting down would bring more embarassment.
Jack remains standing, hoping others will join her. Upon close inspection, one can see the beginnings of a complete breakdown, but she gives a masque of standing true.
Her mental calculations in this one moment possibly outpaced the trillions of calculations made each nanosecond by Kimberly, or the number of times a Kraekarian could think about murder. And there she was, aboard the bridge of the magnificent human flagship she called her mind, images of red alerts flashing, sparks flying, and the camera shaking as extras fall to the floor. Every console was being pounded on by Jacks, each more anxious than the last. At the captain's chair, coolest among everyone in the room, sat a Jack in a tricorner hat, clearly on the edge of sobbing. Commands are screamed in every direction, neural pathways for social anxiety, biological needs, arousal, shame, and primal fear all lighting up in a brilliant inferno.
A Jack, The Jack, perhaps, walks out of the turbolift, covered in admiral's regalia. She walks over to the captain's chair, demanding a full status report. Captain Jack responds.
"We've entered no-man's land. Hostiles and friendlies all around. Crazy borg guy, nice lieutenant guy, a few Kraekarians, weird vulcan, a sexy Vokkan and a sexy robot, and several bogeys all around. Admiral, if I may, I recommend abandoning ship(exclamation point)"
The pilot turns dramatically. "Captain, you can't be serious(exclamation point) That would mean full emotional breakdown, no going back(exclamation point)"
The admiral throws back her hair even more dramatically, not to be outdone. "She's right. Stay your course, captain."
"But-"
"STAY YOUR COURSE. It's our only chance."
A Jack, The Jack, perhaps, walks out of the turbolift, covered in admiral's regalia. She walks over to the captain's chair, demanding a full status report. Captain Jack responds.
"We've entered no-man's land. Hostiles and friendlies all around. Crazy borg guy, nice lieutenant guy, a few Kraekarians, weird vulcan, a sexy Vokkan and a sexy robot, and several bogeys all around. Admiral, if I may, I recommend abandoning ship(exclamation point)"
The pilot turns dramatically. "Captain, you can't be serious(exclamation point) That would mean full emotional breakdown, no going back(exclamation point)"
The admiral throws back her hair even more dramatically, not to be outdone. "She's right. Stay your course, captain."
"But-"
"STAY YOUR COURSE. It's our only chance."
Jack remains standing, hoping others will join her. Upon close inspection, one can see the beginnings of a complete breakdown, but she gives a masque of standing true.