Kwillz
Bardic Inspiration
"Space Pirates?" Actually, we prefer "Bounty Hunters."
<News coming in today from The Aquarii Star System... This morning, yet another planet was attacked by monsters native to outside galaxies. The planet in question, Typhon 7, is currently still in the midst of combatting this dangerous threat. Casualties have risen exponentially from an initial 250 to over 1000 and counting. While the Intergalatic Imperial forces are still needed in Quaidan, the Gallantry has announced that they are sending forces to help quell the invasion and offer aid during the aftermath... General Opec Djinn of...... >
"Aah, space... isn't it just lovely? What’s not to love about it? The beautiful stars over your head... the open skies everywhere... the planets turned to crime-infested shitholes, tyrannical governments, corrupt and selfish corporations, and now hoards of rampaging space monsters! What more could you ask for? Well, on the bright side, it’s never been a better time to be a bounty hunter. Speaking of which, listen here. This is the good part..."
<Updates now on the activity of the space-faring band of criminals calling themselves ‘The Jolly Rockets’... Reports come in detailing these pirates attacking cargo ships belonging to the Nexus Corporation. Surveillance footage here shows the suspects taking over the ship and getting away with its supply of materials including several large crates of weapons. Luckily, none of the ship’s crew was fatally injured. Imperial authorities ask any and all with information about these ‘Jolly Rockets’ to contact them immediately.>
"Pfft, do you hear that? ‘Pirates’... They make us look like we’re the bad guys. Look, until you get to know a guy, you can’t call him a bad person. What I’m doing is giving people a second chance, a chance to leave a life of mistakes and regret behind to go out and live a new one. Turn over a new leaf and all that. We take from the rich what they stole from the poor and give it back to them. We fight the monsters attacking the small towns forgotten by the Empire... Most people take this second chance and become a whole different person. But then again, with some people... some things never change..."
<News coming in today from The Aquarii Star System... This morning, yet another planet was attacked by monsters native to outside galaxies. The planet in question, Typhon 7, is currently still in the midst of combatting this dangerous threat. Casualties have risen exponentially from an initial 250 to over 1000 and counting. While the Intergalatic Imperial forces are still needed in Quaidan, the Gallantry has announced that they are sending forces to help quell the invasion and offer aid during the aftermath... General Opec Djinn of...... >
"Aah, space... isn't it just lovely? What’s not to love about it? The beautiful stars over your head... the open skies everywhere... the planets turned to crime-infested shitholes, tyrannical governments, corrupt and selfish corporations, and now hoards of rampaging space monsters! What more could you ask for? Well, on the bright side, it’s never been a better time to be a bounty hunter. Speaking of which, listen here. This is the good part..."
<Updates now on the activity of the space-faring band of criminals calling themselves ‘The Jolly Rockets’... Reports come in detailing these pirates attacking cargo ships belonging to the Nexus Corporation. Surveillance footage here shows the suspects taking over the ship and getting away with its supply of materials including several large crates of weapons. Luckily, none of the ship’s crew was fatally injured. Imperial authorities ask any and all with information about these ‘Jolly Rockets’ to contact them immediately.>
"Pfft, do you hear that? ‘Pirates’... They make us look like we’re the bad guys. Look, until you get to know a guy, you can’t call him a bad person. What I’m doing is giving people a second chance, a chance to leave a life of mistakes and regret behind to go out and live a new one. Turn over a new leaf and all that. We take from the rich what they stole from the poor and give it back to them. We fight the monsters attacking the small towns forgotten by the Empire... Most people take this second chance and become a whole different person. But then again, with some people... some things never change..."