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Fandom Soul Eater: The Perfect Order

Keanehandiam said:
"So they should be on their way......*Gets up from chair thinking the radio is off broadcast* "OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! OH GOD!"
When life gives you lemons________


A. Make lemonade


B. Make grape juice, and sit back while everyone tries to figure out how you did it


C. Squirt Lemon juice in life's eyes


D. THROW THE GOD DAMNED LEMONS BACK AT LIFE, AND SAY, "FUCK YOU LIFE!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?! I'M FUCKING AWESOME, BITCH!!!"
 
Ariettie said:
When life gives you lemons________
A. Make lemonade


B. Make grape juice, and sit back while everyone tries to figure out how you did it


C. Squirt Lemon juice in life's eyes


D. THROW THE GOD DAMNED LEMONS BACK AT LIFE, AND SAY, "FUCK YOU LIFE!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?! I'M FUCKING AWESOME, BITCH!!!"
E. “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
 
Keanehandiam said:
E. “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
THAT'S HOW IT GOES!!! I COULDN'T REMEMBER HOW IT WENT.... I remember this though:


"If you're here for the mantis DNA, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is we're postponing that experiment indefinitely. The good news is we have something else for you to do. Grab a rifle, we're fighting an army of mantis men."
 
Ariettie said:
THAT'S HOW IT GOES!!! I COULDN'T REMEMBER HOW IT WENT.... I remember this though:
"If you're here for the mantis DNA, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is we're postponing that experiment indefinitely. The good news is we have something else for you to do. Grab a rifle, we're fighting an army of mantis men."
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."


I've got these quotes bookmarked, mate.
 
Keanehandiam said:
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
I've got these quotes bookmarked, mate.
I like you! I like you a lot!
 
Keanehandiam said:
I like you too. Wait, you just changed your little quote message to the Cave Johnson quote. Glorious~
"All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.


"Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."
 
Kyra said:
I completely just realized I forgot to tag @Chara Angel of Death and @Ariettie in my last post... well, I tagged them here... sorry 'bout that.
Okay... By then they wouldn't have cared about ice cream, and our half done colab will need no editing....
 
I'm been sick and scurrying to keep up with everything... cause naturally everyone is generally quiet and then suddenly flares up all at once to make you scramble to pick things up. :P lol
 
Hanarei said:
I'm been sick and scurrying to keep up with everything... cause naturally everyone is generally quiet and then suddenly flares up all at once to make you scramble to pick things up. :P lol
I'm sick too...
 
Ariettie said:
I'm sick too...
No excuses! Only I'm allowed to be sick!
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