Prizzy Kriyze
Multiple Stab Wounds
"When I was a kid, I used to think that pork chops and karate chops were the same thing.He'll ask for some Mutton chops instead o3o
I thought they were both pork chops, and because my grandmother thought it was cute, and because they were my favourite
She let me keep doing it
Not really a big deal
One day before I realized fat kids are not designed to climb trees
I fell out of a tree and bruised the right side of my body
I didn’t want to tell my grandmother about it because I was afraid I’d get in trouble for playing somewhere that I shouldn’t have been
A few days later the gym teacher noticed the bruise, and I got sent to the principal’s office
From there I was sent to another small room, with a really nice lady who asked me all kinds of questions about my life at home
I saw no reason to lie, as far as I was concerned life was pretty good
I told her, 'Whenever I’m sad my grandmother gives me karate chops'"
- Shane Koyczan