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Chicken Broth Paragon
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DAY ONE
JAVIER GAUTHIER

Hoover's payment came early this morning, sent by a courier. The timing was exact: 7:30 AM, morning, the clock's face showed. The man's name was Mr. Shelton Flat, of Peake's Post Service, and he asked for signature. Javier gave him a tip too.

He admitted that it was no charity. The former detective had been hesitant to capitalize on the 1st North Public Security scandal. It'd been quick to blow up in sensationalist magazines (Weekly General News, Examiner, Atlanta-Bangalore Daily), to Hoover and Lane's dismay, as the perpetrator had proved too popular in a few circles. It wasn't an enclosed incident, but a breaking news headliner.

It was the sort worthy of a size-five-width column in a page: GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION IN CITIZEN BLOCKS; POST-SEPT., THE MONTH OF THE DRAGON?; AFTER THE PHARAOH- INTERVIEWS, HOW MANY MORE?; BANGALORE BEDLAM. And he'd written all of them— Gallagher Tempest, an unknown, had written them, sent them by mail, and received compensation too.

The fact that it was a job, that he didn't enjoy it, killed some of the conscience. The target had been simple: Captain Coste's fame, the criminals, the lost guns, and maybe, the government's reputation. The reward was simpler: heft to his wallet and a J.J Balladeer No. 42 Pistol straight from the federal armoury. His last gun, a Copper Special (53 E.N [ERA NOUVEAU, POST-POST-WAR-WAR], branded 42-01, cobalt-blued, no sign of stainless steel) had blown up— as if a cruel joke, the replacement was a hand cannon, as Hoover described it— in a mishap involving an explosive gold-lined and black-cloth suit, a tank of propane, and a sting gone wrong.

He knew it was half his fault and had readied the mental crucifix when Hoover had initially refused to pay for another gun.

Now, a turn of events made it one-fourth a part of his 'occupational benefits'— came with the 'occupational hazards'— alongside life insurance, a free funeral, and coupons and discounts in all government-sponsored services (LasCo, J.J, Prentice, Auto, among others). It reminded him of that gambler who went rogue in Squib's Casino a few days back and was kicked out. He was winning too much, apparently, maybe cheating too. He'd been a regular customer, had good will with the people there, and as his arse was scraping across the hot asphalt, he had enough sense to caress his receipt of 10% discount (entry fee) that the owner forgot to take back. The pain-to-gain equilibrium was disproportionate and useless in the circumstance. Javier felt the same: stuck in a quicksand. The 'sand' was this gun, and the guns to come— violence begets violence, assholes—, and the 'quick' was Hoover.

He spent two of the newly-minted bills to buy the morning Weekly General News on the way to Chiave's. The AutoStand gave him a discount of one monad, on account of his 'occupational benefits', which he took. He checked his wallet: aside from the expired credits, licenses and assorted greeting cards, it was full. He was not poor. The Wax-Colnix pill popper, the pus-drinking hobo, the malnourished dwarf he was now looking to hit on— those had become distant possibilities.

This was his kind of moment. He could stay inside this aperture forever.

He juggled the change in his left pocket, humming the Saint Newszburry tune from the old days. It was a ragtime barely recognized in modern days beyond its skinny-deep merit as a folk song. His teacher had taught it to him when he was younger. That old man, a lucky bastard, died young, born to live in the past. However, it was 132 E.N, he was in Nort Ave., New Atlanta, Georgia, C.S.A . . . the year 1945 or sometime older in a village between London to Normandy as the song liked to claim was distant, and he planned to enjoy the present.

The last new year's eve was spent at his home, holed up, but when Keppen had asked, where were you? he'd said, at Derek Jr.'s party, and I was late out, you hear?

This new year's eve was going to be different. He was sure of it.

Javier's present destination was the apartment of one Chiave di Sento— one, as in, special. The people called it Chaive's or Hoover's Midget's place. He was a unique man: a dwarf scared of death but not much more than that; a proud anti-intellectual, holding a few bones to pick with all sorts of institutional organizations excepting the one he was in; and short, a tree stump as tall as the pile of books often near him— when asked, he'd say they were for burning, but Javier always did suspect he was a poseur.

Chiave opened the door with a grunt. “Who's knocking?” he said. He was a mess: eyes squinting, forehead scrunched, and somehow seeming even shorter than he was usually.

“It's me.”

He was dressed in a bathrobe, a pink woollen bathrobe, looped around his pot belly with a loose knot. “Fuck,” he said, rubbing his eyes. “Derek?”

“Javier,” he said, straightening the lapels of his coat.

A brief pause. “Why are you here?”

He forced the paper onto the midget's hands. “The weekly newspaper. You said you'd have me over for tea.”

Chiave yawned. “You got an aspirin?”

“I don't—”

“Heroin?”

Javier pursed his lips. “No.”

He slapped his head with the newspaper. “Ah, hell.”

“You want me to come later?”

“I want you to come never,” he snapped.

“You—”

“But since you've got the newspaper and all,” he pulled him inside, with a sigh too at that, “come in, come in.”

“If you don't mind my presence now . . . ” Javier entered the room after the little man, closing the door behind him.

In typical Chiavine fashion, the room was top-brim with junk: his mother's portrait hung lopsided over a slanted five-feet shelf a head taller than him, full of flower pots, broken antique pottery, and empty bottles of rum; books, papers, manuscripts covered the floor, library passes long expired, some clinging on to blue screens and digital life; the lights above flickered occasionally, accompanying the cheap portable fan in the right corner of the living room with its broken motor; propped next to the cheap decade-old television set, there was a luggage rack with an assortment of wires and electronic machines docked to its frame, hooked to the wall sockets behind. The last one was for his cousin's thesis, the midget said, and it was supposed to be a hoverboard. There was an emphasis on supposed.

“I don't know what he's made for himself,” he said, sitting down on a sofa before the wood-and-glass coffee table in front of the TV. “Nobody's gonna ride that.”

Javier took the seat opposite the midget. “The way I see it, it's a board for midgets.”

Chiave's glare had edge.

It only made him smirk. “Runs in the family?”

“Fuck you.”

He raised his hands, surrendering. “You've got problems with your cousin's junk,” he said. “Why not scrap them?”

“I don't care.”

“You can't reach the shelf, can you?”

Chiave clenched his fists. “For fuck's sake—”

“Take a minute, think about it, Chiave. There's a quality of life. If Hoover finds out—”

“He won't. You planning to snitch?”

Javier's smirk grew teeth. “No, no, I don't think so.”

Chiave muttered something. The wood-saw buzz of the electric fan kept him from hearing it. His expression screamed, Fuck you, whoreson. A minute passsed by.

“How's Keppen?” the midget asked.

“The firm had a case last Sunday and he had to go off the street, hats on” Javier said briskly, tapping his own hat. “I didn't see what he was working on but it was a special case. Hoover ran me off to Lane. She had me on this new fiasco. I had to waste a few days chasing after rats.”

“A waste of time.”

“You ought to know why.”

“I don't.”

“He didn't tell you about it?”

“It's Lane's business and we work for Hoover.”

“Pity.”

“She's on her own ballgame, we're on ours.”

“Hoover or Lane? Why flip a coin? We're both on the same side.”

Chiave gave a laugh. “The way you say it,” he said, “it's a surprise.”

Javier shrugged.

The midget continued: “Honest, Javier, you've been a jobless freeloader.”

“Jobless? Freeloader? I receive a monthly pension—”

Chiave snorted. “A beggar's salary.”

“I don't mooch off of welfare.” Javier shook his head. “I work for Hoover. I freelance sometimes—”

Chiave laughed again. “Freelance what? With those fucking degrees? You're a bloody mercenary.”

“You—”

“Don't kid yourself.”

Javier sighed. “I'm a human yo-yo, Chiave. I don't stay in one place for too long. That doesn't mean I'm a lying, traitorous sonuvabitch.”

The midget snickered. “An artefact of the past.”

Javier waved the comment away. “The past is important.”

“Have you ever seen a yo-yo before?”

Javier scratched his head. “Well, not really . . .”

“Then shut up.”

“Yet—”

“Shut up.”

Javier stared at the midget and exhaled. “Hoover's been on edge for a while and he decided to get me back on the game. Our ballgame. Her ballgame.” He chuckled. “Not on an official capacity, but still.”

Chiave gave him a sideways glance. “Hoover still going on about the Pharaoh?”

Javier slacked back on the chair. “His last strike was just that. A casement full of severed limbs,” he said, “but—”

“Ironic. We're psychics ourselves.”

“We're still cogs of this society, the real world. This is not Comic 66, Chiave. That's what he is. A clown playing villain. There's a difference.”

“I'd find a better analogy if I were you,” he said. “You know, they weren't even in their teens, Javier.”

“I know, I know it. He's crazy in the head.”

“Shit, I don't care. Why do you care?”

Javier licked his lips. “You remember last year, don't you?”

“I do.”

“He's going for another streak, Chiave.”

“We won't get our paycheck,” he murmured to himself.

Javier didn't say anything. He glanced at the entrance, steel door, psuedo-concrete walls, and a buzzer ten feet away from the door and next to the kitchen where it shouldn't be. A box of silent, stainless steel. The architecture was cheap all around.

“Forget it,” Chiave said. “Was the incident about him?”

He shook his head. “The perpetrator was a newly commissioned officer, working with the pathologists. They were his own buddy mates, right in the North Avenue station here, born and bred in these streets.”

“Is this classified info?”

“The weekly paper, Chiave.”

He picked up the paper. “What happened?”

Javier slipped a Col. Nilson— red and blue, premium edition, whatever it meant— from his coat and gestured the lid toward the midget. “Mind if I light a smoke?”

Chiave frowned, flipping through the pages. “You plan on- wait, you wrote this column?”

“Freelance,” Javier said, pocketing the pack. “I gotta fill my pot.”

“Fill the pot with gold, you mean. There's your name here.”

“Journalism.” A long pause, a faked cough, then he spoke again: “The clown's off the radar now- three months, was it? But Hoover's still bugged. He wants everything clean and tidy here, so he got me—”

“North Avenue?”

“Everywhere- yes, North Avenue.”

The midget rolled his eyes. “Big surprise. Why?”

“I don't know,” Javier said, hesitating. “We're Hoover's trump cards, last resort, one-of-a-kind shaved knuckle in the hole—”

“Or living jokes.”

“He's the comedian, we are- what? The punchline?”

“Forget it.”

”Well, the case was was a week back and you know I tend to forget the details—”

The midget slapped his thighs. “We all know it. Get on with it.”

“Only on a superficial basis.”

“How does one forget superficially?”

“Suppose, it's still in my head.”

“Then—”

“Why bother?

“Continue.”

“It was a week ago, a week and half a day ago. Hoover wanted me to check this unit out, saying guns were dropping out from the evidence room. He told me he'd give me a raise, a new gun- the old one busted its barrel—”

“You a sharpshooter these days?”

“Circumstances.”

“What circumstances?”

“Forget it. So, I think, I was strapped for cash back then. I don't why he came to that conclusion, but he told me the Pharaoh could be involved. He was anxious. Afternoon, five-thirty, he phoned me personally, told me he'd pay me if I went and checked out that simpering idiot, names classified—

“Captain Coste?”

Javier faked a cough again. “The area's been down under for a while, just a few roads up the criminal hierarchy.”

“Garuda's turf.”

“I poke my nose around, turn over a few stones. It wasn't that hard. They thought they'd get away with it. I don't blame their attitude. The commissioner's been easy on them. Hell. They were still dealing street treason behind the captain's back.”

“Coste's was the last forensics unit in the station.”

“Hoover had to rope in the county medical examiners to replace pretty-boy and friends' arse.”

“Are they even qualified?”

“Who knows? They were the only ones willing to work on quick order.”

“How'd you find that out about the underdeals?”

“I had a confidential informant's dossier. Even a crook has some uses.”

“And?”

“The rest, well, they're not public news yet, I think. Hoover won't take it pretty, even if it's you.”

“How's it connected with the Pharaoh?”

“Ask Hoover. He thinks they're all connected.”

“Why's he so jacked up over this?”

Is this a bloody interrogation? Hunter fucking hunted. Javier rubbed his chin. “The Pharaoh struck in January, a year ago, Maple Mall, the November Tenement blocks. For two or three—”

“Three months? Too short.”

“Then he went down on the low, except—”

“A pile of little arms.”

“He has yet to give up.” Javier grunted. “A pile of little arms. That's gotten our Dick Tracy here fussing over everything.”

“Hoover's too quick on his feet, is he?”

“He wants no repeat on that incident. Might keep both of us on active duty.”

“Why?”

Interrogator's instinct. What the fuck? “You ought to know better than me.”

Chiave grimaced. “Send a psychic to get a psycho.”

“Right on, Chivvy.”

“Ah, hell.”

“Easy, boy.”

“Fucking headache,” he groaned. “You go now, Javier, before I bust a lip.”

Tea? You forgot the tea, tea, tea. For fuck's sake. Javier shuffled in that cheap sofa— fake leather, hard as cardboard— and got up.

“Right, right.” Javier glanced around the room one last time. “Farewell, man, I'll take my leave now.”

He walked away, closed the door— only partially, leaving it ajar—, and halfway down the stairs, he checked his memo: another party at Derek Jr.'s, and after that, a dinner at Monterrey's with that blind date. What blind date? He had no willpower left for another communique. He cancelled the reservation, turned off the blue screen, and shoved the device into one of his pockets.

It was a good day, but it probably wasn't going to be for long.
 
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Segment #1
An orange Volvo rode on the East-Central pass to Foghorn— 2018, Wednesday, sometime close to fall season—, the FM boombox inside crooning Autobahn and Die Maschine Mensch, diluted 80s Kraftwerk, and commercials for Serbian products (i.e. ripped-off Old Spice and Tunnel Vision) with a NO EXPORT disclaimer on countries USA, Japan, and China. The driver of this vehicle, a maschinenmann himself, was one Mr. Käng of North Glasgewian blood. He was a type of driftwood. The wingman, riding shotgun, was a seedy-looking Hispanic journalist— on account of his pornographic moustache— who worked for the Examiner and identified himself as Peyote Kelly. They were on business, on a vacation, or a geschäftsreise; it was a trip to a ghost town in the middle of nowhere— there was the trees, point-60 stencil graffiti curses on concrete walls (rural teenagers mimicking urban teenagers, hopeless), termite hills, hippies, more trees, etc, to put it lightly— draped in southern gothic piss. What people called a scenic detour from life.

This fact was still straight: they had gone through the point of no return at least an hour ago.

The winds that day were cold, aside from the broken conditioner spewing ice— colder even than what the weatherman of Channel Kine, Mr. Candace Heller from Wyoming, had predicted through the radio earlier in the morning. The first man, Käng, told himself he was used to this cold— his companion meanwhile slept on a bottle of Broglio wine—, but he was half-lying. A rabbit caught in a snare, a deer frozen by headlights, a fish out of water; many ways to put it, not many ways to avoid it, like the stock sneakers from K-Mart that was always three or two sizes smaller than advertised but the clerk would never offer a refund. When asked, he'd say it was the Japanese way of life, to conserve, observe, and steal. Käng would retort with a well-put fuck off! but the sneakers'd leave the rack anyway.

The drooling mug of the gonzo abzocke reflected across the rear-view mirror. He fixed it around to his direction, staring at himself. This was, perhaps, an overwrought instrument of the devil; he had that kind of depraved, starved look: shrunken cheeks, squinting eyes, lips glued tight, eyes streaked red— the impact of a night spent driving—, reeking of world-weariness, and anger. The thing was, Käng was an odd ned, a no-ned— suede jacket and nubuck boots, Kentucky Carver & Co. half-gallon, and two driving gloves—, with a good six feet on him, being awkwardly intimidating, and a one-in-hundred pretty-boy face: steel blue eyes, perfect nose, pale skin, and jaws chisel straight. Born that way, never acted the part.

Käng flipped the mirror back. He used to be off the center when he was young, off the mainstream, but he'd grown leery of the other side of life at some point. That didn't mean he had a conscience, of a sort noticeable that is. He didn't feel a pang of guilt when he'd done the work, nothing as he paid his dues, and not even now: sitting in a shit car, on hard as cardboard leather seats, everything stinking of damp cloth and stale wine, beside a hack who fancied himself a man of truths. He was concerned with himself, whatever his mission was, and it involved this Volvo, this trip, which was a damn sight better than that Pinto Mr. Crowley offered him when they were discussing the geschäftsreise. The conversation went like this:

“I need a car,” Käng said.

“You need a car?” Crowley was an old man with whiskey hair and long grey whiskers, covered in three layers of clothing: shirt, coat, overcoat. They were in the park square, sitting under a pavilion beside the Geary Lake in Der Gangränös Park, drinking coffee.

Käng took a sip, gritting his teeth against the bitter, caustic taste of US concentrate. “Transport.”

“I see.” Crowley crossed his legs. “We have a Pinto in the garage. You can take it.”

“Why do you have a Pinto— a Ford Pinto— in the garage?”

“It's better than having cardboard cars.”

“What?”

“Trabi six-oh-one.”

“Trabant? They still use them?”

“Post-war is new age these days. That's the only alternative besides a Pinto . . .”

“Besides . . . ?”

“A Ford Pinto.”

“A seventies Pinto in the garage?”

“Not very plausible, is it?”

“No.”

Crowley leaned close, whispered: “Do you want to hear a confession?”

“I wouldn't mind.”

“We have muscle cars too.”

“Muscle cars?”

“For us.”

“Why the Pinto then?”

He went back to his seat. “It's good business,” he said, straightening his coat. “Cheap too.”

“Is it?”

“We're not the insurance company.”

“I have insurance.”

“Any family?”

“Yes, but—”

“He's in Glasgow?”

“Yes.”

“Good for us.”

“You want me to blow a gasket?”

Crowley laughed. “I want everyone in the world to blow a gasket— what do they call it?”

“Geschäftsreise.”

He smiled. “Schadenfreude.”

“Armchair malice.” Käng frowned. “Is this a farce?”

“It's not. Käng, you see, it's a line,” he skewered the air with a finger, “there is the Pinto, there isn't the Pinto.”

“Or the Trabi.”

“Yes, or the six-oh-one.”

“Do others get that liberty of choice?”

“If we had the agency to do that in the first—.”

“This is a farce.”

“This is reality, Käng.”

“Where's the nearest car dealership?”

A few hours later, Käng was driving down the brush road in a woodland shallow. A car adventure with a rundown bil fordon, a Volvo that had exchanged three hands. The decision between an ugly Volvo and a Manta lingered behind him— it'd been a tie but his last-minute companion flipped a coin and the Volvo won.

Segment #2
Käng sucked in a load of that hellfire air, cold as shit— smelled the grass and the mud—, and sighed. He parked the cheap car at the left hand of the small lot behind the apartment complex, scaring a couple dozen crows away, before backing and nestling inside a free space. There was a lot to go around with, he observed, not much people. He pulled off his shades and studied the apartment he was assigned to: it was the one of the few long-haul housing projects in the entire town, sparsely populated, early brutalist rot but still a notch better everything considered. He supposed it was for the tourists, anyone who'd done just enough wrong to be sent here: the outliers, outcasts and the exiles. People like him.

He cursed under his breath and gripped the wheel of the car. The seat beside him, holding that Peyote from New Mexico, shuddered as the car came to a halt. He glanced at the mirror above: his companion had woken up and was stretching his arms.

“You're awake,” Käng said, not bothering to turn his head. Peyote Kelly, journalist and self-proclaimed stoner and 'drug adventurer' rom New Mexico, was a few inches shorter than him, with a horse's mane hanging onto the back of his scalp— tied into a ponytail, trailing a line behind his stereotypical poncho— and a sardonic grin plastered on his kisser. His motto was, he told him when they first met: “Why not make peace with other people?” Käng had answered with a shrug.

Kelly yawned. “Are we here yet?” he said.

Käng nodded. “We're here. You can look.”

He gazed outside. “Finally. Another second in the road and I'm vomiting.”

Käng clenched his fists. “Not in the car.”

“I won't, I won't, I promise.”

“Why are you here?”

“Der liebe gott hat am anfang den franzosen die herrschaft des landes gegeben; den englischen die herrschaft des meeres; aber den deutschen die herrschaft der wolken.”

“Germans!”

“I am— I think, I'm a type of driftwood.”

“I thought you were Glasgewian.”

“Glasgow is the— no, the people . . .” He shook his head. “This place looks barren.”

“Better than Detroit. It's a fucking jungle there,” he said, scratching his head. “I hope they've got hamburgers here.”

“You like hamburgers?”

“Not really, but they're great with chilli.”

“Maybe.” Who eats a burger with chilli?

“Meat, beans, lemon—”

“Lemon?”

“Fuck, I'm hungry.”

Käng pointed at the compartment cabinet. “There's a pistol inside.”

“Shit.” He slipped out a pack of Capt. Cog— red and blue, limited edition and without a guilt-tripping warning label— from his bag and brandished the lid at him. “Want a smoke, man?”

He exhaled. “Don't smoke in my car.”

“Ah, shit.” Peyote Kelly shoved the contraband back inside his knapsack.

“It stinks.”

“Bummer. Where we shacking?”

He pointed at the building before them. “There. Pop the luggage. Mine too, if you can. I'll follow.”

“As you say, chief.”

“The name's Käng.”

“Mine's Kelly. Nice to meet you.”

“I know. We've gotten over that already.” Käng drummed his fingers on the wheel.

“Käng.”

“The guy's waiting for us. We're late enough.”

“That seems to be it for this journalist,” he said, cranking his elbow. He trussed his bandana— pink with white flowers— around his head before getting off the car.

“The porcelain,” he said after him, “is in the yellow suitcase—”

Distant voice. “Yeah, yeah,” Kelly said.

Käng looked at his watch, at the time. He sat there for thirty seconds, counting the hand, and then got off too to help the stoner with the china carry.

Segment 3
The con was waiting around the parking lot. He introduced himself as Mr. Short-Handle Juilliard Murdoch from Wisconsin. “You're the guy,” he said, furrowing his brow. “Ken?”

Käng eyed him, resisting the urge to guffaw. Here was the man, a tall poppy who smelled of aftershave, wore a pinstriped three-piece beige suit, and had a slab of pink corned beef for a face. And here he thought Kelly was a sleaze with his moustache.

Feeling pedantic, he licked his lips and spoke: “It's Käng. Long a, American a.”

The agent stiffened. “I wouldn't have known that.”

He tipped his hat. “No.”

The con pursed his lips, looking at the building. “Where's the other guy?”

“Luggage work. His name's Kelly. Peyote Kelly.”

“I know that.” Handle scrutinized him. “I was expecting something different.”

Käng grunted. “I'm clean these days.”

“I see, well, there's—”

“What?” Get to the point.

“Why are you here?”

He hesitated. “Another process?”

“No,” the agent said. “There's no particular reason.”

“I'm clean, you know—” you fucking should— “or trying to be.”

“Amen.” He gave him a ring of keys. “I've checked you in, paid the advance rent, settled the documents for you, Mr. Ken—”

He flinched. “Käng.”

He went on unfettered. “These are the keys to the room, first floor, left side.”

“Thanks,” he said, through his teeth.

“Try to settle down.” He grinned. “It'll be an experience, a vacation.”

“Geschäftsreise,” Käng muttered, glancing at the surroundings, at the woodlands sticking out from the horizon of the town's borders. “How long?”

“You mean?”

“How long am I gonna be here for?”

Roland shrugged. “Depends on you.”

Käng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. “Right.” Shit.

“I will go now. There's some money stashed in your room, code oh-one-twenty-four-five-four.”

Käng nodded. “Zero-one-two-four-five-four.”

“It'll get you through the next few months.”

“Alright.”
 
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