Social Attacks

[Samiel]

Watch out this summer for TurboSpam: Spam Faster. Now with director's commentaries out the wazzoo, most of which are 5 seconds long.

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

That's damned impressive for Spam.

 

[Samiel]

Pretty tough on the sound system though. To work in the 6-odd concurrent commentaries and the original soundtrack, itself composed of Internet Explorer "Popup Bleeps", one needs a hardware adaptor for a 5.2 system, which allows one feed per speaker, including the woofer and tweeter.


Spam to the skies.

 

[Ker'ion]

Perhaps. But isn't THIS truly an example of social combat?

Nope, this is:


I challenge you to a do-ell!


*whips out my Starmetal and Soulsteel gauntlet and whacks you across the face*

 

[Flagg]

*whips out my Starmetal and Soulsteel gauntlet and whacks you across the face*

Given that CW is an Extra, you just killed him.

 

[Ker'ion]

*whips out my Starmetal and Soulsteel gauntlet and whacks you across the face*

Given that CW is an Extra, you just killed him.

:lol:


HIS SOUL IS MINE!

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

*uses his get out of Soul Eating free card* Sorry guys, not today.

 

[Ker'ion]

I'm gonna deify your ass just to beat you into Starmetal for a new set of toenail clippers!

 

[Cthulhu_Wakes]

Uh huh. You do that.

 

[Samiel]

Why make starmetal clippers, when you can leave him mortal and instead make soulsteel clippers? They scream in pain when you force them to gnash at your toenails!


That's why Abyssals get so much artifact out of the background. The little comforts.

 

[Ker'ion]

What kind of Soulsteel do you get out of a deific soul?


Tentacled Soulsteel, lashes out at your enemies, dragging them into the abyss?

 

[Samiel]

Well actually I was suggesting you hang onto that dot of permenant willpower, and hold off deifying him in the first place!


Remember, you only get to use endowment once a year..


For variety, you could have a big demon endow him to make a demon of him, and then smish him into black lead.