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Welcome, new employee!
A letter from management:Congratulations on passing selection, employee [IDENTIFICATION NUMBER], and thank you once again for choosing HarpsiCorp! Should you have any questions, please direct them to SUPPORT@HARPSI.SPC and a representative will contact you within 3-5 business days.
Happy trails!
- Amadeus Hearthwright
President of Recruitment and Employee Affairs,
HarpsiCorp
ABOUT US
At HarpsiCorp, we pride ourselves in having practical dominance over some of the most lucrative systems in the known galaxy. Originally founded in the year 2179 by Exeter Hearthwright solely as an aerospace transport business, HarpsiCorp pioneered the railgate system, a network of high-speed warp drives allowing humanity to travel to the far reaches of our galaxy in the blink of an eye. This groundbreaking invention reshaped our understanding of space travel, ushering in a new era of human exploration far greater than we could have ever dreamed. Since then, HarpsiCorp has expanded into other ventures, most notably our Deep Rock Division, who have been hard at work harvesting minerals and other resources essential for our continued expansion. Robotics, mining, shipbuilding, shipbreaking and more, all fly the HarpsiCorp flag. Now, so do you!
OUR TEAM
HarpsiCorp currently consist of 4 subdivisions:
Lynx - The original business of HarpsiCorp, our aerospace subdivision. Lynx designs, builds, sells, and even salvages premium spacecraft, as well as constructing and maintaining the railgate system. Consisting of
engineers, stevedores, shipbreakers, and other practical professions, Lynx is bursting with opportunity for all employees!
Deep Rock Galactic - Our raw material suppliers simply couldn't keep up with HarpsiCorp's breakneck pace of expansion, so we decided to create our own mining infrastructure and do it ourselves! Our Deep Rock Division currently operates 89 Orbital Space Rigs in more than a dozen outer-rim systems, with 16 more under construction! Our miners dig deep, harvesting fuel for HarpsiCorp's insatiable engine amongst predatory alien lifeforms.
For those who crave the thrill of the unknown, Deep Rock is for you!
Railgate No. 03, servicing transport from Earth to Jupiter.
Hyperion - Unfortunately, most alien species are not agreeable to trade negotiations,
and not just any weapon will do in protecting HarpsiCorp's valued employees. Meet Hyperion, our armaments research & development subdivision! Hyperion offers a wide range of weaponry for any number of threats, from flamethrowers to crossbows, hand grenades to grappling hooks, we've got it all! Hyperion is proud to arm our Deep Rock Division, as well as a multitude of armed forces across the galaxy!
Aperture Science - Last, but most certainly not least, is Aperture Science, our primary experimental research subdivision! Responsible for the warp technology used in railgates, as well as our revolutionary Everwork system, Aperture Science is the real think tank of our operation. Owned and operated by the greatest minds of the last four generations, Aperture Science has invented every one of the next best things since sliced bread.
Together, these subdivisions create an efficient, self-sustaining, intragalactic empire!
Deep Rock space rig No. 64 orbiting the Hoxxes IV system
WHY WORK FOR HARPSICORP?
Working for HarpsiCorp, you can rest assured that your name will not be just another number, employee [IDENTIFICATION NUMBER]! Since its inception, HarpsiCorp has striven to provide quality services on all levels, and that includes for our valued workers. To prove it's not just talk, we provide a 2.5% discount on all HarpsiCorp products and services for all of our employees! Further, our mandatory Everwork system ensures the security of you and your bloodline indefinitely*! Say goodbye to worrying about beneficiaries, Everwork has you covered. If that wasn't enough, HarpsiCorp believes our employees should feel a sense of accomplishment for their effort. Therefore, we offer commission pay on all sales and profits associated with your identification number! How's that for benefits? No matter your position, HarpsiCorp takes care of our own.
*Subject to exceptions, as outlined in Everwork terms & conditions.
SO, WHERE DO I START?
If you're reading this, you're already on your way to becoming a part of the most ambitious journey humanity has ever faced! Once you are assigned to your subdivision, your designated training officer will contact you to begin working. Remember: this is more than just a job! You are the driving force behind the continued success of our species. Be sure to bring a positive attitude to work each day, follow instructions carefully, and together,
you too can sing the song of progress!
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