Realistic or Modern Silent City - The Lounge

[Folklore-Frith]

they have to meet certain specs and be specially registered, but yup! MURICA

trying to decide if sasha's is a work gun or an "i got this when i was undercover" gun that is...tacky

HELL YEAH FOLLOW UR HEART.

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

HELL YEAH FOLLOW UR HEART.

the little redneck who lives in my heart: "gold plated AK GOLD PLATED AK"

 

[Togy]

Some Police Departments get military surplus gear or equipment the military no longer uses. American PD is busting crime in APCs and Humvees nowadays.

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

Some Police Departments get military surplus gear or equipment the military no longer uses. American PD is busting crime in APCs and Humvees nowadays.

Yeah, my gf was in the police explorers in the early 2000s in small town New England and they were given a shit ton of assault rifles like... just cause.

I knew they were getting military surplus stuff, just the fact that I found out they can also bring their own guns to work was unreasonably funny to me for some reason.

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

terrible image that came to me last night: an instagram story from iris, where she zooms in to sasha, slav squating on the edge of a kitchen counter while reading war and peace in russian and smoking. captioned "WHY IS HE LIKE THIS???" the camera shakes in outrage the whole time

 

[Folklore-Frith]

terrible image that came to me last night: an instagram story from iris, where she zooms in to sasha, slav squating on the edge of a kitchen counter while reading war and peace in russian and smoking. captioned "WHY IS HE LIKE THIS???" the camera shakes in outrage the whole time

THATS IT THATS THEM. THATS EXACTLY HER TOO IM SCREAMINGGG

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

THATS IT THATS THEM. THATS EXACTLY HER TOO IM SCREAMINGGG

she beamed it DIRECTLY into my head and i'm so mad i don't know how to animate i want this to be real

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

sasha reposts it to his own story and his only explanation is to add the emoji and this song

 

[Folklore-Frith]

she beamed it DIRECTLY into my head and i'm so mad i don't know how to animate i want this to be real

ME TOO I WEEP OVER IT CONSTANTLY. LIKE LET ME HAVE TALENT, GOD YOU COWARD.

sasha reposts it to his own story and his only explanation is to add the emoji and this song

SHE IS LITERALLY GOING TO LOSE HER MIND YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ITS TIME FOR ME TO LOOK FOR TIKTOKS TO SEND U.

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

ME TOO I WEEP OVER IT CONSTANTLY. LIKE LET ME HAVE TALENT, GOD YOU COWARD.

SHE IS LITERALLY GOING TO LOSE HER MIND YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ITS TIME FOR ME TO LOOK FOR TIKTOKS TO SEND U.

I love them so much they're just going to be the worst

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

also I'm very excited for cyril and sasha, because they are both going to meet and be like "i used to get stuffed into lockers by guys like this/i used to stuff guys like this into lockers"

 

[Togy]

I'm just looking forward to Holiday giving drunk dad lessons like "Burn off your fingerprints so the police can't trace you" or "If a girl buys you a drink, they're not into you. The drink is probably spiked and they're going to steal your kidney".

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

I'm just looking forward to Holiday giving drunk dad lessons like "Burn off your fingerprints so the police can't trace you" or "If a girl buys you a drink, they're not into you. The drink is probably spiked and they're going to steal your kidney".

sasha, holding his head in his hands, "first of all i need you to remember that i'm a cop, second of all just wear gloves, oh my god. holiday. holiday did you know your fingerprints heal and just scar over and we enter the new ones into the system too? holiday, please. i will buy you gloves."

 

[E q u i n o x]

I have no idea how to quote people yet, but in regards to the Sasha and Cyril comment PLEASE. Cyril is going to take one look at him and go "oh g-d, oh heck. don't let this be high school again". Using Iris as a buffer. The difference is the mean girl is his friend now.

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

I have no idea how to quote people yet, but in regards to the Sasha and Cyril comment PLEASE. Cyril is going to take one look at him and go "oh g-d, oh heck. don't let this be high school again". Using Iris as a buffer. The difference is the mean girl is his friend now.

Iris puts them in a get along shirt and they are both unhappy XD XD

ALSO! to quote people you need to hit the "reply" button



edit: WAIT did cyril go to high school in chicago?? if so there is a non zero chance him and sasha...actually went to high school together. they're the same age lmao

 

[E q u i n o x]

Iris puts them in a get along shirt and they are both unhappy XD XD

ALSO! to quote people you need to hit the "reply" button

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edit: WAIT did cyril go to high school in chicago?? if so there is a non zero chance him and sasha...actually went to high school together. they're the same age lmao

He DID
Tfw you thought you left your high school bully behind when you graduated

And thank you for the help I feel silly chkhofbc

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

He DID
Tfw you thought you left your high school bully behind when you graduated

And thank you for the help I feel silly chkhofbc

cyril: i have graduated and left all my high school bullies behind!
sasha:

(didn't expect me, bitch?)

and no worries!!! it is confusingly labeled, it took me a hot minute to figure it out when i joined lol

 

[E q u i n o x]

He's gonna scream internally! Sees Sasha and just goes you!? Really, you? of course you became a cop though how fitting for some one of your talents.

Slowly but surely I'm learning how to use this site

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

He's gonna scream internally! Sees Sasha and just goes you!? Really, you? of course you became a cop though how fitting for some one of your talents.

Slowly but surely I'm learning how to use this site

Sasha: if by talents you mean not running away screaming when there are monsters, then yes, i agree. (: (:
Sasha, internally:

 

[E q u i n o x]

Sasha: if by talents you mean not running away screaming when there are monsters, then yes, i agree. (: (:
Sasha, internally:

I love him so much I can't cope

Cyril, glaring: you know exactly what I meant. Or perhaps not, apologies if your brain is too small to comprehend subtle jabs at your character I'll be more direct next time

 

[Folklore-Frith]

I AM SO LATE TO THIS PARTY BC RPN DIDNT FRICKEN TELL ME BUT BROOO IM SO EXCITED.

IRIS IS GOING TO PROTECT HER STINKY WEASEL BUDDY.

this dynamic (sasha and cyril AND the trio themselves) is going to be absolutely poggers.

ALSO Iris and Cyrils dynamic goes a little like:
Iris and Cyril are in trouble. they're cornered. Iris pushes Cyril behind her and whips out her mace and just sprays their enemy in the face. they're screaming, cyril is screaming, she's screaming.

Also I have decided that while Iris has no idea how to defend herself, a dude at a party once taught her how to deliver a killer left hook. She can knock someone out with it but like. only ever had to use it once.

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

I love him so much I can't cope

Cyril, glaring: you know exactly what I meant. Or perhaps not, apologies if your brain is too small to comprehend subtle jabs at your character I'll be more direct next time

Sasha: explain it to me like i'm a liberal arts major

(he thinks this is funny because they are both liberal arts majors, which i'm sure cyril doesn't know lmao)

Also I have decided that while Iris has no idea how to defend herself, a dude at a party once taught her how to deliver a killer left hook. She can knock someone out with it but like. only ever had to use it once.

Sasha is going to teach her Sambo whether she likes it or not.

this dynamic (sasha and cyril AND the trio themselves) is going to be absolutely poggers.

i am SO excited for this terrible trio there's so much yakety sax waiting to happen

also i didn't put it in his sheet bc i wasn't sure how relevant it was going to be, but i'm positive that sasha's parents were super convinced that he was going to be the one getting bullied in school and when a teacher was like "hey actually your son is kind of terrible" they were just like "oh...well this is better than the alternative! (:" and then basically ignored that lol

 

[E q u i n o x]

Sasha: explain it to me like i'm a liberal arts major

(he thinks this is funny because they are both liberal arts majors, which i'm sure cyril doesn't know lmao)


Sasha is going to teach her Sambo whether she likes it or not.

i am SO excited for this terrible trio there's so much yakety sax waiting to happen

also i didn't put it in his sheet bc i wasn't sure how relevant it was going to be, but i'm positive that sasha's parents were super convinced that he was going to be the one getting bullied in school and when a teacher was like "hey actually your son is kind of terrible" they were just like "oh...well this is better than the alternative! (:" and then basically ignored that lol

XJGICGIYC
Cyril being pretentious af while Sasha cackles internally. It'll be too late by the time he realizes it.

And Iris? Told you already, but literal perfection. She will be the only force making these two get along. Cyril feels bad she always has to save him so he attempts to learn karate through online tutorials.

 

[Folklore-Frith]

Sasha is going to teach her Sambo whether she likes it or not.

IDK WHAT SAMBO IS REALLY BUT IF ITS A WAY TO PROTECT HER, THEN SHE'S ALL DOWN FOR IT.

i am SO excited for this terrible trio there's so much yakety sax waiting to happen

There will be no rest. Only terribleness.
Have you heard that tiktok audio that goes "I thlammed my penith in a car door" "you slammed your penis in the car door???" thats Sasha and Iris energy. about several things.

also i didn't put it in his sheet bc i wasn't sure how relevant it was going to be, but i'm positive that sasha's parents were super convinced that he was going to be the one getting bullied in school and when a teacher was like "hey actually your son is kind of terrible" they were just like "oh...well this is better than the alternative! (:" and then basically ignored that lol

IM LOSING IT AT THIS THAT ENERGY IS PERFECT IM????

also i found their energy in a tiktok—

 

[Folklore-Frith]

XJGICGIYC
Cyril being pretentious af while Sasha cackles internally. It'll be too late by the time he realizes it.

And Iris? Told you already, but literal perfection. She will be the only force making these two get along. Cyril feels bad she always has to save him so he attempts to learn karate through online tutorials.

I LOVE UUUUUU and absolutely she will.
"All this negativity is bad for my skin, so either shut up or i'll make u"