AmusePurin
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What's a good shoe pick up line?
We have the same sole.
We have the same sole.
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Humor Shoe joke
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AmusePurin
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We would make a great pair
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
If I gave you a shoe, would you step into my life?
AmusePurin
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walk a mile in my shoes, but give them back after.
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
What do you call a shoe made of a bannana? A slipper!
AmusePurin
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What kind of underwear do shoes like? Lacy!
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
What are a cartoonists' favorite brand of shoes? Sketchers!
AmusePurin
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Are there any holes in your shoes?
-no-
How did you put them on!
-no-
How did you put them on!
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
What is a flip flops favorite romantic comedy?
Sixteeen Sandler!
Sixteeen Sandler!
AmusePurin
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What's a frog's favorite shoe? Open toad!
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
What do running shoes do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
They jog their memory!
AmusePurin
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What did the marathoner's shoe say to it's pair after 5 years of running?
Shoe A: I'm worn.
Shoe B: He's still wearing us, dummy.
Shoe A: I'm worn.
Shoe B: He's still wearing us, dummy.
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
How does a jock spike the punch? With his cleats!
AmusePurin
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That one hurt
AmusePurin
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How was the sinning shoe redeemed?
He got his sole fixed.
He got his sole fixed.
SandraDeelightful
Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
What do you tell a dog who pumps?
Heel.
Heel.
