Second Dawn (Post Apocalyptic Nationbuilder set in Europe)

[General Deth Glitch]

At least I still got me History A-Level.

*Looks Sheepish* What... what about my Drama.. Dr.. Drama Alevel.. does that not count...

 

[Axel The Englishman]

I thought A-Levels were sub-par.

(╭☞ ¬ ‿‿ ¬ )╭☞

 

[General Deth Glitch]

I thought A-Levels were sub-par.

(╭☞ ¬ ‿‿ ¬ )╭☞

What... But I worked sooo SOOO SOOOOOO hard for them... :|
Like my Physics and Maths ones... and my IT ones...
I worked so hard I didn't have time to study, do homework, do anything but play chess in my frees..
Yup.. worked super hard..

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Physics eh... WHAT'S THE UNIT USED FOR THE MEASUREMENT OF MASS?

 

[General Deth Glitch]

Physics eh... WHAT'S THE UNIT USED FOR THE MEASUREMENT OF MASS?

Kilograms... why? Wanted me to say Grams?

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Very good... WHERE DOES NUCLEAR FUSION OCCUR?

 

[General Deth Glitch]

Very good... WHERE DOES NUCLEAR FUSION OCCUR?

In my pocket cold fusion generator.. also in atom smashers like the LHC or Dun dun DUN THE SUN!

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Nice... WHAT IS HALF LIFE?

 

[General Deth Glitch]

Nice... WHAT IS HALF LIFE?

An AMAZEBALLS game.
Also how long it takes a 'radioactive' substance to decay to half..

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Mhmm... NAME AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO DISPOSE OF RADIOACTIVE WASTE

 

[General Deth Glitch]

Mhmm... NAME AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO DISPOSE OF RADIOACTIVE WASTE

Shoot it into the sun... Use magic.. I mean a way to massively reduce the negative effects is to submerse it into a substance like Water but... having barrels upon barrels of that in water... not really 'effective'

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Hmmmmm... HOW MANY METRIC TONS PER SECOND OF HYDROGEN DOES THE SUN FUSE?

 

[General Deth Glitch]

Hmmmmm... HOW MANY METRIC TONS PER SECOND OF HYDROGEN DOES THE SUN FUSE?

You expect me to remember useless information like that? I mean a lot but.. IDK how much

 

[Axel The Englishman]

620 million metric tons, per second.

I'll give you a 3/5 on that. Average, I'd say.

 

[General Deth Glitch]

620 million metric tons, per second.

I'll give you a 3/5 on that. Average, I'd say.

And.. know that number is going to help you how? In ANY Career? Atleast the other facts would help in a career in Physics...

 

[Kazami42]

Systematic liking for the win.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

It's a neat little piece of trivia to understand the Sun more effectively.

Now go on, and use that average score to your advantage!

 

[General Deth Glitch]

It's a neat little piece of trivia to understand the Sun more effectively.

Now go on, and use that average score to your advantage!

Bitch please.
I got a job where I split my time between doing nothing and playing with teenagers... average ain't got shit on my easy life.
I understand the sun, I can even visualise its impossible size
I don't need to know the exact throughput of an engine to know how good it is.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Did you...

Just call ME...

A bitch?

 

[General Deth Glitch]

Did you...

Just call ME...

A bitch?

Since I control the Sun in this universe, yes. And this Sun does 615 million metric tons, per second.
So yes. Fight Mah.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Alright, lemme just call the lads from the rest of Bulford Camp.

 

[General Deth Glitch]

Alright, lemme just call the lads from the rest of Bulford Camp.

You getting your Army Chums on me?
Little man cant fight his own battle?

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Nah, I just wanted them to stop you from running away.

 

[General Deth Glitch]

Nah, I just wanted them to stop you from running away.

What, you need them to hold me down so you can feel big and tough for kicking me

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Clearly you are misinterpreting the information that I have provided. I fight my batll s, fair and square. I just don't want you running away when you feel like it.

Time to engage in virtual combat!