Scientists have found...

Scientists have found potatoes are actually 95% married dog couples and 4% nekos 
 
Scientist have found that getting married increases your chances of getting a paper cut on a Monday. 
 
Scientists have found that said invisible gnomes which are also intangible and otherwise undetectable in every way are also the cause of brain cancer in the lungs, not mashed potatoes.
 
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Scientists have found that brain cancer in the feet gives you mashed potatoes and invisible gnomes
 
Scientists have found out that wolves are not liking mashed potatoes. That means they dislike brain cancer in ANY place of their body. 
 
Scientists have found that when you hate wolves or mashed potatoes you get foot cancer in the brain.
 
Scientists have found out that wolves really like cats, but have trouble to show their affection. 


Also, they are scared to make their dog husbands jealous.
 
Scientists have found that being friends with boxes in foxes can make you like red eggs and ham
 
Scientists have found that red eggs and ham are actually gnomes trying to disguise themselves as mashed potatoes with foot cancer in their brains.


They claim that it is a form of delusional gnome propaganda.
 
Scientists have found that gnomes have a startling amount of feet - up to six pairs! Some even grow on their head!
 
Scientists have found that having too many feet in odd areas of the body can make you the next Leonardo Da Vinci.
 
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Scientists have found that Leonardo Da Vinci was actually an invisible gnome, possessing the body of a man who died of brain cancer in the foot.
 
Scientists have found Leonardo Da Vinci was actually an invisible gnome with alien fingers
 
Scientists later discovered that Keemstar is actually several invisible gnomes with Drama powers (of whom can run fast as fuck, boi) in a Keemstar-shaped suit.
 
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