DrBones
Promise Nothing Deliver Less
Beelzebozo's brows furrowed, like a pair of caterpillars wriggling in a puddle of milk. His sclera turned from white into... well, it wasn't red; it was more of a brilliant rainbow of warm colors.
"You ain't heard'a Beelzebozo? You ain't heard'a The Grand Star of The First Ring?! What'samatter, ain'tcha ever seen a TV?! I'm a big shot! I'm famous! I'm fuckin' Beelzebozo!"
Beelzebozo paced around Akane's desk, punctuating his every word with a comical squeak of his oversized shoes as steam literally blew out of his ears.
"Don't they let you nutsos watch TV or nothin'?! I've been on every night for the past five decades, an' it's been a hit fer ev'ry night! Well... 'cept for that night in 1989...But that don't matter! You really are crazy fer not seein' a star when he comes over! Whattagottado, bite you ass 'fore ya recognize me?! The biggest thing I hate, beyond hecklers, beyond folks what try'na fleece me, is them stooges what don't know culture when they sees it!"
Beelzebozo descended into incomprehensible rambling, squeaking, and steaming hoots and hee-haws. Meanwhile, the crowd of watchers in his private trailer were howling in laughter at his temper tantrum. The Toon Force grew stronger, his movements got simultaneously smoother and goofier, and he seemed to be growing in size. The angrier he got, the harder his audience laughed. The harder his audience laughed, the bigger he got.
"You ain't heard'a Beelzebozo? You ain't heard'a The Grand Star of The First Ring?! What'samatter, ain'tcha ever seen a TV?! I'm a big shot! I'm famous! I'm fuckin' Beelzebozo!"
Beelzebozo paced around Akane's desk, punctuating his every word with a comical squeak of his oversized shoes as steam literally blew out of his ears.
"Don't they let you nutsos watch TV or nothin'?! I've been on every night for the past five decades, an' it's been a hit fer ev'ry night! Well... 'cept for that night in 1989...But that don't matter! You really are crazy fer not seein' a star when he comes over! Whattagottado, bite you ass 'fore ya recognize me?! The biggest thing I hate, beyond hecklers, beyond folks what try'na fleece me, is them stooges what don't know culture when they sees it!"
Beelzebozo descended into incomprehensible rambling, squeaking, and steaming hoots and hee-haws. Meanwhile, the crowd of watchers in his private trailer were howling in laughter at his temper tantrum. The Toon Force grew stronger, his movements got simultaneously smoother and goofier, and he seemed to be growing in size. The angrier he got, the harder his audience laughed. The harder his audience laughed, the bigger he got.