RWBY: Old Rites (Out Of Character)

[Danchou Tsubomi]

Ice cream at how bad these puns were.

Mhmm, it's qui-she to always be ready with a pun. So I copy and past-ry them from a document I have saved.

Guys, don't dessert me just because my puns are bad!

 

[Enkye]

Ok, now you're just milking it.

But I'm so a-moo-sed with this punning.

 

[Sugary_Paragraphs]

Guys, don't dessert me just because my puns are bad!

But I'm so a-moo-sed with this punning.

Danchou, don't have a cow.

 

[Enkye]

But I see that the steaks are rather high here. So I might just stop.

This is actually udderly ridiculous.

 

[Danchou Tsubomi]

But I'm so a-moo-sed with this punning.

Danchou, don't have a cow.

But I see that the steaks are rather high here. So I might just stop.

Do you guys have beef with me?

 

[Enkye]

Do you guys have beef with me?

No, but if you get out of the whey I don't have to brand you an annoyance.

 

[Clockwork Syringe]

You're filling up my alerts with pudding!


SHTAP.

 

[Danchou Tsubomi]

You're filling up my alerts with pudding!


SHTAP.

Sorry for pudding all this stuff in your alerts!

 

[Enkye]

Sorry for pudding all this stuff in your alerts!

Hey that was made pun too many times. I think you may be pasture prime. Yes I'm still on the cow thing.

 

[Sugary_Paragraphs]

You're filling up my alerts with pudding!


SHTAP.

Didn't realize we were pudding such things in your alerts.

 

[Sugary_Paragraphs]

Hey that was made pun too many times. I think you may be pasture prime. Yes I'm still on the cow thing.

Whoops. Still on cows? Sorry. Made a misteak there.

 

[Enkye]

Whoops. Still on cows? Sorry. Made a misteak there.

Okay, maybe we cud stop now? I really need some calf-eine.

 

[Sugary_Paragraphs]

Okay, maybe we cud stop now? I really need some calf-eine.

Yeah. All these jokes are starting to get udderly insane.

 

[Enkye]

Yeah. All these jokes are starting to get udderly insane.

I've herd enough outta you! Man-ure such a jerk-y. 

 

[Danchou Tsubomi]

Yeah. All these jokes are starting to get udderly insane.

At this point, we're just punishing people!

 

[Enkye]

I've herd enough outta you! Man-ure such a jerk-y. 

(Get it? Man, you, are. Manure...) K, I'm done grilling you guys. This has been quite a rare occasion for us all. But I'm glad we were able to hash this all out. We should all pat-ty ourselves on the back. Udder-s-tanned? I'm going to hide under my bedsheets now. Let's meat up soon for another bout of punning. Sin-ew later guys.

 

[Sugary_Paragraphs]

I've herd enough outta you! Man-ure such a jerk-y. 

(Get it? Man, you, are. Manure...) K, I'm done grilling you guys. This has been quite a rare occasion for us all. But I'm glad we were able to hash this all out. We should all pat-ty ourselves on the back. Udder-s-tanned? I'm going to hide under my bedsheets now. Let's meat up soon for another bout of punning. Sin-ew later guys.

At this point, we're just punishing people!

...This is just getting sad xD

 

[Enkye]

Well done all of you.  (more steak puns lol)

 

[Enkye]

...This is just getting sad xD

It's already sad, let's stop. I say we stop.

 

[Danchou Tsubomi]

It's already sad, let's stop. I say we stop.

...how many pages of puns did we make...? xD

 

[Sugary_Paragraphs]

...how many pages of puns did we make...? xD

One and a half ;_;

 

[Danchou Tsubomi]

One and a half ;_;

...I'm proud. wow I do puns too much

 

[MattS]

ayy lmao

 

[Danchou Tsubomi]

ayy lmao

 

[Hamilton]

The IC is now active for everyone that's interested.