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I am an Eternal Spring flowing under dirt.
Ok, let me ask you a couple of questions.
Ever wanted to rob a bank?
Have you ever had the urge to just leave and travel?
Want to be rich while doing either or both of the last two questions?
Well you've come to the right place. You can join me or you could go on living your boring and simple life. But who am I to judge? I'm just a crook, a villain, a bad guy. You probably shouldn't listen to me, I probably shouldn't be talking to you, but I see potential in you, you are something fierce and I want to take the opportunity to get you to join my gang.
Well, all I have to ask is,
Are you in?
