TrashRabbit
probably from space
Despite Nicola’s promises that they’d meet back at the Silver Prawn for dinner, the rest of the party was noticeably absent. Which was concerning, but Finn was also not about to complain about the quiet.
Vidya paid for two plates of a trout, a stein of beer and some onion soup with a handful of gold coins she pulled out of her pocket. She crossed the tavern with their meal still wearing her wellies- which had formerly been magicked pink but had now over the course of the day transmuted to purple. She plopped his plate down in front of him and then plopped herself down at well.
“Listen, don’t look at the fish like that. You like fish. I’m a cat now. Fish sounded good. Don’t mope,” She scolds him.
Finn pointed his fork at her in as threatening a way as a one armed man could.
“Okay I get it. It’s not catfish. And its beer fried. Country boys make do okay? Eat up,” She said pointing at the nice fish dinner again.
Finn sighed loudly and put his hand to his head, because that was. Not the point. And he never wanted to hear her say “country boys make do” at him ever again.
Vidya was however a fairy and oblivious to his deeper working as she watched him from the other side of her tall glass of beer. She was feeling very pleased with herself and it would take some doing to move her from that emotional anchor.
Finn sighed again and moved food around his plate. It was not that he didn’t like trout. But he had several questions. The first of which was why she was a cat now, and what that had to do with their dinner.
It was then that Tuesday entered the silver prawn, barefoot, which wasn’t unusual, and with a black eye threatening to take up most of his face which was unusual. The right sleeve of his sweater was gone and he was dripping wet. He looked around the tavern for Molly and not see her deflated even more which didn’t seem possible as he had entered.
Finn leaned across the table to nudge Vidya when Tuesday entered, because get a load of that guy.
“Oh shit,” Vidya said and burst out laughing. It wasn’t every day that one saw the neighboring faerie lord looking like a drownt rat at an arbies.
Finn leaned back and rested his chin on his hand and looked at Tuesday with a smirk.
“Oh fuck off, Vidya,” Tuesday said from across the tavern.
“I will not~” She said in delight. Finn snorted for emphasis.
“What are you even doing here still?” He said leering at her.
“Oh You know.”
“Augh,” He said and put his head down.
“Excuse me Finn,” Vidya said to him, getting up to go bother the Prince of Magpies. She slid into his booth with a huge sharp smile and said, “So. Tell me why you a mans now.”
“No.”
“You are no fun. I’ll tell you how we exploded my Ex husband.”
“No thank you. We were friends you know- before.”
“Oh right. Yeah. The whole favor thing.”
He groaned. That favor was why Vidya was now the Queen of cats and here and harassing him. Just like how Cathal being terrible was also his own fault now that he could see the linear logic of it all.
Vidya leaned over and pulled a single hair out of his head and made him yelp and come up swinging. She laughed and ducked low in her seat.
“Oh. look at you. Man shaped. Punchy. Wow.”
Finn, who had been busy moving food he liked from Vidya’s plate to his own in exchange for food he didn’t like, paused to look very threateningly at Tuesday from across the room.
Tuesday looked ready to fight until he caught Finn’s gaze. At which point he staid very straight and proper and frowned at him and then Vidya.
“You’re a bully.”
She smiled.
“Maybe so. Who beat you up. Maybe I can bully them, they might be more sporting.”
“....”
“Who put you on your ass Tuesday, I’m dying to know.”
“Just...some...ratlings.”
Vidya started laughing again.
“Hey hey listen their were like fifteen of them and they- they put me in a barrel!”
“Oh I see. That certainly puts things in your favor.”
“And they rolled me into the river!” he said motioning to the floor in an angry gesture. “What am I to do with Xanth’s stupid mousemans in my kingdom?!”
“...Baby boy baby,” Vidya purred, “Is it your kingdom?”
Tuesday frowned more pathetically than ever and she reached over and gave his hand an insincere there there gesture.
Finn had mostly stopped glaring at him and started eating instead.
“Oh poor little magpie.”
Complex emotions didn’t Suit Tuesday but he was certainly having one and none of them were positive.
“Ah. no fun. Fine. Sulk. See if I care,” She said, patted the table between them and left to return to her own table. Seeing Finn eating made her want to eat, before he ate all the good bits.
And she was displeased to see that he had already pulled his usual stunt with her plate in her absence.
“No, no you have to take this broccoli back, this is a war crime,” She complained trying to shovel some of it back.
Finn shook his head around a mouthful of potato and tried to move it all back. If she had wanted to keep her plate she should have taken it with her.
She kicked him under the table and stole a bite of his laundered potatoes. Finn yelped, because there was not a lot of meat on his terrible chicken legs to absorb the blow.
Vidya sat back with a large glob of potato on fork in victory, still looking as pleased with herself as she had started when they sat down for dinner.
Vidya paid for two plates of a trout, a stein of beer and some onion soup with a handful of gold coins she pulled out of her pocket. She crossed the tavern with their meal still wearing her wellies- which had formerly been magicked pink but had now over the course of the day transmuted to purple. She plopped his plate down in front of him and then plopped herself down at well.
“Listen, don’t look at the fish like that. You like fish. I’m a cat now. Fish sounded good. Don’t mope,” She scolds him.
Finn pointed his fork at her in as threatening a way as a one armed man could.
“Okay I get it. It’s not catfish. And its beer fried. Country boys make do okay? Eat up,” She said pointing at the nice fish dinner again.
Finn sighed loudly and put his hand to his head, because that was. Not the point. And he never wanted to hear her say “country boys make do” at him ever again.
Vidya was however a fairy and oblivious to his deeper working as she watched him from the other side of her tall glass of beer. She was feeling very pleased with herself and it would take some doing to move her from that emotional anchor.
Finn sighed again and moved food around his plate. It was not that he didn’t like trout. But he had several questions. The first of which was why she was a cat now, and what that had to do with their dinner.
It was then that Tuesday entered the silver prawn, barefoot, which wasn’t unusual, and with a black eye threatening to take up most of his face which was unusual. The right sleeve of his sweater was gone and he was dripping wet. He looked around the tavern for Molly and not see her deflated even more which didn’t seem possible as he had entered.
Finn leaned across the table to nudge Vidya when Tuesday entered, because get a load of that guy.
“Oh shit,” Vidya said and burst out laughing. It wasn’t every day that one saw the neighboring faerie lord looking like a drownt rat at an arbies.
Finn leaned back and rested his chin on his hand and looked at Tuesday with a smirk.
“Oh fuck off, Vidya,” Tuesday said from across the tavern.
“I will not~” She said in delight. Finn snorted for emphasis.
“What are you even doing here still?” He said leering at her.
“Oh You know.”
“Augh,” He said and put his head down.
“Excuse me Finn,” Vidya said to him, getting up to go bother the Prince of Magpies. She slid into his booth with a huge sharp smile and said, “So. Tell me why you a mans now.”
“No.”
“You are no fun. I’ll tell you how we exploded my Ex husband.”
“No thank you. We were friends you know- before.”
“Oh right. Yeah. The whole favor thing.”
He groaned. That favor was why Vidya was now the Queen of cats and here and harassing him. Just like how Cathal being terrible was also his own fault now that he could see the linear logic of it all.
Vidya leaned over and pulled a single hair out of his head and made him yelp and come up swinging. She laughed and ducked low in her seat.
“Oh. look at you. Man shaped. Punchy. Wow.”
Finn, who had been busy moving food he liked from Vidya’s plate to his own in exchange for food he didn’t like, paused to look very threateningly at Tuesday from across the room.
Tuesday looked ready to fight until he caught Finn’s gaze. At which point he staid very straight and proper and frowned at him and then Vidya.
“You’re a bully.”
She smiled.
“Maybe so. Who beat you up. Maybe I can bully them, they might be more sporting.”
“....”
“Who put you on your ass Tuesday, I’m dying to know.”
“Just...some...ratlings.”
Vidya started laughing again.
“Hey hey listen their were like fifteen of them and they- they put me in a barrel!”
“Oh I see. That certainly puts things in your favor.”
“And they rolled me into the river!” he said motioning to the floor in an angry gesture. “What am I to do with Xanth’s stupid mousemans in my kingdom?!”
“...Baby boy baby,” Vidya purred, “Is it your kingdom?”
Tuesday frowned more pathetically than ever and she reached over and gave his hand an insincere there there gesture.
Finn had mostly stopped glaring at him and started eating instead.
“Oh poor little magpie.”
Complex emotions didn’t Suit Tuesday but he was certainly having one and none of them were positive.
“Ah. no fun. Fine. Sulk. See if I care,” She said, patted the table between them and left to return to her own table. Seeing Finn eating made her want to eat, before he ate all the good bits.
And she was displeased to see that he had already pulled his usual stunt with her plate in her absence.
“No, no you have to take this broccoli back, this is a war crime,” She complained trying to shovel some of it back.
Finn shook his head around a mouthful of potato and tried to move it all back. If she had wanted to keep her plate she should have taken it with her.
She kicked him under the table and stole a bite of his laundered potatoes. Finn yelped, because there was not a lot of meat on his terrible chicken legs to absorb the blow.
Vidya sat back with a large glob of potato on fork in victory, still looking as pleased with herself as she had started when they sat down for dinner.