Togy
The Fashionable Crab
Jasper Thatch/Lachlan
"Play D&D, they said" A cloaked man donning a steel mask muttered in frustration from where they were perched atop a tree. Eyes trailing downwards from their perch, they stared at what seemed to be three undead green midgets scrabbling against the base of the tree in a futile attempt to climb up. Luckily for Jasper, they were too short to reach the first branch.
"It'll be fun, they said..." Jasper grumbled as he averted his eyes from the unholy amalgamations below him.
How did he even get here? He was looking through Reddit and eating the pizza he brought to the D&D game. He'd been pretty annoyed that he had apparently been the only one to show up, but now he thinks the other plays may have gotten sucked in to this world too. Well, that's a crappy thought. Did logic and reason just suddenly peace out in that game room or something? Or did the time space continuum just suddenly rupture and send some poor shmucks to another dimension?
For some reason, Earth's scientific name popped to mind. SOL 3, was it? More like Shit Outta Luck 3.
....
Wow, his jokes were getting pretty crappy. That, if anything, was a good indicator of how bad a situation he was in. If the undead goblins below him wasn't already an indication that was. In any case, Jasper was feeling pretty shit outta luck at the moment. What were the odds that he'd both be transported to the universe of his D&D game and be attacked by zombie goblins? Were regular goblins too mainstream or something?
Finding his thoughts interrupted by the sounds of heavy duty destruction, Jasper stared in amazement as a building a couple hundred feet away began to shine red. He'd seen enough fantasy stuff to know that that was either black magic or the work of the main characters. That was, assuming this world had main characters. He desperately hoped so, because it was going to be a cold day in hell when he fought off three undead goblins with a glorified stick and lived to tell the tale.
So, in an act of self preservation, Jasper screamed for help.
"If anyone's there and isn't some weird voodoo sorceror or something, then would you mind helping a guy out!?" Jasper yelled through the forest, really riding on the fact that someone could hear him.
The Mad Queen
Lazaro1505
Clockwork Syringe