MidwayLives
"What's your favorite scary movie...?"
Los Angeles, the City of Angels, the most populated city in the state of California. Sure, felt like it too depending on who you asked. Couldn't step on the sidewalk without bumping into some other jagoff's trying to step to the nearby crosswalk. Would only take a couple more steps before you came across some disgusting beggar sitting at the corner, holding out a moldy looking mug and practically begging for any kind of handouts. The town had been good at one point but over the last couple of years it'd really gone to the dregs. The scum of society sucking on the teat of hard-working Americans who actually got up and went to work and made a living. Didn't blow their paychecks on drugs like heroin or crack. Just total wastes of space.
Wasn't totally off the ball in terms of some citizens of the city, hell, even the country at large sharing those views. Sitting back on his couch with a ratty looking blanket draped across the extremely worn-out looking couch, one Thomas Gorman definitely had his fair share of controversial opinions. Not that anyone was interested in humoring him enough to hear them. Unless they were members of the federally funded unit that he led. When he wasn't busy kicking back Budweiser's and laying around in his pitch-black briefs and an absolutely soaked wifebeater. Crushed up cans of beer lay scattered around the floor, miniscule droplets no doubt staining the plain jane grey carpeting. For someone with the kind of authority and power that he could swing around like it were his member, Tom's presence didn't give off that immediate feeling of overt pressure. Maybe it was the fluffy looking slippers he had on over his feet or the fact that there was certainly some gratuitous nudity playing on the Curtis Mathe model TV situated across the living room from him. Lying beside Tom's left side on the couch was a rather inappropriate looking VHS cover. Night of Loving Dangerously, indeed. The pile of toys that looked as though they'd belong to a child, probably a boy, scattered in a corner of the room next to a shoddy looking dog bed, probably only added to the uncomfortable aura of the apartment.
Though, between the porn, the toys, they all likely paled in comparison to the fact that Tom?
He didn't look human at all.
His chest heaved up and down and there was a low rumbling, indicating that he'd dozed off and was snoring away. But his hands, hell, every part of him that was exposed looked humanoid enough in structure but if you had to describe looking at him, it'd be like looking at an aquarium without seeing any fish swimming around in it. Water flowed across his body, having no rhyme or reason in which way it went. Bright, to the point of looking like a glowstick, blue lines were spread across his face, arms, and chest. Likely representing the various veins that webbed across his body as they did everyone else. When you looked up at his face though, once again, it felt as though a huge wedge had been dug between being an actual person and something that only vaguely looked it. There was no hair at all present on the side or top of Tom's face which looked just as vicious and transparent as the rest of his body. Not even a nose or ears. No mouth with which to exhale his snores. Just two half-lidded eyes, lacking in pupils but giving off a dimly lit yellow glow. The blanket that Tom had been resting against was absolutely soaked and he was sleeping away without a care in the world.
While Tom slept off what was likely to be a terrible hangover once he awoke, the latest recruit to his off-the-books unit stirred in his bed. Which was actually less of a bed and more of a sheetless twin-sized mattress haphazardly tossed onto a cold metal frame. Thank the lord he'd had enough foresight to bring some blankets from home. When the Rookie, as Tom had taken to calling Jeremy Jameson, had protested about how uncomfortable his mattress had been and how it was affecting his potential sleep, he'd been told to 'suck it up' and that 'the boys in Korea and Vietnam never complained, so why should you, Mr. Privilege?' Not wanting to argue with his direct superior and admittedly still being rather afraid of the fact that his boss was some kind of water person, Jeremy lumped it and tossed and turned on his bed.
"Okay, Jeremy, don't sweat it. Yeah. First paycheck, I'll go down to Bed, Bath, and Beyond and get myself a sheet, a comforter. I'll treat myself good. I mean, I'm doing this all for the country and so it'd make sense that I'm in the best shape that I can possibly be in. Right...?" Jeremy muttered to absolutely no one. "...oh who am I kidding? I won't last one DAY in this place, let alone long enough to get paid!" Jeremy exclaimed as he threw off his blanket and hopped to his feet. Clad in a pair of blue boxers and a grey longsleeved shirt and a pair of fresh white socks that his mother made absolutely, one hundred % sure, that he'd had packed with him when he'd gone to meet Mr. Gorman in the first place. Before he'd knew what he was actually walking into and had his whole understanding of life totally upended. It'd barely been a day and a half, and first introductions hadn't exactly been great. He'd been so scared by Tom's appearance and his proclamation of 'Gifts' and so on had lead Jeremy to accidently falling and cracking his head on the corner of a table. It'd required bandages, stitches, and some angry mocking from his superior officer. He still hadn't even met any of the others yet. When he'd been brought to this apartment, Tom explained it as such.
"Uncle Sam's paying for room and board. So, don't worry about not having a place to rest your head in between jobs. But, keeping that in mind, it's not exactly The Ritz that you're walking into here. There's a laundry room down on the first floor. Take the stairs or elevator to get down there, get a roll of quarters from behind the counter, and wash whatever the fuck you're gonna wash. We got a recreation room down the hall. The rest of the folks here don't really know what we actually DO apart from that we're 'with the Feds' and so you generally won't have any problems. Don't go around MAKING problems or else it'll become MY problem and when it becomes MY problem, then it becomes Uncle Sam's problem and I think you and I both know that's something to avoid, yeah? All of you get your own rooms, design it how you want, I don't *hic* give a shit so long as you're not wastin too much time on it. Got any issues? Don't *buuuurp* come fuckin cryin to me about it. Now, fuck off Rookie. Mr. Reagan's inauguration is tomorrow and I'm not gonna miss it for the world. We'll do the meet and greet, ehhhh, sometime tomorrow."
A good idea of what I kinda imagined the apartment to look like. Nothing too fancy.
That'd been it, the only interaction to U.F.U.P Unit#81 that he'd gotten.
Not overly curious to see what other horrors were wrapped up in this thing, Jeremy followed the rather obscene noises coming from the living room. He stepped over beer cans, making sure to pick them up as he went. He'd never be allowed to be this much of a slob at home. So seeing someone who claimed to have some position of authority over him just casually lay around and get shit-faced really bugged him. Even if he was utterly too terrified to even think of saying that directly to Tom's face or anything like that. He laid the amount of crumpled up cans, totaling to around twenty or so with probably more that he'd missed, atop the coffee table in the center of the living room. He turned towards the TV and frowned. Real professional 'unit' this was. Watching porn right out in the open like this? Really? Jeremy shook his head and moved towards the TV to shut it off. Only to freeze in his tracks as an unfamiliar voice called out to him.
"Hey, mister! Don't turn it off! Okay?"
"W-What...?" Jeremy asked, as he looked over at the source of the voice. It didn't really help him relax at all. It looked and sounded like some kind of kid, Jeremy couldn't accurately guess at how old they were or if they were a boy or girl. Honestly, he couldn't really make heads or tails of the kid(hell, who's to say it WAS even a kid? Maybe it was some kind of horrifying monster born out of his nightmares or something? Why not? Dozing off in slumberland was the walking ocean in a wifebeater across from him.) because of a crudely cut up bedsheet thrown over the kid's person. The only identifying features were the glowing yellow eyes staring out at him from the entrance into the living room. Just like Tom's eyes glowed. "I said don't turn it off, Mister! Tom doesn't like when people turn the TV off."
"But he's sleeping...no, who are you??"
The kid giggled, seeming to be able to tell just how uncomfortable they made Jeremy. "I'm not a bad guy or anything, Mister! I'm one of you! Or well, you're one of us, right? You have to be! Tom would have killed you if you weren't!" The 'child' said it with such gleeful casualness that Jeremy felt like he almost wanted to throw up. Tom could have murdered him as easily as a mantis could devour a housefly but for whatever reason, he hadn't. Even if Jeremy seemed to lack whatever the hell a 'Gift' was. "My name is Damien but everyone calls me Black Ink so you can too! Hehe! What's your name?"
"Black Ink...?" Jeremy pondered the strangeness of that moniker aloud. "Uh, Jeremy. Jeremy Jameson. I'm, erm, new to the group. Just got recruited yesterday. Hey, how old are you exactly, Damien-"
"No! Nononono! Did you not hear me, mister?? Don't call me Damien! I'm Black. Inkkkkkkkk and I'm five! I just turned five last week!" The kid protested, stamping their foot against the carpeting. "Jeremy?? That's a boring name. Tom didn't give you a new name?" Black Ink asked and Jeremy stepped away from the TV, thoroughly confused at this point. "Wait, wait, what do you mean by new name? I didn't hear anything about that." Black Ink nodded reverently as he started to walk towards Jeremy, his black sneakers sliding across the floor. "Yupyupyup! When you join up, the government gives you a new name! Tom's part of the government so he gives us our names! He's the one who started calling me Black Ink and now everyone does! Are you sure he didn't give you one....?"
Oh. Well, that was kind of terrifying in it's own way. To completely lose your own identity? Not to mention the fact that Black Ink had said he was, what, only five years old? What the hell was a toddler doing here?? "He calls me 'The Rookie'..?" Black Ink giggled again and moved to step past Jeremy to change the channel. "Rookie? I'm sorry mister but that's a lame name! Tom must not like you very much. But that's okay, he doesn't like a lot of people." Black Ink explained as he changed the channel to something more softhearted, like the Spider-Man cartoon! "Dam-Black Ink, what are you doing here? You didn't sign up for this did you??"
"Sign up? Sign up for what? I've always been here. Me, my dad, Tom and everyone else."
What exactly was going on here? Was this some kind of human trafficking scheme? No, no that couldn't be it. Maybe he was just a relative of Tom's and he was staying here as a result of whatever the conditions were. "Black Ink, are you Gifted? Like Tom here is? I noticed that you have, um, eyes like he does. I'm sorry about earlier by the way, I didn't mean to be rude or nothin." Black Ink waved it off, not even so much as looking back at Jeremy while the teenager attempted to apologize. The child's mind was solely focused on the television. "Well, duh, mister. I wouldn't be here if I wasn't. [PAINT IT BLACK] is what it's called. It's why I wear my costume. Tom doesn't like looking at me without it. My daddy doesn't mind though." Black Ink then slowly turned towards Jeremy. "Wanna see?~"
"See what-"
Black Ink lifted up the front of his costume, dark blue jeans and a black t-shirt and...well...
Shark like teeth, an extended underbite, oily skin. The kid looked like a horror movie monster. There was absolutely no sugarcoating it.
"AHHHHH!!!" Jeremy shrieked and Black Ink fell back, kicking his feet back and forth. "Hahahaha! I got you GOOD, Rookie! You almost peed your pants!!" Jeremy fell onto his rear, clutching at the table. This was no child. This was a little freak, a monster. Nothing about this was natural and it was only about to get worse. Tom shifted from side to side on the couch. Placing a hand to his head, he sat up straight and looked down at his hand. He could see the water coursing through his body. Which meant that he'd fallen asleep and left his glamour off. He closed his eyes and opened them again, seeing two things that were certified to set him off.
-Black Ink without his costume
-The Rookie screaming and making a nuisance of himself again.
<"ROOKIE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! YOU WANNA WAKE UP THE WHOLE GODDAMN APARTMENT COMPLEX?? CHRIST ALIVE, SHUT. IT.>" Tom's voice smashed into Jeremy's psyche like a bull in a china shop. Most elemental types like Tom lacked mouths in their natural states and as such spoke through telepathy when not using their glamours. They could focus their 'thought-speak' or usually in Tom's case, 'yell' it so that everyone in the vicinity could hear and get the message. Jeremy flopped to the floor like a wet noodle and clutched at either side of his head, which still ached as a result of his fall from yesterday. "Hehehee! Told you he was gonna get mad at youuuuuu.~"
<"INK! PUT YOUR FUCKIN COSTUME BACK ON! JUST WOKE UP AND I GOTTA SEE YOUR UGLY HIDE FIRST FUCKIN THING IN THE MORNING??? WHY AREN'T YOU READY FOR SCHOOL?!">
"Dad's still asleep. So I thought I'd watch some cartoons." Black Ink replied, pretty matter of factly for someone of his age.
<"Oh? He is, huh? Well, go wake him up and tell him that if the two of you aren't dressed, cleaned up, and out the door before your dad's little butt-buddy from school shows up? You're gonna have a lot to worry about than cartoons! Now, get the hell out of here before you make me sick all over!"> Black Ink pulled his bedsheet back down and sprinted out of the room but not before ruffling Jeremy's hair as he went. "Bye, 'Rookie!' Hahahhaha!" Jeremy stayed where he was on the floor and slowly turned his head to look at Tom. "Good, uh, morning, sir."
<"Yeah, yeah. Only good thing about it so far is that I don't have a hangover. I never do. Comes with being able to control water I guess. You know how they always say to drink water when you drink? Well, I mean, look at me."> Tom stood up and shook his head from side to side. <"Blergh....Today's gonna be a busy day. Get up, Rookie, c'mon. You're not getting paid to stare off into space. Maybe in whatever jackoff school you went to but not here, not under my command. Here."> Tom tossed over the soaked blanket at Jeremy who flailed as he grabbed it. "Ew...it's wet!"
<"Well, gee, nobody told me that Einstein came back from the dead! Of course it's wet, you jackass! Look at me! Must have turned of my glamour before I fell asleep last night. Go to the kitchen and grab a brown bag out of the fridge. It'll say 'G' on it. Take it to the door down the hall and the first on the left. Knock and leave it by the door. Then go downstairs and throw my sheets in the wash."> Tom mentally barked this morning's orders and as Jeremy stood up, he gulped. "What...What are you gonna do? Sir."
Tom sat up and and ran a hand over his face. What was once a homunculus that appeared to be made of water was replaced by perhaps the equally creepy visage of a younger Jack Nicholson. Receding hairline and all. Voice sounded much too scratchy and growly to match Nicholson's usual cadence though. As though someone were just wearing the most effective Nicholson costume possible. "Me? I got the most important job of all, kid. I'm supervising dumbfucks like you. Now, go on and get. I'll be damned if I miss President Reagan's inauguration. GO!"
"yes, sir...."
Jeremy sheepishly wandered out of the living room, doing his best to ignore Tom's grumblings and rantings. "Oh for cryin out loud, where is the REMOTE?!" This place was a madhouse and he'd been locked up. That had to be the only plausible explanation for this and what he'd seen when Black Ink pulled up his costume. Just one messed up nightmare. As Jeremy headed towards the kitchen, Black Ink stopped before a door with the numbers #1718 on the front of it, cleared his throat and then began rapping on the door with as much intensity as a little kid could muster. "DAAAAAAAD! DAAAAAAAADDDYYYY! TOM WANTS YOU TO WAKE UP! WAAAAAKE UPPPPP! UPUPUPUP!!!!"
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