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Red vs. Blue ( 1x1 with Yonsisac )

Shadow shined her gun, staring silently down as she did. She was wearing blue armor. The twins, Dani and Falan, were talking about going and raiding Red base and beating them to a pulp, but they never did it. Usually Jackie talked them out of it because Shadow wouldn't mind beating the reds.
 
Sarge would be Tinkering On Lopez as he was Trying his best too change his Stupid Langueage as it was geting anoying each day,Grif would be sitting in the shotgun of the "Chupathingy" as he wonderd wen are they going too kick some Blue ass but.....he better get the shotgun this time,As for Donut he would be laying down on the floor looking at the cealing of red base and Grif says "Hey guys you wonder what are Blue doing?"as he says that he will notice that all ignore him as he was a noying and it was better too ignore him,as he says "Alright then....i will be here...watching the screen on the warhog...looking...You know"
 
Dani and falan had put together a present for the reds. It was a bomb, something that wouldn't get very big in explosion wise. They giggled as they snuck around the back and put it behind one of the reds and ran away. Shadow looked up curiously. What was this all about. "That was..interesting."
 
As Sarge Finishes Tinkerings with Lopez he backs off and says "Ok boys lets see if i got him a new Voice"he says as he stands watching Lopez and waits,as Donut and Grif donut would raise there heads Looking at Lopez as they watch and hope for the best,as Simmons would pop from a door and a Toilet paper on his mask as he watches and waits for lopez too respond as he needed too know if Sarge did it,as they wait and......."Buenos dias"as sarge sighs and would rub his visore in dissapoint as all the others,as Grif started too singh "We try so harde but we loose it all but in the end it dosent even matereeeereeee" as he sings sarge yells at him "Shut up Grif!"as they dint know anything fo the coming atack
 
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(Lol Donut sings. Donut he's hilarious.)


Shadow looked at them from afar and she stood up. "Hey reds! Don't look now, but I think you lost something!" Shadow called and pointed to the thing that was rolling. It was definitely a bomb. No one was for sure, not even Shadow, if they actually wired it right, but if they didn't, it would be hilarious.
 
("Its not pink,its lightish red!" xD love that part)


Sarge hears shadow and the rolling cilinder as he would turn around and run away from it yelling "Run!!...Bomb!!"he says as he runs and gets behinde a Bericade and covers his "Ears",he knew he had a helmet but was natural reaction,Grif would see the Bomb but he hand a better idea,as he hops on the "Chupathingi" and says "Time for road kill!"he says as he steps on the gas and insted of going foward too Shadow he gose in Reverse and hits the wall and yells "Ho put Clush on the WarHoge!!"as he yells that he jumps of and gets cover near Sarge and sarge says too Grif "You left it in reverse Moron!"as he says that Grif would stare at him blankly and say "Oh...I knew that"as they finish Donut comes too the same cover and hands them assoult riffles and says "Wait for the boom and be blaze him!"he says as they 3 lay in cover wating too hear the boom
 
"How much do you want to bet she didn't put it together right?" Shadow asked, sitting in the same place she had before. She was watching them, trying not to laugh because she knew the twins wouldn't put it together correctly. Jackie poked her head out, "they're not the smartest. Of course they wired it wrong. I think it was just for them to wet their pants." She said, making Shadow laugh quite a bit.
 
As they would peek there heads out of cover and notice it did not blwo up "Grif go check it out"Sarge says as grif quickli says "What!...No!"Sarge would grab Grif bi the shulder and push him out of cover and near the bomb,as he would sigh and panic as the bomb might blow up,as he would reach down for it and grab it as it dose not blow up "Pleas blow up"sarge whispers down his breath as Sarge,Lopez,Donut watches as Grif would get the bomb in form of a football and trow it away as it did not blow up and would sigh happyli and would yell "STUPID BLUE!!"he says as the rest get out of cover and start too Inspect Blue base making sure the did not do anything else as for sarge was dissapointed the bomb dint blow up on Grif
 
"You come over to blue base and I'll shoot you in the face." Shadow warned, walking back inside the base to see if there was anything she could do to occupy her mind. The twins, disappointed that it didn't explode, watched silently from where they were. They were ready to go teach those reds a lesson. "Stupid reds." Dani growled, crossing her arms. "I told you the wiring was wrong." Dani growled, looking at her sister who gave a small shrug.
 
As Grif hear Shadow,he would pop his head outside and yell"Same gose too you reds!"he says as he gose back inside and says "We beter react and do somthing Sarge!"as he says that sarge would look at him and say in a anoyd tone "Ofcoures we are going too do somthing and-"he ays as he is interrupted bi Lopez that says "Pero podemos usar los Portales,sera facil!"he says as sarge heard him lound and clear and says "Nonono....we better make a plan...I know we could use the Teleportals at are advantege!!"he says as he points at the Door like Portals,as Lopez face palm as that what he said,Donut and Grif nod as it wasn a good idea,as they would start too get ready geting rifles and pistol as Grif Finally gets the Shotgun..The only one in the base...Sweet...as for Donut would be taking the portals and puting them in one place geting the ready for there "Super cool mega master plan"


(Sorry i took alot IRL)
 
Shadow was silently watching them from where she was standing and she would raise a slight brow. Were they idiots or something? She shook her head slightly before sighing. "Idiots." She muttered. She walked back into the base, Jackie was putting together some things in the base, looked like weapons. "So what, they trying to come over here?" She asked. Shadow nodded, "yep. They're idiots. Of course they would." She said, looking out of the base. "Idiots."
 
Grif and Sarge would have all the portals in a line and would say "So...How are we going too use this?"Grif ask as sarge says "Well its a portal and things that come in come out on the other portal.....so if they shoot at us we can give the there bullets back!...Best plan"Sarge says proud of himself as he would look at Donut and Grif but Grif would say "Ok Cool!....But....How are we going too carry all theas portals?"He says kinda confused as sarge sighs and says "We dont we are only going too carry 2 of them"sarge says as he would grab one of the portals and would place it behinde the Chupathingi and Grif says ""But why did we got all of.....whatever...Come on guys we got some Blue Butt too kick"he says as he sits on Shotgun of the warhog and Sarge on the driver seat and Donut on the Machin Gun on the back,as there was one portal tide too the fron of the warhog and one tide the back of it...wonder why,as sarge would turn on the Chupathingy and would accelerate out of the base and make its way towards the Blue base
 
Shadow looked outside and sighed. "Well, looks like we are going to have a bit of an issue." She said, pulling her gun from her bag. Jackie frowned, seeing the warthog and she shook her head slightly. "Great." She muttered. "Guess I can snipe them down. Or the wheels." She said, going up to the top and aiming a sniper. Shadow followed up. "They're doing this on purpose."
 
As they 3 start too Drive like crazy towards there base Sarge sees the base and some on the roof top and yells looking back "Donut light em up!"he says as Donut nod and pulls back the Rail of the turrent and start too Fire towards the rooftop at the figures as Sarge kept driving his wat towards there base and Grif Holding a chain of grenades ready for Fireworks
 
Jackie would point her gun/sniper at the wheels of the warthog and finally fire. She would hit one of the wheels. She was down below so she wouldn't get hurt. Shadow watched, "take that you stupid reds!"
 
As the warhig gets shot the wheel falls off and the Hog gose out of control and stops falling on it side,as Donut,Grif and sarge get out and get behinde the Hog too get cover and sarge says "Damit!...We need too take the sniper out"As he says that Grif gets a grenade and says "Grenade!"she says as he trows it and hits the edg of the warhog and falls right infront of him and Donut says "Thats the worse throw ever"he says as all get up and scrambel away from the grenade
 
Shadow sat down and watched them, "you know you're on blue territory now right? You're trying to take out girls. Is it really that hard? I mean our sniper is a medic!" She said as she pointed down to Jackie who waved a bit. "Hi."
 
Sarge would look back and see the grenade explode and launch Donut away kinda far away,as He would look towards the Blue base and aims his wepons at them but a wheel of the car fly and hit his head Knoking him too the floor,as Grif runs down the hill as the Destroyd car tumbles down chasing him...this is one dum team
 
Shadow laughed, walking towards the fallen down soldiers, but stopped. One was missing, "only one missing won't do anything." Jackie informed her, "he's not gun smart or street smart, just book smart. He's like a smart Grif." Jackie chuckled, shaking her head. She was finding this amusing.
 
As sarge and Donut would be Unconsius because of the explosion and sarge because of a Flying Wheel,as Grif would jump too the side and the car passes him,he would look fowards and see stupid Blues beting near his team mates,as he would reach his back and get the handy shotgun and would start too aproche them aming his wepons and saying "Dont move!...Or i will shoot!"he says in a serius tone aming his wepon and inside that mask was a nervius man not sure what will happen as he sees Both of his team mates down and he is alone.
 
Shadow stopped and looked at Grif. "As Simmons says, you're just an idiot." She said, looking at Jackie. Jackie would move and check the pulse of the reds. "Hey look on the bright side. They're alive." Jackie put her sniper on her back. "That's a good thing."
 
Grif would notice them not shooting him or anything...Odd...as he would lower his Gun but still very aware what happening,and wen i mean awre i mean like redy too be Clumsy or somthing,as he would look at his team amets and then at the Blues and say


"Good.....and im not a idiot"he says as he would be alerts not knowing what they will do


(Well seeya tommorow ^-^)
 
Jackie looked at Grif. "And neither are we. Well...shadow and I aren't. I can't speak for the 'amazing' bomb makers over there." She nodded back towards the twins. "We weren't planning on shooting you though either so be happy."
 
Grif would be confused as he dint get why not fight,as he was happy and relife and confuse and odd as Blue and reds are sopos too be enemys but still he better no let this chance of frienship go away,as he would say "Oh.....We...We dint know that....why insted of sending a bomb dint you say you were friendlys?"he says as he looks down at his Unconsius team as they will wake up soon


(Sorry no alerts)
 

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