Fantasy Reaper: Reboot OOC

[Cyborg Ninja]

[QUOTE="Umbra Regalia] A wild Cain shows up and starts dancing. When he realizes nobody's dancing, he goes and pouts and complains to Abel, who then shoves a sword up Cain's ass and walks away.

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*Aaron begins dancing* Imma win this battle

 

[Cyborg Ninja]

[QUOTE="A Y U]... Oh no, you didn't.

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Oh...but I did >

 

[A Y U]

[QUOTE="Cyborg Ninja]Oh...but I did >

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Fawk you. ;;

 

[Cyborg Ninja]

[QUOTE="A Y U]Fawk you. ;;

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Ouch...my feelings T-T

 

[A Y U]

[QUOTE="Cyborg Ninja]Ouch...my feelings T-T

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GOOD, YOU FILTHY NORTHERN BRIT.

 

[A Y U]

Okay, I'm done. xD

 

[Cyborg Ninja]

[QUOTE="A Y U]GOOD, YOU FILTHY NORTHERN BRIT.

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YOU WHAT SOUTHERNER? IMMA BURN YOUR TEA LOVING CITY TO THE GROUND

 

[Cyborg Ninja]

I'm done also xD

 

[Umbra Regalia]

Rev: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL IMPALE YOUR THROATS WITH YOUR OWN RIBCAGES! Oh, you're done? Oh, okay. Back to my coffee.


*Caution, the Canadian has been angered!*

 

[A Y U]

[QUOTE="Umbra Regalia]
Rev: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL IMPALE YOUR THROATS WITH YOUR OWN RIBCAGES! Oh, you're done? Oh, okay. Back to my coffee.
*Caution, the Canadian has been angered!*

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I love you Revnoir. xD

 

[Umbra Regalia]

[QUOTE="A Y U]I love you Revnoir. xD

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He's busy sipping coffee, but he loves you too xD

 

[Cyborg Ninja]

In Canada is it called Coffeh? *ba dum tss*

 

[Umbra Regalia]

[QUOTE="Cyborg Ninja]In Canada is it called Coffeh? *ba dum tss*

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No. It's called Tim Hortons

 

[Cyborg Ninja]

[QUOTE="Umbra Regalia] No. It's called Tim Hortons

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Over in England we have Costa and Starbucks, Starbucks is shit and Costa costs too much

 

[Umbra Regalia]

[QUOTE="Cyborg Ninja]Over in England we have Costa and Starbucks, Starbucks is shit and Costa costs too much

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All the American-wannabes pay for Starbucks, but a single drink is like 6$ l:

 

[A Y U]

[QUOTE="Cyborg Ninja]Over in England we have Costa and Starbucks, Starbucks is shit and Costa costs too much

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I live in the shitty country of the USA. Go bald eagles. And freedom.

 

[Umbra Regalia]

[QUOTE="A Y U]I live in the shitty country of the USA. Go bald eagles. And freedom.

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I live in the great white north, eh? Where we ride polar bears into battle and live in high-class igloos.

 

[A Y U]

[QUOTE="Umbra Regalia] I live in the great white north, eh? Where we ride polar bears into battle and live in high-class igloos.

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Sounds a lot better than Donald Trump running for president.

 

[Umbra Regalia]

[QUOTE="A Y U]Sounds a lot better than Donald Trump running for president.

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We've got hottie Trudeau over here (my mom's opinion, not mine)

 

[A Y U]

[QUOTE="Umbra Regalia] We've got hottie Trudeau over here (my mom's opinion, not mine)

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I actually like Obama. He's a pretty badass president.

 

[Cyborg Ninja]

Coffee these days = Capitalism


But wait...Coffee has 6 letters


4 of those letters have a double


The other 2 are different


4+2 = 6


6...the star of david has 6 points...


Star of David is a Jewish symbol


Jew is 3 words


6-3=3


What has 3 sides? A triangle


Have your eyes been opened yet?


The star of david is made up of 2 triangles and it is a star


Starbucks contains the word Star


Starbucks sells expensive coffee


What do you but coffee with? Dollars


What do dollars have on them? A pyramid with an eye...the Illuminati symbol


COFFEE IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!


WAKE UP AMERICA!

 

[Cyborg Ninja]

They recently roasted Donald Trump and Snoop Dogg in my opinion had the best insult when he said "Donald says he doesn't wanna move into the whitehouse, I don't see why not, it wouldn't the first time he kicked a black family out of their home" and I found it kinda funny because it touches on the fact he's a rich, racist douche canoe

 

[Umbra Regalia]

[QUOTE="Cyborg Ninja]Coffee these days = Capitalism
But wait...Coffee has 6 letters


4 of those letters have a double


The other 2 are different


4+2 = 6


6...the star of david has 6 points...


Star of David is a Jewish symbol


Jew is 3 words


6-3=3


What has 3 sides? A triangle


Have your eyes been opened yet?


The star of david is made up of 2 triangles and it is a star


Starbucks contains the word Star


Starbucks sells expensive coffee


What do you but coffee with? Dollars


What do dollars have on them? A pyramid with an eye...the Illuminati symbol


COFFEE IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!


WAKE UP AMERICA!

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Scourge: -makes triangle figure with claws- "Ayyy, you found it out! Have some coffee as a reward~"

 

[Cyborg Ninja]

[QUOTE="Umbra Regalia] Scourge: -makes triangle figure with claws- "Ayyy, you found it out! Have some coffee as a reward~"

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Aaron: *smiles with delight and drinks the glorious nectar*

 

[A Y U]

I actually need to go soon. xD