Fantasy Raven Wing Academy (New and Improved)

[CalamariDaddy]

what

-waves around a pool noodle and kills a bird with it-


I SAID: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN.

 

[Kazehana]

-waves around a pool noodle and kills a bird with it-
I SAID: THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN.

How would you kill a bird with a noodle?

 

[CalamariDaddy]

How would you kill a bird with a noodle?

-throws calamari in the oven-


HISSSS

 

[Kazehana]

-throws calamari in the oven-
HISSSS

Okay?

 

[CalamariDaddy]

Okay?

Have I made my point clear?

 

[Kazehana]

Have I made my point clear?

No

 

[CalamariDaddy]

No

-sighs-


-gets out a bowl of spaghetti-


And now?

 

[Kazehana]

-sighs-
-gets out a bowl of spaghetti-


And now?

Ehhh

 

[CalamariDaddy]

Ehhh

I can't believe I'm doing this but...


Kazehana.


Eat the spaghetti.

 

[Kazehana]

I can't believe I'm doing this but...
Kazehana.


Eat the spaghetti.

What? What does that mean? It is clearly not about the spaghetti

 

[CalamariDaddy]

What? What does that mean? It is clearly not about the spaghetti

Just eat it and you'll understand

 

[Kazehana]

Just eat it and you'll understand

I'm suspicious

 

[CalamariDaddy]

I'm suspicious

Have I ever done you wrong before?

 

[Kazehana]

Have I ever done you wrong before?

Yes?

 

[CalamariDaddy]

Yes?

Well


Uh


What's the worst that can happen?

 

[Kazehana]

Well
Uh


What's the worst that can happen?

Well I mean, it is you

 

[CalamariDaddy]

Well I mean, it is you[/quote
Your spaghetti is getting cold

 

[Kazehana]

I'm still suspicious of it though

 

[CalamariDaddy]

I'm still suspicious of it though

I've taken a year of culinary classes.


Don't be.

 

[Kazehana]

I've taken a year of culinary classes.
Don't be.

But what does the spaghetti represent?

 

[CalamariDaddy]

But what does the spaghetti represent?

You have to eat it to find out

 

[Kazehana]

You have to eat it to find out

See, this is exactly why I'm suspicious

 

[CalamariDaddy]

See, this is exactly why I'm suspicious

Sighs.


-throws spaghetti on the table-

 

[Kazehana]

Sighs.
-throws spaghetti on the table-

What

 

[CalamariDaddy]

What

Look at it.


It's cold.


Slimy.


And 8 of them.