Quotes thus far... [Halcyon 2nd Ed]

[MikeOQuinn]

OOC quotes are indicated by a (p) next to the character name.


Any others you guys think of, post 'em!


Balota: You quick?


Yngwie: About as quick as you.


Balota: No, you agile. Me move forward, no turn.


GM: It smells sweet.


Balota: Could be death. Could be petunias.


Sevatuan (p): Write that quote down!


Sevatuan: Would you stop scratching everything?


Quaven: Don’t you have a scratching post for this thing?


Balota: I’m a wolverine!


Sevatuan: Which means you’re not a cat!


Balota: *flaming voice* Technically, we’re in the cat family. We’re all related, you thee.


Sevatuan: Just a little scratch.


Balota: *holds out claws* Moonsilver.


Sevatuan: Oh.


GM: It's cold. Your moonsilver panties are frozen to…


Sevatuan (p): Wait – Moonsilver panties? You’ve got to post that to ECR.


Balota (p): Well, they'd move out of the way on their own...


GM: Your anima bursts into display.


Yngwie (p): What’s his enema?


Sevatuan (p): Anima. Starts with an A.


Quaven (p): I know it starts in the A--.

 

[szalman]

from 1/18


Sévatuan  OOC:  "uuuuuug, he's got stats this week, I'm HOSED!!!!!"


Sévatuan OOC:  "yeah, in his Exalted Banana Hammock"


Balota OOC: "funny, he didn't LOOK Jewish"


Sévatuan:  "There's a nasty crack!"


Yngwie OOC: "A rib?"


Quaven OOC: "No, he needs to pull his pants up"

 

[Sevatuan]

Quotes from 04/26/07


Sevatuan: That means No Questions!


Yngwie: *looks crestfallen*


Sevatuan: Wait - only superficial, meaningless, and unimportant questions.


Yngwie: That's Worse!


Yngwie: It's like our own personal valet.


Sevatuan: Yeah, except there's five of them. And they have a sense of humor.


Yngwie: Sense of Humor? They're fucking hilarious!

 

[MikeOQuinn]

Sevatuan: Where's my Lunar?


Unknown guy: He flew off that way.


All party: WHO ARE YOU?


Sevatuan: We'll deal with this later. You're coming with us, now.


Yngwie: I'm not even there, and I'm wondering who the f*ck this guy is.


Balota: Good plan.


Quaven: (ooc) So you're going to point the laser at the deck, then step on it as you swing away on a conveniently-placed rope.


Sevatuan: (ooc) Balota picks up the sarlaac and throws that, too.


NPC: You want to blow things up? Talk with him. He's got the fun toys!


Balota: (to the guy with the fun toys) Don't make me shake you.

 

[Sevatuan]

Hey -


I had the 'Where's my Lunar' comment!

 

[szalman]

And I think I started the sarlaac comment, but it doesn't really matter . . .

 

[MikeOQuinn]

Better?

 

[MikeOQuinn]

GM: The local beverage is a wheat product, microbrewed through a process that seems to take place entirely in undead tissues.


Balota: A soulstill?


Balota: Ix-nay with the un-ead-day...


Quaven: Around Yng-vay? Right.

 

[Persell]

From last, last gaming session


Yngwie (in frustration):  Great!  We finally get one that I can understand, and he talks like a fortune cookie!"