Punish the person above you for their confession

You must now also be brutally dismembered and thrown into a pit of magma.

I confess that I've only ever seen the seventh Star Wars from beginning to end.
 
You must now watch Vader scream melodramatically for the rest of your life, but continue with your daily tasks.

I confess that I think Halo is, for the most part, better than Star Wars.
 
You must now listen to someone talking about how much they love starwars for the rest of your life. Even while you sleep. When one person gets tired of talking, another will come to replace them.

I confess that i have a bit of an incest fetish
 
You have to display your incest fetish to the world in every way possible twice a year.


I confess that I actually like kids despite also thinking they are annoying hell spawns.
 
You will have 17 kids with an awful wife.

I confess that I have a crush on a girl but I'm too shy to even be her friend.
 
You will announce to her your love on live national television.
Without a shirt on.

I confess I have a crush on a girl and am friends with her, but she doesn't know I love her because I haven't said anything yet.
 
Your punishment is that you will now never confess and you'll live your life forever regretting it, never moving on.


I confess that I once stole candy from a shop.
 
You will turn into a crazy person, killing both your parents, but end up dying on Purge night.

I confess that I was stole several toys from preschool.
 
You are now a background character in a Bl who is without a partner or really any personality because the artist was too lazy to expand on you.


I confess that I like to eat my bologna with ketchup.
 
You must never clean your phone again. EMBRACE THE FINGERPRINTS.

I confess I love my dog more than pretty much any human.
 
You must never clean your phone again. EMBRACE THE FINGERPRINTS.

I confess I love my dog more than pretty much any human.
Your dog gets Cancer and you can either shoot it in the head and end its misery or watch as the life slowly withers away from its body as it whimpers in pain .

I confess that i like midget porn , whats not to like ? you can throw them around mid intercourse.
 
You're going to become a midget pornstar and be thrown around by men the size of orcs from WoW for the rest of your life, mid intercourse.


I confess to hating being the older one in a relationship. I just don't like younger girls, no matter their physical looks.
 
Your punishment is the moment you get married you become a baby

I confess to being a Rabid Bendy fangirl. I just can't resist his cute wittle fwace! So hot. :o)
 
Your punishment is having no friends to reply to you because we don't know what Rabid Bendy is.

I confess that I should be doing homework right now.
 
You will have to do homework every day of your entire life.

I confess that I don't like storms.
 
You don't like storms? Well, guess what? You get to live in the one country that has the most storms all the time!

I confess that I have never fallen in love.
 
You will now be forced to punish those people for being intrusive.

I confess I sometimes judge people based on their avatar, but usually it's well.
 
You will be confined to the machine of unspeakable doom, which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds; which makes all your fantasies pointless, whilst everything you knew becomes impossible to grasp! Also, every 10 seconds it stabs you in the genitals.

I confess to being the most hardcore JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fan that ever JoJo'ed.

So far so that I will post this here.
 
You will never be able to post JoJo memes forever even in death...

I confess that I'm too dirty...
 
Your punishment is to stand in a dust storm with no goggles and you can't cover your eyes.

I confess that I have a crush on a guy at my school...
 

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