DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
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TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
Newmex smirked, such a simple weapon. He told Lambda a command that he invented. Immediately after that, a holographic version of him appeared, with Lambda controlling it. It had a pistol, but it didn't do anything because it's only a hologram. Newmex took cover and remained unseen, trying to get behind Yorky while HoloJuan (Lambda) took a more direct approach, jumping on a pillar. 'Confuse him as much as possible.' They both thought.
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
Yorky-
Yorky saw two Newmex's, and was confused. He decided it was better to go for both. He teleported to the first (the holographic one), shooting it in the right leg, head, chest, and left arm. It shimmered and faded after the first shot, and Yorky swore he could hear Lambda groaning.
He looked at Newmex, who had backed up against the wall. Smart. Yorky would need to plan carefully.
"Phi," Yorky whispered so Newmex would not hear him. "Please plan a teleportation sequence that allows me to shoot three targets, the head, chest, and shooting arm. I need myself to be unpredictable, but have enough time to shoot between each teleport. So give me a 0.001 second between each teleportation."
"Okay," Phi said in York's head. "But I will need about thirty seconds."
Yorky nodded in his head, then started teleporting from pillar to pillar to stall, while shooting off badly aimed paintshots, hoping Newmex and Lambda didn't know about his legendary pistol skill and realize he as tricking them.
Yorky saw two Newmex's, and was confused. He decided it was better to go for both. He teleported to the first (the holographic one), shooting it in the right leg, head, chest, and left arm. It shimmered and faded after the first shot, and Yorky swore he could hear Lambda groaning.
He looked at Newmex, who had backed up against the wall. Smart. Yorky would need to plan carefully.
"Phi," Yorky whispered so Newmex would not hear him. "Please plan a teleportation sequence that allows me to shoot three targets, the head, chest, and shooting arm. I need myself to be unpredictable, but have enough time to shoot between each teleport. So give me a 0.001 second between each teleportation."
"Okay," Phi said in York's head. "But I will need about thirty seconds."
Yorky nodded in his head, then started teleporting from pillar to pillar to stall, while shooting off badly aimed paintshots, hoping Newmex and Lambda didn't know about his legendary pistol skill and realize he as tricking them.
TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
Lambda projected his voice from 3 locations, one where he was shot, one where Newmex is, and one in another location. Each voice shouted. "You dick!" The 3rd location of the voice was another hologram, this time with yellow and blue armor. It looked less real. Newmex shot in the place that Lambda described.
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
Yorky-
Phi was nearly done with the calculations. Yorky discreetly teleported behind Lambda, stabbed the holo with a paint knife, then teleported to three locations in less then a second, form each of which he fired (purposely, he could have hit Newmex from the other side of the arena with a millisecond time frame if he wanted to) badly aimed shots.
A few seconds later, Phi had finished. Yorky ran the program, and teleported to five different spots hidden but near Newmex. Form each he fired a volley of shots into the sky, and then as both he and Lambda were trying to find the plce Yorky was, he teleported in back of Newmex, where he shot him in the back and head, then to the front, where he shot him in the arm.
As soon as he hauled him up, he said, "Don't feel bad. I've been here years by myself. Anyway, you should have known tuhis was a setup. Haven't you been told anything about me. We fought with pistols. Pistols. I can hit a target a mile away in a millisecond with a pistol. But anyway, great job for a first time!"
He then dragged Newmex off to go show him the showers, which they were both in sore need of.
Phi was nearly done with the calculations. Yorky discreetly teleported behind Lambda, stabbed the holo with a paint knife, then teleported to three locations in less then a second, form each of which he fired (purposely, he could have hit Newmex from the other side of the arena with a millisecond time frame if he wanted to) badly aimed shots.
A few seconds later, Phi had finished. Yorky ran the program, and teleported to five different spots hidden but near Newmex. Form each he fired a volley of shots into the sky, and then as both he and Lambda were trying to find the plce Yorky was, he teleported in back of Newmex, where he shot him in the back and head, then to the front, where he shot him in the arm.
As soon as he hauled him up, he said, "Don't feel bad. I've been here years by myself. Anyway, you should have known tuhis was a setup. Haven't you been told anything about me. We fought with pistols. Pistols. I can hit a target a mile away in a millisecond with a pistol. But anyway, great job for a first time!"
He then dragged Newmex off to go show him the showers, which they were both in sore need of.
TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
"I still bet you can't use an alien weapon 3 seconds after picking one up, and thanks for telling me. I feel sooo much better, com padre." His muffled voice said.
"You know you don't have to hit something that isn't there? Sounds like a waste of time to me. But you can teleport, so, yeah. Next time, don't be so blurry. It could help to stay in existence." He was in his Humanoid form this time.
"You know you don't have to hit something that isn't there? Sounds like a waste of time to me. But you can teleport, so, yeah. Next time, don't be so blurry. It could help to stay in existence." He was in his Humanoid form this time.
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
Yorky-
"I can if is a pistol. Pistols are quite simple, unlike most alien weapons. You point and pull the clearly marked trigger." York said. "Anyway, I'm leaving for a mission later today. An assassination, you understand. I gotta prepare. Adios, and in the words of a robot I once met, Lopez the Heavy out."
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(Who wants to write the mission scenario for me.)
Yorky strode up to his transport Pelican. The Mother Of Invention was orbiting Sanghelios itself at the moment, and Yorky was tasked with the project of killing a corrupt non-human friendly alien leader.
"Hey, little bro!" He called to the pilot, who was his brother.
"You're supposed to call me Five-Two-Eighter. Get in." The pilot, Wall Street (get it?) said.
As soon as Yorky got in, the Pelican lifted off and thrusted out from the MOI, into the atmosphere of Sangehelios.
"I can if is a pistol. Pistols are quite simple, unlike most alien weapons. You point and pull the clearly marked trigger." York said. "Anyway, I'm leaving for a mission later today. An assassination, you understand. I gotta prepare. Adios, and in the words of a robot I once met, Lopez the Heavy out."
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(Who wants to write the mission scenario for me.)
Yorky strode up to his transport Pelican. The Mother Of Invention was orbiting Sanghelios itself at the moment, and Yorky was tasked with the project of killing a corrupt non-human friendly alien leader.
"Hey, little bro!" He called to the pilot, who was his brother.
"You're supposed to call me Five-Two-Eighter. Get in." The pilot, Wall Street (get it?) said.
As soon as Yorky got in, the Pelican lifted off and thrusted out from the MOI, into the atmosphere of Sangehelios.
TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
(Eh, maybe. And I don't get it...)
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
Agent New York.
His younger rbtoher's name is Wall Street.
Get the joke?
His younger rbtoher's name is Wall Street.
Get the joke?
TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
Now I get it.
LadyRager
Freelancer, Empath, Demigod
(did anyone notice the Mother of Invention is literally a giant space pistol, I thought that was so cool)
After a few minutes of trying to understand how the training sim worked Cali got bored, took off her helmet, and decided to go for a walk. On the way she bumped into a guy in one of the hallways "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean to do that. Oh I'm sorry. I'm California, but people call me Cali. Well actually I call me Cali, but I'd prefer if everyone else did to. What's your name? Your armor looks really cool." Cali gave the stranger a huge eye sparkling smile after all her prattling.
@TheOnlyCatbug
After a few minutes of trying to understand how the training sim worked Cali got bored, took off her helmet, and decided to go for a walk. On the way she bumped into a guy in one of the hallways "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, I really didn't mean to do that. Oh I'm sorry. I'm California, but people call me Cali. Well actually I call me Cali, but I'd prefer if everyone else did to. What's your name? Your armor looks really cool." Cali gave the stranger a huge eye sparkling smile after all her prattling.
@TheOnlyCatbug
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
(Never did, but now that you think of it, I can see that… Still need a scenario writer. If you are free, any of you crazy kidders, you.)
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TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
"Oh, my armor?" He had a heavy mexican accent, more than he normally would be. "I don't really think it is cool colored but it does have it's frame." He said confidently.
@LadyRager
@LadyRager
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
(Oh, also, forgot to mention, you can send your character on missions that are not on the mission board, but these missions will not provide any advancement. Only the ones on the mission board are learboard-pertaining.
So I'm just gonna say Yorky did the mission and came back.)
Yorky-
Yorky pummeled two of the four holographic men in front of him. He then jumped back and teleported above them, flashing his pistols and reducing the other holographs to a mass of confused pixels with two bright flashes and two loud cracks.
"Excellent work, New York. Your time was 5.2 seconds, a 0.3% increase from last time." F.I.L.S.S.
"Run it again," Yorky said, rolling his shoulders. Four new glowing see-through men appeared, and Yorky leaped into battle once again.
(Yeah, forgot to say, Yorky is kind of a compulsive trainer.
Also, I am posting (it may not have come up yet at the time of reading) a theory/realization in the Ooc section and I just wanted to let you guys know, in case it comes up as a single alert. I would very much like feedback.)
So I'm just gonna say Yorky did the mission and came back.)
Yorky-
Yorky pummeled two of the four holographic men in front of him. He then jumped back and teleported above them, flashing his pistols and reducing the other holographs to a mass of confused pixels with two bright flashes and two loud cracks.
"Excellent work, New York. Your time was 5.2 seconds, a 0.3% increase from last time." F.I.L.S.S.
"Run it again," Yorky said, rolling his shoulders. Four new glowing see-through men appeared, and Yorky leaped into battle once again.
(Yeah, forgot to say, Yorky is kind of a compulsive trainer.
Also, I am posting (it may not have come up yet at the time of reading) a theory/realization in the Ooc section and I just wanted to let you guys know, in case it comes up as a single alert. I would very much like feedback.)
LadyRager
Freelancer, Empath, Demigod
"well I think it looks nice" Cali smiled then started making modeling poses, "what do you think of mine," she asked. All of a sudden Rho popped out "ok California, that's enough." she said firmly, and Cali reluctantly obliged, sighed, and whispered "killjoy" under her breath.
TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
"You're armor is amazing, mostly the color scheme." He told her.
Lambda's logo form appeared in front of Newmex's helmet. "Hey, who dat?" He disappeared then a hologram of Newmex showed right next to his, it looked completely real and identical to Newmex. It was pointing where the other AI is.
@LadyRager
Lambda's logo form appeared in front of Newmex's helmet. "Hey, who dat?" He disappeared then a hologram of Newmex showed right next to his, it looked completely real and identical to Newmex. It was pointing where the other AI is.
@LadyRager
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
Yorky-
Yorky slipped in through a side hall next to Cali and Newmex and shouted "Yo my name is Joe what's up little…hoes? Yeah I relay got lost on that last part."
He then whispered loudly, as though it were a secret that he woanted everyone to hear but still wanted to be dramatic about, "My name isnt actually Joe, guys! Don't tell anyone."
Yorky slipped in through a side hall next to Cali and Newmex and shouted "Yo my name is Joe what's up little…hoes? Yeah I relay got lost on that last part."
He then whispered loudly, as though it were a secret that he woanted everyone to hear but still wanted to be dramatic about, "My name isnt actually Joe, guys! Don't tell anyone."
TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
HoloJuan turned around and tried to punch Yorky in the face, his hand only went through him as he was still only a hologram. His voice turned into that of a black man, the stereotypical kind. "Hey, you too much of a pussy to get hit, huh?"
LadyRager
Freelancer, Empath, Demigod
As Yorky rounded the corner and yelled she just face palmed, sure it was endearing, but it was also utterly ridiculous. Rho hid after the other hologram came into view "not allowed to interact with other AI" she whispered in Cali's head "yeah, yeah I understand."
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
Yorky-
"Hey, not my fault you can't hit me. Or maybe it is my fault? Conspiracy theories, hahahaha, I am an evil burrito destined to tame the wild Pillowfighter and rule the world." Yorky said mysteriously, and the doged a holographic punch from Lambda just out of instinct.
"Hey, not my fault you can't hit me. Or maybe it is my fault? Conspiracy theories, hahahaha, I am an evil burrito destined to tame the wild Pillowfighter and rule the world." Yorky said mysteriously, and the doged a holographic punch from Lambda just out of instinct.
TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
Lambda's voice returned to normal"What are you doing, using randomness to you're advantage? Eh, whatever."
"Alright guys, chill. We don't need that here. Yeah, Lambda uses accents and things like that. Lambda show em what you got mu..." His voice was cut off by Lambda's.
"Para entender esto, usted ruido de fondo ha mirado la manivela de traducir." He spoke rapidly, but he made sure his voice was slow enough to understand that it was spanish.
"Alright guys, chill. We don't need that here. Yeah, Lambda uses accents and things like that. Lambda show em what you got mu..." His voice was cut off by Lambda's.
"Para entender esto, usted ruido de fondo ha mirado la manivela de traducir." He spoke rapidly, but he made sure his voice was slow enough to understand that it was spanish.
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
Yorky-
"No, I'm not using randomness this is my natural personality." Yorky reached into a pack, took out a tie dye t-shirt that said HIPPIES FOR THE WIN and put it on over his armor. "I was once a hippie. I went and tried to save the fingernails, you know, it was like groovy. Rainbows. Peace and love. Kill things with fire. When I went to the rain forest,mi brought my robot slave, Lopez Dos.0. It was dreamy."
Yorky dodged a flurry of holo-kicks and went and got unsuited. He came back in a t-shirt that said SMOKEY BEAR IS SMOKED BEAR RIBS and sweats, and was wearing socks. "You don't have to wear your armor all the time, you know."
"No, I'm not using randomness this is my natural personality." Yorky reached into a pack, took out a tie dye t-shirt that said HIPPIES FOR THE WIN and put it on over his armor. "I was once a hippie. I went and tried to save the fingernails, you know, it was like groovy. Rainbows. Peace and love. Kill things with fire. When I went to the rain forest,mi brought my robot slave, Lopez Dos.0. It was dreamy."
Yorky dodged a flurry of holo-kicks and went and got unsuited. He came back in a t-shirt that said SMOKEY BEAR IS SMOKED BEAR RIBS and sweats, and was wearing socks. "You don't have to wear your armor all the time, you know."
TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
"Well you're outgoing, and yes... we know." They both chuckled, loudly. After they were finally done, HoloJuan disappeared. "Hey, when are we going to do something. 1 on 1 on 1?" "On Juan" Lambda said followed by a loud "Ha" by Newmex.
DarthCaesar
NEEEEW YOAAAARK!
Yorky-
"The King told the boogeyman… you've got to let that raga drooooop." Uorky hummed. "Oh what? Sometime. I just did a 1v1 and an assassination in the same day. I'm pooped. Sadly my mother hasn't burped me yet." Yorky said with a Hinton humor.
(I'm gonna sleep now, y'all! May the Thuum be with you and your respective AIs.)
"The King told the boogeyman… you've got to let that raga drooooop." Uorky hummed. "Oh what? Sometime. I just did a 1v1 and an assassination in the same day. I'm pooped. Sadly my mother hasn't burped me yet." Yorky said with a Hinton humor.
(I'm gonna sleep now, y'all! May the Thuum be with you and your respective AIs.)
TheOnlyCatbug
A Happy Catbug
(Rest well Dovakiin)
