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The Pun Tyrant
(Lod's POV)
(Lod Kanta)
It hadn't been all that long since it all started... The wasps were never messing around. But who would expect a super advanced broken AI to mess around? Strong as the sense of irony was that the human civilization had fallen so low, reduced to mindless slaves, numbed out factory workers who could do little more than eat canned food and assemble a part from a machine, usually a new wasp. Who knew if they had managed to figure out how to make more of that substance or not. It was dangerous, and knew by experience that even our strongest antidote couldn't repair what was already gone. Only protect us slightly, if we were fast enough to respond. And even then... with our low resources, production of the antidote was very slow. People needed a different kind of protection.
(Wasps- but they have long tendrils)
Maybe they found it in the walls that surrounded us completely. We never left, except in automated vehicles used to salavage resources from the outside and to attempt to fight the wasps whose flight patterns and programming prevented from flying very high up, off now. In any case, we were prepared with anti-areal artillary, but judging by the fact America had also gone to waste... maybe guns and bullets wouldn't be enough to save our colony. Hopefully , at least even if one colony fell, the others we heard about would be able to find a counter-measure and continue the cleansing and survival work.
For now, though, we were all alive inside. And so another day of scouting and salvaging would continue.
"Morning Kanata! Going for work I see? Don't forget to go to the bathroom before getting in the cockpit." A tall glasses lady, a redhead in a lab coat waved at me. I waved back with a half-smile.
"It's a little mean to joke like that, miss Delaware." She giggled in response to my words, once again waved and walked away. I sighed with a slight bent forward , until I felt a hand hitting my back.
(Miss Delaware - no lab coat unfortunately)
"Oi there buddy!" a VERY energetic voice resonated behind me.
"Kathrn, can't you at least pick an accent?" I requested slowly turning and almost getting slap by the second hand jokingly hitting my back as well.
(Kathryn- but needs more muscle. Much more)
"I like trying out new stuff. Like I tried you out last time." She winked and I facepalmed.
"Did you HAVE to phrase it like that? It's really misleading and we both know you don't want that kind of relationship with me, given how the last one turned out."
"Oh come on don't be like that, honey. Besides, you know there are many people in the colony who say we should just quit relationships altogether and just "do it" with everyone, so we can repopulate again faster."
"The NTP don't understand why we're walled in in the first place. We're not flies that can just die and birth many more in a matter of days and without even needing to be there to look after the larva. We..."
"Sis! Sis, are you here? Oh, mr. Kanada! I didn't see you there!" The young soft voice spoke. I would recognize it anywhere, that was Kathryn's sister, Kyoko. She made a deep bow to me, and I almost did one back, but Kathryn gestured me not to. The two girls used to live in Japan in spite of being German, so they picked up some habits from there. Habits I didn't really understand all that well. "Thank you for helping me with my studies the other day!"
(Kyoko)
"Yeah, on my behalf too, Kanada. Completely forgot that was why I came to talk to you in the first place."
"And I who thought you were gonna talk about what a lovely morning this was, Kathryna."
Kyoko looked away and Kathryna laughed and smacked my back again. I almost got thrown to the ground by the force of this one.
"Hah! Good one. But when we do have a "lovely morning" again, I will talk about it. To you in the morning and to the boys at the pub in the night. Gonna be rarity from all that smoke coming from the west. Gotta get to work now, though. You need my help setting up again, don't you Kyoko? You should really just get a director already. Jeez..." Kyoko nodded and blushed, looking down. Kathryna chuckled and sighed, the gave me a thumbs up. "Well, i guess we're going then. Maybe I'll you babysit Kyoko again sometime, you don't charge after all."
"It was just tutoring sis!" The younger girl complained , but Kathryna rubbed her hair and placed an arm around her shoulder as they went inside Kyoko's cockpit room. So young a girl, barely 14 and already working to help the colony. Kathryna had a wonderful sister, even if they could hardly be more of a contrast. Karthryna , the big and really muscular one with long brown hair and a chill atitude, always laughing, rude as a sailor, never quite settling on what kind of joke she wanted to pretend to be today despite her skill in riding the automated vehicles. Kyoko, as short in height as in hair, having it painted pink (so i couldn't really quite tell what color it was originally), always shying away and blushing but studying hard and becoming a better pilot over time, even if at the moment she was a bit of a clutz.
(Connection Suits)
Not that it was too worrying, automated vehicles were called that for a reason. While "offline" and in cases of unforeseen emergencies , they were heavily and carefully programmed to be able to act on their own. Of course, this greatly limited their maneuvers and if it didn't they were set to self-destruct. No the only way to bring out the full potential of an automated vehicle was to have a human "riding it" , controlling it at a distance from inside a cockpit. More control would be transferred to the rider as their skills improved until they could pull stunts like Kathryna's destruction of a factory.
The big greenish black metal door opened with a rusting sound, we barely had enough oil for the vehicles. Security reasons aside, there was no reason these doors had to be locked so I proposed we just started leaving them open since we couldn't oil them. It was still going over the bureocracies.
Holding a sandwhich as he checked the cockpit was my director , Calson Forbe. It was quite amazing how even in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, some people still managed to look like they just swallowed a McDonald's store whole. Still, he was worth the trouble.
(Calson Forbe)
"Morning." I greeted him.
"Shhh! I'm working!" He responded, holding out to a finger to me. Still, he was worth the trouble... I left him to check up the cockpit, never ceasing to worry that crumbles of cookies might get into the mechanisms no matter how many times he assured me they wouldn't. In the meantime I took my time equipping the connection suit.
Finally it was time to ride. I sat on the cockpit, letting each of my feet sink into one of it's techno tubes, while my hands were shoved into the other two. My director then placed the eletrods on my head and chest, and the monitors turned on. Suddenly one could hear turbines as the engines of everything turned up.
"Alright , let's get the morning started!" Kathryna's voice was heard from the speakers. I have my director a nod, and he pressed the code to initiate my connection with the automated vehicles. It immediately disabled it's shield and took vision, with Kathryna leading up on her red model and Kyoko closely behind on her standard white model.
(Standard Automated Vehicle Model)
"Kanata! I think you have to look at this! It's a whole bunch of food!" Kyoko reported. "I'll go fetch it."
"Kyoko that's an obvious trap..."
"Oh, but we can't just leave that much laying around like that!"
"Which means I'm going in." I smirked albeit, being in another room, she couldn't see it. But the thing about automated vehicles was that, while there were standard minimum quality regulations, and simple models provided for any new riders, the reality of it was anyone with enough mechanical expertize could freely modify one. And with a coding expert like Forbe on my side too....
(Kanata's Modified Model)
I approached the obvious trap that we had no voice but to attempt to catch. One system that most vehicles has permanently automated was the grabbing vehicles. Normally, they would automatically proceed to heavily scan the contents of whatever they picked up to determine whether it was safe to, and only the would they bring those into cargo where the contents would shipped down to the colony through the conduits, which were normally sealed off and were opened only periodically to collect anything that was sent down them. But my model had a manual cargo and two arms. Not only was it built for more complex dynamic movements, it could hold something without needing to scan it first. This, of course, made it harder to maneuver and could present a security risk should I not be careful about what I grabbed. But with that tempting of a bait, the trap was set away from it for sure. That way they could keep the resources and still get our vehicles out of commission.
I jumped into the ruins of the supermarket, admiring the sheer of it. Even in ruins one could tell the night and extension it once had, the way it spanned for so long... The heat sensors picked up something from the walls, and I took a quick leap,using the booster turbines to propell the vehicle. Walls of the supermarket exploded left and right and some ground traps triggered as well. I landed near the food pile, but something felt off. I snake just a little before two large bear trap like things pushed into a close. Their metal was rusty, poorly used, clearly made by one of those nearly automated human slaves from the wasps. It wasn't enough to cause serious damage to my model, although it could potentially have trapped a whole standard model. Before I could push my vehicle away, a swarm of wasps began making their way up, some smashed by their own explosion even, and ambushed it. Did they think there was a pilot INSIDE the machine? Or maybe they were just following programming. Maybe both. But why there was a trap this close and at a time like this was a mystery yet. If only I had been allowed to equipp proper simple weaponry... This would be much easier.
"Do I have enough energy?" I inquired my director.
"Yep. It is advisable you recharge as soon as you can bring back that salavage though."
I nodded and made the machine pull it's arms down and open up the traps. The wasps weren't going to wait around either and simply charged ahead, their machinery insectoid noises and clicking sounds deafening my ears. I turned around quickly, punching the air, and of course every wasps that wasn't already damaged managed to avoid the blow. But scattering them was my goal. I could still see Kyoko's model in the distance, but there was no time to play around. I turned and picked up the food , jumping again to escape. But as I leaped away from the ruins of the supermarket, I stopped at the notice of a figure...
"There's a girl in there! She looks...she looks like she's breathing!" I made the machine punch the air again, there was no time to assess the situation.
"You know there is no allowing strangers into the colony like HEY!" Forbe was saying when I suddenly grabbed the girl trying to balance the food with my other hand and arm (dropping some) and spurned towards the colony away from the flies "You know, she won't get in, and now we may have lost our chances to completely outrun the wasps too... we tend to choose cities far way on purpose you know? For a reason!"
My model kept sprinting away with the wasps tailing it. My grin was turned into a clench of teeth as I frantically tried to escape. To add to the pressure, though, it seemed the conversation was overheard, as madam president opened a channel to speak.
"Rider Lod Kanata, are you trying to violate colony law?"
I didn't respond.
"Rider! Answer!"
I gulped. Looked at my director.
"Forbe, bring me some adoption papers."
The president looked confused, unsure now of what I was gonna do, why or how I got access to those papers. Forbe was in fact a hacker, which was the source of his skill with coding. I removed one of my hands, setting it for an automatic holding of the food, while I took a pen and signed some names. Yes, I thought I heard her whisper it...her name...Eve...
"Now she's Eve Kanata, my daughter. Colony law says anyone who is related by family ties has a right to enter the colony if the family so wishes. Open the conduits when my model arrives."
The wasps were closing in. This time my air fist hit a few more, they realized they could outrun me if the kept a consistent pace instead of backing away. This was not good, not at all...
"Do you realize..." the president started
"I do. Now please order their opening, madam president. "
She hesitated, and maybe I even saw a growl as she turned off the channel and I placed my hand back on the tube. The other two riders were silent, trying to head back through safer venues.
I reached the wall with my robot, used the food as an "air bag" for the girl and shoved it all through the conduits. Then turned around.
"Weaponize energy." I said, pressing the buttons for it. The propolers used for speed were not charging energy from inside the model. Gathering it... and blasting it away, creating and R.E.M. Energy field in a conic form. The wasps that were not fried or disabled ended up crashing against the wall or retreating as they saw their "comrades" fall... I held out the most I could economizing energy, until my model couldn't hold out anymore and went offline...
"Girls...I think I will need one of yours to bring mine a recharge." I joked nervously, but also with a hint of joy at what i succeeded in doing.
(Lod Kanta)
It hadn't been all that long since it all started... The wasps were never messing around. But who would expect a super advanced broken AI to mess around? Strong as the sense of irony was that the human civilization had fallen so low, reduced to mindless slaves, numbed out factory workers who could do little more than eat canned food and assemble a part from a machine, usually a new wasp. Who knew if they had managed to figure out how to make more of that substance or not. It was dangerous, and knew by experience that even our strongest antidote couldn't repair what was already gone. Only protect us slightly, if we were fast enough to respond. And even then... with our low resources, production of the antidote was very slow. People needed a different kind of protection.
(Wasps- but they have long tendrils)
Maybe they found it in the walls that surrounded us completely. We never left, except in automated vehicles used to salavage resources from the outside and to attempt to fight the wasps whose flight patterns and programming prevented from flying very high up, off now. In any case, we were prepared with anti-areal artillary, but judging by the fact America had also gone to waste... maybe guns and bullets wouldn't be enough to save our colony. Hopefully , at least even if one colony fell, the others we heard about would be able to find a counter-measure and continue the cleansing and survival work.
For now, though, we were all alive inside. And so another day of scouting and salvaging would continue.
"Morning Kanata! Going for work I see? Don't forget to go to the bathroom before getting in the cockpit." A tall glasses lady, a redhead in a lab coat waved at me. I waved back with a half-smile.
"It's a little mean to joke like that, miss Delaware." She giggled in response to my words, once again waved and walked away. I sighed with a slight bent forward , until I felt a hand hitting my back.
(Miss Delaware - no lab coat unfortunately)
"Oi there buddy!" a VERY energetic voice resonated behind me.
"Kathrn, can't you at least pick an accent?" I requested slowly turning and almost getting slap by the second hand jokingly hitting my back as well.
(Kathryn- but needs more muscle. Much more)
"I like trying out new stuff. Like I tried you out last time." She winked and I facepalmed.
"Did you HAVE to phrase it like that? It's really misleading and we both know you don't want that kind of relationship with me, given how the last one turned out."
"Oh come on don't be like that, honey. Besides, you know there are many people in the colony who say we should just quit relationships altogether and just "do it" with everyone, so we can repopulate again faster."
"The NTP don't understand why we're walled in in the first place. We're not flies that can just die and birth many more in a matter of days and without even needing to be there to look after the larva. We..."
"Sis! Sis, are you here? Oh, mr. Kanada! I didn't see you there!" The young soft voice spoke. I would recognize it anywhere, that was Kathryn's sister, Kyoko. She made a deep bow to me, and I almost did one back, but Kathryn gestured me not to. The two girls used to live in Japan in spite of being German, so they picked up some habits from there. Habits I didn't really understand all that well. "Thank you for helping me with my studies the other day!"
(Kyoko)
"Yeah, on my behalf too, Kanada. Completely forgot that was why I came to talk to you in the first place."
"And I who thought you were gonna talk about what a lovely morning this was, Kathryna."
Kyoko looked away and Kathryna laughed and smacked my back again. I almost got thrown to the ground by the force of this one.
"Hah! Good one. But when we do have a "lovely morning" again, I will talk about it. To you in the morning and to the boys at the pub in the night. Gonna be rarity from all that smoke coming from the west. Gotta get to work now, though. You need my help setting up again, don't you Kyoko? You should really just get a director already. Jeez..." Kyoko nodded and blushed, looking down. Kathryna chuckled and sighed, the gave me a thumbs up. "Well, i guess we're going then. Maybe I'll you babysit Kyoko again sometime, you don't charge after all."
"It was just tutoring sis!" The younger girl complained , but Kathryna rubbed her hair and placed an arm around her shoulder as they went inside Kyoko's cockpit room. So young a girl, barely 14 and already working to help the colony. Kathryna had a wonderful sister, even if they could hardly be more of a contrast. Karthryna , the big and really muscular one with long brown hair and a chill atitude, always laughing, rude as a sailor, never quite settling on what kind of joke she wanted to pretend to be today despite her skill in riding the automated vehicles. Kyoko, as short in height as in hair, having it painted pink (so i couldn't really quite tell what color it was originally), always shying away and blushing but studying hard and becoming a better pilot over time, even if at the moment she was a bit of a clutz.
(Connection Suits)
Not that it was too worrying, automated vehicles were called that for a reason. While "offline" and in cases of unforeseen emergencies , they were heavily and carefully programmed to be able to act on their own. Of course, this greatly limited their maneuvers and if it didn't they were set to self-destruct. No the only way to bring out the full potential of an automated vehicle was to have a human "riding it" , controlling it at a distance from inside a cockpit. More control would be transferred to the rider as their skills improved until they could pull stunts like Kathryna's destruction of a factory.
The big greenish black metal door opened with a rusting sound, we barely had enough oil for the vehicles. Security reasons aside, there was no reason these doors had to be locked so I proposed we just started leaving them open since we couldn't oil them. It was still going over the bureocracies.
Holding a sandwhich as he checked the cockpit was my director , Calson Forbe. It was quite amazing how even in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, some people still managed to look like they just swallowed a McDonald's store whole. Still, he was worth the trouble.
(Calson Forbe)
"Morning." I greeted him.
"Shhh! I'm working!" He responded, holding out to a finger to me. Still, he was worth the trouble... I left him to check up the cockpit, never ceasing to worry that crumbles of cookies might get into the mechanisms no matter how many times he assured me they wouldn't. In the meantime I took my time equipping the connection suit.
Finally it was time to ride. I sat on the cockpit, letting each of my feet sink into one of it's techno tubes, while my hands were shoved into the other two. My director then placed the eletrods on my head and chest, and the monitors turned on. Suddenly one could hear turbines as the engines of everything turned up.
"Alright , let's get the morning started!" Kathryna's voice was heard from the speakers. I have my director a nod, and he pressed the code to initiate my connection with the automated vehicles. It immediately disabled it's shield and took vision, with Kathryna leading up on her red model and Kyoko closely behind on her standard white model.
(Standard Automated Vehicle Model)
"Kanata! I think you have to look at this! It's a whole bunch of food!" Kyoko reported. "I'll go fetch it."
"Kyoko that's an obvious trap..."
"Oh, but we can't just leave that much laying around like that!"
"Which means I'm going in." I smirked albeit, being in another room, she couldn't see it. But the thing about automated vehicles was that, while there were standard minimum quality regulations, and simple models provided for any new riders, the reality of it was anyone with enough mechanical expertize could freely modify one. And with a coding expert like Forbe on my side too....
(Kanata's Modified Model)
I approached the obvious trap that we had no voice but to attempt to catch. One system that most vehicles has permanently automated was the grabbing vehicles. Normally, they would automatically proceed to heavily scan the contents of whatever they picked up to determine whether it was safe to, and only the would they bring those into cargo where the contents would shipped down to the colony through the conduits, which were normally sealed off and were opened only periodically to collect anything that was sent down them. But my model had a manual cargo and two arms. Not only was it built for more complex dynamic movements, it could hold something without needing to scan it first. This, of course, made it harder to maneuver and could present a security risk should I not be careful about what I grabbed. But with that tempting of a bait, the trap was set away from it for sure. That way they could keep the resources and still get our vehicles out of commission.
I jumped into the ruins of the supermarket, admiring the sheer of it. Even in ruins one could tell the night and extension it once had, the way it spanned for so long... The heat sensors picked up something from the walls, and I took a quick leap,using the booster turbines to propell the vehicle. Walls of the supermarket exploded left and right and some ground traps triggered as well. I landed near the food pile, but something felt off. I snake just a little before two large bear trap like things pushed into a close. Their metal was rusty, poorly used, clearly made by one of those nearly automated human slaves from the wasps. It wasn't enough to cause serious damage to my model, although it could potentially have trapped a whole standard model. Before I could push my vehicle away, a swarm of wasps began making their way up, some smashed by their own explosion even, and ambushed it. Did they think there was a pilot INSIDE the machine? Or maybe they were just following programming. Maybe both. But why there was a trap this close and at a time like this was a mystery yet. If only I had been allowed to equipp proper simple weaponry... This would be much easier.
"Do I have enough energy?" I inquired my director.
"Yep. It is advisable you recharge as soon as you can bring back that salavage though."
I nodded and made the machine pull it's arms down and open up the traps. The wasps weren't going to wait around either and simply charged ahead, their machinery insectoid noises and clicking sounds deafening my ears. I turned around quickly, punching the air, and of course every wasps that wasn't already damaged managed to avoid the blow. But scattering them was my goal. I could still see Kyoko's model in the distance, but there was no time to play around. I turned and picked up the food , jumping again to escape. But as I leaped away from the ruins of the supermarket, I stopped at the notice of a figure...
"There's a girl in there! She looks...she looks like she's breathing!" I made the machine punch the air again, there was no time to assess the situation.
"You know there is no allowing strangers into the colony like HEY!" Forbe was saying when I suddenly grabbed the girl trying to balance the food with my other hand and arm (dropping some) and spurned towards the colony away from the flies "You know, she won't get in, and now we may have lost our chances to completely outrun the wasps too... we tend to choose cities far way on purpose you know? For a reason!"
My model kept sprinting away with the wasps tailing it. My grin was turned into a clench of teeth as I frantically tried to escape. To add to the pressure, though, it seemed the conversation was overheard, as madam president opened a channel to speak.
"Rider Lod Kanata, are you trying to violate colony law?"
I didn't respond.
"Rider! Answer!"
I gulped. Looked at my director.
"Forbe, bring me some adoption papers."
The president looked confused, unsure now of what I was gonna do, why or how I got access to those papers. Forbe was in fact a hacker, which was the source of his skill with coding. I removed one of my hands, setting it for an automatic holding of the food, while I took a pen and signed some names. Yes, I thought I heard her whisper it...her name...Eve...
"Now she's Eve Kanata, my daughter. Colony law says anyone who is related by family ties has a right to enter the colony if the family so wishes. Open the conduits when my model arrives."
The wasps were closing in. This time my air fist hit a few more, they realized they could outrun me if the kept a consistent pace instead of backing away. This was not good, not at all...
"Do you realize..." the president started
"I do. Now please order their opening, madam president. "
She hesitated, and maybe I even saw a growl as she turned off the channel and I placed my hand back on the tube. The other two riders were silent, trying to head back through safer venues.
I reached the wall with my robot, used the food as an "air bag" for the girl and shoved it all through the conduits. Then turned around.
"Weaponize energy." I said, pressing the buttons for it. The propolers used for speed were not charging energy from inside the model. Gathering it... and blasting it away, creating and R.E.M. Energy field in a conic form. The wasps that were not fried or disabled ended up crashing against the wall or retreating as they saw their "comrades" fall... I held out the most I could economizing energy, until my model couldn't hold out anymore and went offline...
"Girls...I think I will need one of yours to bring mine a recharge." I joked nervously, but also with a hint of joy at what i succeeded in doing.
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