Fandom Persona - Black Garden

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Being kicked from the RP is preferable to losing best girl character Hajime

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

Fine then, how about I kick your ass? I need Hajime to teach me how to do fun arts and crafts shtuffs but you and your thick head don't realize that you're basically kidnapping Hajime by not letting anybody else around her, thus making you a criminal >~>


*cop comes, flips out the handcuffs and badge* You're under arrest *cop cuffs you before you can react, ankles included to prevent running and violence via the feet*

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Hey, hey! Don't play me off as some villain! You guys can still hang out and stuff!


I'm not like those CROWD hating losers! I can compromise!


but if you try to steal her i'll do somethin' real nasty


i don't know what that is yet, but whatever details are for losers.

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

Take 'em to central, Phil. *Phil takes Bandit to central booking while Kiyo goes and spends time with her friend Hajime*

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

DEATH IS PREFERABLE TO THIS FATE


*bites off his own tongue and dies*

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

*Phil gags you before you can, via a dirty sock*

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

...


*involkes box-power and outies to R'lyeh*

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

*anti box-power field around the police car and central booking*

 

[Mushroom Wars]

~watching via scope I take aim down the sights and fire at the back left wheel of the police car~


It's time to save the day

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

*calls hax*


 
MUSHROOM, MY SWEET PRINCE! I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU!

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

*car swerves to the right, dodging bullet while Phil laughs, capable of dodging any sniper shot that may come for him*

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

*gives up and goes to sleep in his seat*

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

*car magically starts flying and teleports while leaving a trail of rainbows and feathers and what looks to be cake frosting*

 

[Mushroom Wars]

~smirks and pulls out a detonator~ Wherever he is I'm sure he'll be fine. . . ~presses button~

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

*anti explosion field around car and central booking*

 

[Mushroom Wars]

That sucks considering the bomb was in the car. . .

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

[QUOTE="Mushroom Wars]That sucks considering the bomb was in the car. . .

[/QUOTE]
Anything in the field is safe from explosions... It's like an electromagnetic field by the fact it affects shit inside of the field >~>

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

*dreams of electric sheep*

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

*car vanishes and Phil and Bandit fall from the sky somehow phasing through the roof of central booking with Bandit landing in the public cell gently on the bench while Phil lands over where he has to do paperwork n' shit*


*also, there was no room for stealing Bandit from the sky as the car disappeared while inches above central booking*

 

[Mushroom Wars]

~Pulls bandit through an antimatter space distorter, which is used only by the inter-dimensional space yakuza, into safety. The portal works instantaneously and cannot be detected or negated under any circumstances, and it leaves a black hole in its wake, destroying wherever it was used to go to when closed~


There goes one favor I'll have to payback to the space yakuza

 

[Kiyoko Tomoe]

*inter-dimensional space mafia just plain warp Bandit back with their instantaneous and undetectable and impossible-to-negate "god-picker," a device that can move anything from anywhere in existence wherever they want*


*pizza and donut party out of nowhere in the central booking, Bandit's name on one of the larger boxes of pizza with the cell open and everything as it was all just a ploy to get Bandit to the pizza/donut party, Kiyo and Hajime there too with Kiyo inhaling a ton of donuts*

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

bl-


BLACK HOLE!?


ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY THE EARTH!?


HAJIME IS ON THERE, MAN!


AND VOLUME SEVEN OF HAKOMARI!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ohandtyfortherescuebbycakes

 

[Mushroom Wars]

~you forgot the part where the black hole destroys everything, but. . . I like pizza and doughnuts so I'm gonna let it slide and join~

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

And I like boxes.


sothisisk

 

[Mushroom Wars]

I've been thinking about it and it's usually around the time that tate no yusha would come out. . . I'm so low key excited