Hyped_Taco
Pierce the heavens
“Okay so maybe we could…” Any hope for formulating the rest of his plan stopped dead when his eyes fell on Nile in the corner.
“My man,” the twin began, trying desperately to keep all frustration and bewilderment out of his tone. “Did you build a throne out of rotting meat and boxes?” He knew Nile to be an expert at building impressive feats out of less than impressive materials but the disgusting and ridiculous conglomeration in front of him was enough to send the most patient men over the deep end.
“This is our life now. We live by the happy meals, and we die by the happy meals” Nile rattled on blankly, leaning against the pile none-too-affectionately called a ‘throne’. “All because of fucking hentai”.
“How the fuck did you even manage to build that so quickly?” Owen asked, clearly questioning the priorities of all involved in this clusterfuck they were calling a supply run.
Squinting suspiciously at the redhead, Nile slowly said “It’s been like two hours, man. Or something like that. I dunno, I don’t have a watch.”
“Oh my god.” Owen slumped against a nearby wall, and threw his head in his hands. “I’m going insane.”
“Mhhh… Impressive, most impressive.” The neckbeard said while examining the crudely made throne of Nile.
“But it matters not. For your throne does not manage to compare to the engineering might of- of...” He had not yet thought of a name, so Michael ended up using whatever came up in his head first.
“Of Michaeltopolis!” the man said while standing over the so called ‘structures’ he had started creating a while ago once he had noticed Nile building up his throne. He hadn't had the time to build anything as big, so the most impressive building in Michaeltopolis thus far was it’s few roads. They were made out of patty boxes and some paper in it’s less developed areas, but they did their job; they connected the fridge to the door of the freezer, and both of them connected into a slightly bigger ‘road’ that led to the pile of boxes where Michael had laid down earlier.
Truly, all roads lead to McRome.
“Told you” Nile said, eyes lifeless as he slumped against his throne, “Three hours. Or four.”
“So instead of trying to come up with anything helpful, you guys have been playing minecraft with rotting mcdoubles?” Owen was beyond frustration now. The absolute ridiculousness of the situation had taken the redhead from irritation to manic laughter.
“Well, actually we’re mostly playing minecraft with rotting Big macs” Michael said, having decided to correct Owen.
“That’s it, open the fucking door. I’m fighting my way through. I am not going to rot in the freezer along with your damn playdough.” Owen tossed his hands up and came to his feet, a man ready to face his fate. “I’d rather become zombie food than stay here a second fucking longer.”
“I second that” Nile said blankly.
“I third that” Michael got up from where he was and quickly prepared himself to face whatever was outside the safety of the freezer. He would not be missing the smell of this place.
Owen readied his bat, pulling it tight over his shoulder. He was ready to do whatever it took to get out of this idiocy infected hellhole. The redhead nodded to Michael to open the freezer door.
Michael nodded back to Owen and began walking towards the metal door of the room. His hand reached forwards to the handle of the door and he began pull it.
“Open it Mikey. Let’s get this over with.”
The neckbeard began to pull harder and harder until he realized that for now, the door would not buckle.
“uhhhh… guys.” Michael slowly began turning around to face the pair of men in the room. “I think it’s locked.”
“Locked?” Horror consumed Owen’s freckled features. That would be about the most tragic thing that could have happened to them. Who would even find them? They were in a McDonald’s walk-in freezer of all places and a ways off track from the plan he had told Andy before they left. The radio didn’t get a signal within the metal walls of their new prison. Owen was sure, he had tried several times.
“No, no, no,” Owen’s hands went up to his hairline, grabbing a fistful of it in a fit of frustration. “Try it again. Nile, don’t you have anything you can use to take the door apart maybe? We can’t get fucking stuck in here.”
Nile laughed, bordering hysterical, as he stared distantly into space with a manic look of masochistic amusement. “With what? Wet cardboard, big macs, some PVC piping and a couple shelving units more plastic than metal? My middle name might be Macgyver, bu-hang on…” Nile trailed off, muttering incoherently to himself as he jumped to his feet and started frantically taking inventory of the resources at hand, shutting off any outside interruptions.
“Welp, we’re fucked aren’t we” said Michael in an unusual nonchalant way while raising his hands in surrender.
Turning on his flashlight, the man walked towards where he had left his backpack and just like Nile, began to take inventory of whatever resources he had brought from the lodge.
“Alright I have uhhh...” the man reached into his backpack “oh- half a bottle of water, an unopened old can of ravioli Chef Boyardee I found on the RV, and an open bag of Doritos. I say that if we ration this correctly we could like, probably survive for like a week more in here guys.”
While it may have looked like he was indifferent right now, Michael was freaking the fuck out as much as the two other men in the room.
Owen did his best to keep his breathing under control. He felt the panic swell in his chest, hot air trapped in his throat. His mind raced, trying to think of literally any solution out of the smelly, revolting prison that the three of them had managed to trap themselves in. Nothing came. Owen had fought special zombies that could climb walls, he had fought hoards and soldiers, been shot through the lung and somehow a locked freezer door was the way he was going out. He shook his head and laughed.
Collab: Maj Togy