Togy
The Fashionable Crab
“Crayman, Nile Crayman” Nile said without even looking over to Colt as he carried out marking down measurements on the window he was hunched over. He’s gotta be honest, when he stole that line from Bond he could inwardly here James Bond’s music playing.
Colt blinked as he continued marking measurements as if he had been hired or lived here. And him not turning around only frustrated her more. What was running through this man’s head? Where did he even come from?
“Could ya at least turn round or somethin’? Talkin’ to a rat’s nest ain't ideal.” She grumbled with a fold of her arms. She was not in the mood for any bullshit after the day she had alongside Andy and Leliana.
“Fine. Why do you wanna talk with me though? Why does anyone actually?” Nile said, whispering the last part to himself as he turned to face Colt, having yet to notice the missing leg. He refrained himself from asking just what she meant when she said “Talkin’ to a rat’s nest”. Kay, I’m a rat, but other than that, what the hell was that supposed to mean?
“Well yer waltzing around the lodge like ya live here so yes I'd like t’talk t’ya.” She watched him as he turned around. She blinked a few times as she simply watched him, waiting for a response.
Nile just kind of observed her as if she were a strange animal from a zoo. Well built, tall (Compared to Nile), had the look of a vet, and spoke like a true hardcore American. From what Nile could tell, this woman seemed to be bursting forth with Americanism. “Okay little miss freedom, I’m waltzing around the place cause these here windows” Nile said, gesturing to the windows, “Are shit in every way. You need to board these things up. Just watch this” Nile said, flicking the window. A crack as long as Nile’s thumb appeared. “See? You really need to-where the hell is your leg?” Nile asked, finally noticing the obvious.
Colt was so strongly taken aback by the man’s tone that she honestly had no idea how to respond until several seconds into his speech before she finally gathered herself enough to speak.
“That's Colt t’ya, boy! And who the fuck do ya think yer are t’come ‘ere and-!” She paused abruptly at the mention of her leg. Her face darkened and the woman visibly bristled at the question.
“None of yer FUCKIN’ BEESWAX what happened to my leg!” She snarled through her teeth. Her voice hadn't raised but her tone could cut carbon, “Git the fuck out b’fore I shove this fake foot so far up yer ass folks’ll be thinkin’ yer a unicorn!”
“Okay, okay! Chill woman, chill! I’m leaving” Nile said as he sidled the hell outta there. To be honest, Nile barely understood anything Colt said cause of the raging Southern accent, but he knew she was Pissed off with a capital P, so he got the hell out of there.
“Good!” Colt barked angrily, “Dunno who the fuck ya are but yer lucky I ain’t shot ya yet! I’m in my right!” She shouted after him before grumbling and rubbing her headache annoyingly. The nerve! The veteran took a moment to calm down from her outburst, still watching him to see what he did.
NIle, keeping to his word, left. Only to come back with a claw hammer minutes later. Looking to the floor, Nile crouched down and hooked a nail holding down one of the floorboards and pulled. The nail only moved a millimeter, so Nile pulled again. “So, I noticed that you guys don’t have any nails, and I got to thinking, and I realized that the floorboards didn’t really need to be nailed down. Ah, here we go!” Nile said as the nail finally popped free. Nile proceeded to take out his measuring tape and measured it’s height. “4 inches. Great, these’ll do just fine” Nile mumbled as he hooked the claw of the hammer around another nail.
Colt was jumped from her thoughts as she noticed the man return, now meddling with the floor. The veteran was thoroughly frustrated at this point. She took a few steps towards the man.
“The fuck do ya think this is? ‘Home Improvement’? GIT OUT!” At this point Cotl couldn't tell if this was real of if there was something that had been put in that wine she was drinking to be imagining this.
“Hold up, I’m almost finished with this one” Nile said, yanking on another nail.
“Then are ya gonna fuckin’ leave!?”
“Yep” Nile said as he finally pulled out the nail. It made a grating sound as it popped out of the wood. “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, eh, good enough” Nile said with a shrug as he counted the nails. “Hey Captain America, you know where an axe is? Feel like choppin’ down a tree to get some wood” Nile said as he started heading for the door.
Colt gritted her teeth at the sound, “No! Ya got one minute to explain to me where the fuck ya came from and what makes ya think I’m gonna just let ya weasle in!? We got enough mouths to feed ‘ere!”
“Eh, you don’t have to worry, I’ll just eat the fucking tree bark” Nile said with a shrug, ignoring everything else Colt just asked.
“Are ya lookin’ t’git shot, boy!? ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!”
“Fine! Nile Crayman, 34, inhabitant of Brooklyn NY, convicted for the posession of drugs, had their prison bus get stopped, and is stuck in this shithole. Happy?” Nile asked, a little annoyed at the yelling because it was starting to hurt his ears. “Now where’s an axe?” Nile asked.
“Ya’ll be gittin’ an axe in the back! Y’come ‘ere, eat our food, mess with our only shelter despite sayin’ its a “shithole”?! Where do ya git these ideas?” Colt was rubbing her temples, seriously finding it hard to keep her cool at this point.
“Man, I am so done with this. Look, just trying to help here, okay? I’m so out of here. I’ll find an axe myself” Nile said frustratedly as he walked outside. He was hit with a rush of cold air as he stepped outside, causing him to shiver a little. Hopping off the porch and trudging through the snow, Nile started looking around for any type of cutting tool. Hell, he’d try to make do with a shovel.
“Good.” Colt growled, “Maybe next time ya wanna help? ASK!” she snapped at him as he walked outside. The veteran sighed harshly through her teeth and took a sip from her flask before, again, taking a minute to calm down. Why he was saying this, as if she was in the wrong here was something she could not understand. Despite him being outside, Colt was still frustrated at his attitude. Still, she had to calm herself down. She had promised to help Jenna.
“So ugh… grab that Glock and we can get a good hour in, ‘kay?” she turned her attention back to the purple-haired lady as she grabbed the said firearm and escorted her outside to begin. They were losing daylight thanks to that time wasted.
Colt blinked as he continued marking measurements as if he had been hired or lived here. And him not turning around only frustrated her more. What was running through this man’s head? Where did he even come from?
“Could ya at least turn round or somethin’? Talkin’ to a rat’s nest ain't ideal.” She grumbled with a fold of her arms. She was not in the mood for any bullshit after the day she had alongside Andy and Leliana.
“Fine. Why do you wanna talk with me though? Why does anyone actually?” Nile said, whispering the last part to himself as he turned to face Colt, having yet to notice the missing leg. He refrained himself from asking just what she meant when she said “Talkin’ to a rat’s nest”. Kay, I’m a rat, but other than that, what the hell was that supposed to mean?
“Well yer waltzing around the lodge like ya live here so yes I'd like t’talk t’ya.” She watched him as he turned around. She blinked a few times as she simply watched him, waiting for a response.
Nile just kind of observed her as if she were a strange animal from a zoo. Well built, tall (Compared to Nile), had the look of a vet, and spoke like a true hardcore American. From what Nile could tell, this woman seemed to be bursting forth with Americanism. “Okay little miss freedom, I’m waltzing around the place cause these here windows” Nile said, gesturing to the windows, “Are shit in every way. You need to board these things up. Just watch this” Nile said, flicking the window. A crack as long as Nile’s thumb appeared. “See? You really need to-where the hell is your leg?” Nile asked, finally noticing the obvious.
Colt was so strongly taken aback by the man’s tone that she honestly had no idea how to respond until several seconds into his speech before she finally gathered herself enough to speak.
“That's Colt t’ya, boy! And who the fuck do ya think yer are t’come ‘ere and-!” She paused abruptly at the mention of her leg. Her face darkened and the woman visibly bristled at the question.
“None of yer FUCKIN’ BEESWAX what happened to my leg!” She snarled through her teeth. Her voice hadn't raised but her tone could cut carbon, “Git the fuck out b’fore I shove this fake foot so far up yer ass folks’ll be thinkin’ yer a unicorn!”
“Okay, okay! Chill woman, chill! I’m leaving” Nile said as he sidled the hell outta there. To be honest, Nile barely understood anything Colt said cause of the raging Southern accent, but he knew she was Pissed off with a capital P, so he got the hell out of there.
“Good!” Colt barked angrily, “Dunno who the fuck ya are but yer lucky I ain’t shot ya yet! I’m in my right!” She shouted after him before grumbling and rubbing her headache annoyingly. The nerve! The veteran took a moment to calm down from her outburst, still watching him to see what he did.
NIle, keeping to his word, left. Only to come back with a claw hammer minutes later. Looking to the floor, Nile crouched down and hooked a nail holding down one of the floorboards and pulled. The nail only moved a millimeter, so Nile pulled again. “So, I noticed that you guys don’t have any nails, and I got to thinking, and I realized that the floorboards didn’t really need to be nailed down. Ah, here we go!” Nile said as the nail finally popped free. Nile proceeded to take out his measuring tape and measured it’s height. “4 inches. Great, these’ll do just fine” Nile mumbled as he hooked the claw of the hammer around another nail.
Colt was jumped from her thoughts as she noticed the man return, now meddling with the floor. The veteran was thoroughly frustrated at this point. She took a few steps towards the man.
“The fuck do ya think this is? ‘Home Improvement’? GIT OUT!” At this point Cotl couldn't tell if this was real of if there was something that had been put in that wine she was drinking to be imagining this.
“Hold up, I’m almost finished with this one” Nile said, yanking on another nail.
“Then are ya gonna fuckin’ leave!?”
“Yep” Nile said as he finally pulled out the nail. It made a grating sound as it popped out of the wood. “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, eh, good enough” Nile said with a shrug as he counted the nails. “Hey Captain America, you know where an axe is? Feel like choppin’ down a tree to get some wood” Nile said as he started heading for the door.
Colt gritted her teeth at the sound, “No! Ya got one minute to explain to me where the fuck ya came from and what makes ya think I’m gonna just let ya weasle in!? We got enough mouths to feed ‘ere!”
“Eh, you don’t have to worry, I’ll just eat the fucking tree bark” Nile said with a shrug, ignoring everything else Colt just asked.
“Are ya lookin’ t’git shot, boy!? ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!”
“Fine! Nile Crayman, 34, inhabitant of Brooklyn NY, convicted for the posession of drugs, had their prison bus get stopped, and is stuck in this shithole. Happy?” Nile asked, a little annoyed at the yelling because it was starting to hurt his ears. “Now where’s an axe?” Nile asked.
“Ya’ll be gittin’ an axe in the back! Y’come ‘ere, eat our food, mess with our only shelter despite sayin’ its a “shithole”?! Where do ya git these ideas?” Colt was rubbing her temples, seriously finding it hard to keep her cool at this point.
“Man, I am so done with this. Look, just trying to help here, okay? I’m so out of here. I’ll find an axe myself” Nile said frustratedly as he walked outside. He was hit with a rush of cold air as he stepped outside, causing him to shiver a little. Hopping off the porch and trudging through the snow, Nile started looking around for any type of cutting tool. Hell, he’d try to make do with a shovel.
“Good.” Colt growled, “Maybe next time ya wanna help? ASK!” she snapped at him as he walked outside. The veteran sighed harshly through her teeth and took a sip from her flask before, again, taking a minute to calm down. Why he was saying this, as if she was in the wrong here was something she could not understand. Despite him being outside, Colt was still frustrated at his attitude. Still, she had to calm herself down. She had promised to help Jenna.
“So ugh… grab that Glock and we can get a good hour in, ‘kay?” she turned her attention back to the purple-haired lady as she grabbed the said firearm and escorted her outside to begin. They were losing daylight thanks to that time wasted.
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