Syntra
Baba Yaga
It was supposed to her last job. Her swansong, before she bought a charming seaside chateaux and retired. A lifetime of sipping on mimosas was waiting, man! (Fine, fine, it wasn't. Still, Callisto had always wanted to say that, y'know? Made it feel that much more climactic-- infinitely better than 'aww, man, another boring Tuesday.' That being said... no, this wasn't another boring Tuesday. Not by a longshot.)
"An artifact, you say?" the blonde cast a sideways glance at the man sitting in front of her, and lit a cigarette. She blew the smoke right in his face, as was her charming custom, but the guy didn't even flinch. (Come to think of it, did he have a face? A totally legitimate question, by the way, given the crowd she usually hung out with. Some demons only bothered to put up a haphazard approximation of human appearance, authentic enough at a single glance. When you really paid attention, though? Well, let's just say that you might notice something interesting. You might also paint a pretty large target on your back, though, which made Callisto believe that the average human's cluelessness was actually a pretty cool survival mechanism.) "That's not going to be cheap, mate."
"Don't me mate me, Callisto. And besides, when have I ever not paid you? I think that, at this point in our relationship, we might as well skip the theatrics." Callisto pursed her lips. Yes, they might, but where would be the fun with that? Being a bounty hunter didn't mean that she had to sit in the corner and pretend that she was way cooler than she actually was. Like, good on the people that wanted to be a walking fucking cliche, but Callisto didn't belong to that demographic. For one, she'd been over the teen angst for years now!
"Do we have to, though? It's one of the few joys that I didn't have to give up. I mean, given the rate at which this stuff," she waved the cigarette demonstratively, extinguishing it in the process, "is getting more and more expensive, I think I'm gonna have to quit smoking, too. This is a very traumatic time in my life."
Somehow, despite his facial features being shrouded in shadows, Callisto could tell that he was unimpressed. "When are you not suffering from some trauma? You collect those like normal people collect Pokémon cards."
"Nobody collects Pokémon cards anymore, man." With her mind's eye, Callisto could see his proverbial patience-o-meter shortening, and that brought her great satisfaction. Gotta enjoy the little joys, right? Considering that she was, you know, shackled to him. (A prisoner of vow, made back when the earth had still been young. And, spoiler alert-- that had been a hot fucking minute. Geez. Time really did fly when you had... hmm, could you even call it fun? If you liked submerging your hand in boiling water, then yeah, Callisto supposed so.)
"Just go!" he snarled. "I've wasted enough time with you already, you willful child. And remember, do try to be discreet about it. I don't need everyone to know that... well." That he was making his move before everyone else, huh? Because if the rumors were true, and the boss managed to get his hands on that... heh. The whole power balance would go down the fucking drain.
***
Trentbury. The minds of those ruled by cliches called it poetic nonsense like 'the city that never slept' or 'the jewel of the north,' but Callisto knew better than that-- if you were looking for a descriptor, 'fucking cesspool' worked much, much better. With disdain, she passed by the man who was trying to sell her a 'totally not stolen watch, my dude' and put her hands in her pockets. Where was...? Ah, there. (Her fingers wrapped around the small, round object, and immediately, Callisto felt at peace. Her compass. Her promise, too. The proof of her covenant, locked in that piece of metal.) She pulled it out, looking at the arrow-- the thingie kept spinning, round and round and round, but she knew better than to rely on it. Not yet, anyway. "Show me," she whispered. "Where is it? That which I am looking for." Sometimes, a gentle word was better than a sword, and that went double for convincing magical objects to actually work. The arrow shuddered, either in pleasure or pain, and pointed... straight ahead? Towards all those skyscrapers? Alright. Not the most appropriate place for an artifact of untold power, but, to be honest, she probably shouldn't be the one to complain. After all, who would expect her in Trentbury? Definitely not those fucks who fantasy books, that was for sure.
Callisto walked, emptying her head of unnecessary thoughts. Just focus. Listen, and there's no way you'll miss it. It's definitely-- ah. Was it there? Did someone in that crowd have it, somehow? Alright, now that was a first! Not that Callisto judged people according to their appearance, but it definitely seemed as if a) they were your average party-goers, b) one of them had come into possession of concentrated death. The contrast was, uh, something. Alright, time to see which one of you won the fucking lottery. Once again, the blonde reached into her pockets, and pulled out one perfect snowflake-- she pressed it against her lips, too, and, surprise, surprise, time itself froze. It didn't for a certain girl, though. Bingo.
"Hey, you there!" Callisto shouted, waving at the lone figure. "Have you got a minute to talk about that priceless artifact you have stolen? 'Cause the rightful owner would like it back." ...what? Might as well try being nice! (Blah blah blah, something about good karma. Plus, killing civilians was also plain embarrassing, and Callisto didn't feel like dealing with blood on her new shoes.)
"An artifact, you say?" the blonde cast a sideways glance at the man sitting in front of her, and lit a cigarette. She blew the smoke right in his face, as was her charming custom, but the guy didn't even flinch. (Come to think of it, did he have a face? A totally legitimate question, by the way, given the crowd she usually hung out with. Some demons only bothered to put up a haphazard approximation of human appearance, authentic enough at a single glance. When you really paid attention, though? Well, let's just say that you might notice something interesting. You might also paint a pretty large target on your back, though, which made Callisto believe that the average human's cluelessness was actually a pretty cool survival mechanism.) "That's not going to be cheap, mate."
"Don't me mate me, Callisto. And besides, when have I ever not paid you? I think that, at this point in our relationship, we might as well skip the theatrics." Callisto pursed her lips. Yes, they might, but where would be the fun with that? Being a bounty hunter didn't mean that she had to sit in the corner and pretend that she was way cooler than she actually was. Like, good on the people that wanted to be a walking fucking cliche, but Callisto didn't belong to that demographic. For one, she'd been over the teen angst for years now!
"Do we have to, though? It's one of the few joys that I didn't have to give up. I mean, given the rate at which this stuff," she waved the cigarette demonstratively, extinguishing it in the process, "is getting more and more expensive, I think I'm gonna have to quit smoking, too. This is a very traumatic time in my life."
Somehow, despite his facial features being shrouded in shadows, Callisto could tell that he was unimpressed. "When are you not suffering from some trauma? You collect those like normal people collect Pokémon cards."
"Nobody collects Pokémon cards anymore, man." With her mind's eye, Callisto could see his proverbial patience-o-meter shortening, and that brought her great satisfaction. Gotta enjoy the little joys, right? Considering that she was, you know, shackled to him. (A prisoner of vow, made back when the earth had still been young. And, spoiler alert-- that had been a hot fucking minute. Geez. Time really did fly when you had... hmm, could you even call it fun? If you liked submerging your hand in boiling water, then yeah, Callisto supposed so.)
"Just go!" he snarled. "I've wasted enough time with you already, you willful child. And remember, do try to be discreet about it. I don't need everyone to know that... well." That he was making his move before everyone else, huh? Because if the rumors were true, and the boss managed to get his hands on that... heh. The whole power balance would go down the fucking drain.
***
Trentbury. The minds of those ruled by cliches called it poetic nonsense like 'the city that never slept' or 'the jewel of the north,' but Callisto knew better than that-- if you were looking for a descriptor, 'fucking cesspool' worked much, much better. With disdain, she passed by the man who was trying to sell her a 'totally not stolen watch, my dude' and put her hands in her pockets. Where was...? Ah, there. (Her fingers wrapped around the small, round object, and immediately, Callisto felt at peace. Her compass. Her promise, too. The proof of her covenant, locked in that piece of metal.) She pulled it out, looking at the arrow-- the thingie kept spinning, round and round and round, but she knew better than to rely on it. Not yet, anyway. "Show me," she whispered. "Where is it? That which I am looking for." Sometimes, a gentle word was better than a sword, and that went double for convincing magical objects to actually work. The arrow shuddered, either in pleasure or pain, and pointed... straight ahead? Towards all those skyscrapers? Alright. Not the most appropriate place for an artifact of untold power, but, to be honest, she probably shouldn't be the one to complain. After all, who would expect her in Trentbury? Definitely not those fucks who fantasy books, that was for sure.
Callisto walked, emptying her head of unnecessary thoughts. Just focus. Listen, and there's no way you'll miss it. It's definitely-- ah. Was it there? Did someone in that crowd have it, somehow? Alright, now that was a first! Not that Callisto judged people according to their appearance, but it definitely seemed as if a) they were your average party-goers, b) one of them had come into possession of concentrated death. The contrast was, uh, something. Alright, time to see which one of you won the fucking lottery. Once again, the blonde reached into her pockets, and pulled out one perfect snowflake-- she pressed it against her lips, too, and, surprise, surprise, time itself froze. It didn't for a certain girl, though. Bingo.
"Hey, you there!" Callisto shouted, waving at the lone figure. "Have you got a minute to talk about that priceless artifact you have stolen? 'Cause the rightful owner would like it back." ...what? Might as well try being nice! (Blah blah blah, something about good karma. Plus, killing civilians was also plain embarrassing, and Callisto didn't feel like dealing with blood on her new shoes.)