Edge Of Distortion
○•♦•♦"The blade that cuts eternally..." ♦•♦•○
*Spins haircutting machine on the tip of index finger*
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*Spins haircutting machine on the tip of index finger*
Sora: Hahahahahahahahahaha Hell no! Bet your own hair!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I got this don't worry~
Sora; Then bet your own hair! I can't go bald!
Oh hush you might look fine without hair.....okay no you won't... Listen though. I got this~~~~~
Sora: ............................................................................................................................................... *goes to a closet in attempts to hide and protect hair*
Xiao: It's ok captain. I'll give you some of my fur to make a wig in a worst case scenario. Yanyanyanyanyanyan!
I like how his laugh is literally. (PandaPandaPanda)
Sora:.................................................................................. As generous as that is, I'm keeping my hair. So I won't need a wig of any kind.
You are my character! Have faith in me! I. Got. This!
Sora: Stop saying I got this! When people say I got this, they don't got it!
I like it to, very one piecey~~~
Stop pretending to be cute dammit! You're supposed to be intimidating! QAQ
Wow, that's shitty dude. Sorry to hear that. Hope the surgery went well.
Personally I just aced an interview to move from dishwasher to barback. So I'm flying high atm.
Shayden: Hey! Why not cut off a lock of hair for every time Peace said "I got this" Sound's fair right?
*Put's away machine and takes out 3 pairs of scissors ranging from small to large* I'll let you choose one of these bad boys for your haircutting pleasure.
Sora: No.
Oh chill I go-
Sora: Nope! You hush! No! I'm not testing my luck! This is my hair bet your own hair or something!
Bah, hair grows back
Sora: Over the course of months/years!
Hmmm If that is your concern...maybe I should give you the hair hair fruit.......that would clear this situation right up!
Sora:....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................No
Marcus: Don't worry, Captain. I've actually been working on a mixture that may make hair growth faster on the applied area! Of course, I haven't tested it yet, so let me see your hand...*holds up vial of black, bubbling sludge*
Sora: Let me make this clear. No one, is touching my hair. For any reason!
Yukihime: *soft whisper into Sora's ear* Not even me?
Sora: Cue jumping out of his skin and moving away again u-u Hahaha No one
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one that likes/loves to mess with Sora XD
Sora: Cue jumping out of his skin and moving away again u-u Hahaha No one
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one that likes/loves to mess with Sora XD
*backs up to find Norman playing with his hair*
Norman: Fear not Captain! For each strand of hair lost, I'll remove someone's finger or toe! If I run out there are other extremities. Or.... orrrr
I can get birds to poop on them.
WAIT!
I can get birds to poop on the wounds from their removed body parts! Yes, yes. *bounces happily*
Sora: o-o....................... That....That's very nice of you Norman, but not needed...
*Peeks in*
I honestly have no idea what is going on in the OOC right now. I'm not even sure how to join in right now. Hmm... interesting.
Think you can help me out?
Sure, what do you need?