Fantasy Orange vs. Dolphins: Pick a side!

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

Yes...


I have found your weakness!

Look at that traitor! He's a traitor to you!


I am a dolphin.

 

[OnyxReaper]

Mwahaha

 

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

Boom Boom Hammer?


I am a dolphin.

 

[OnyxReaper]

Boom Boom Hammer!

 

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

That's really a weapon, I need to change its name.


I am a dolphin.

 

[OnyxReaper]

Sounds like the name of a weapon from a magical girl anime...

 

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

True.


Asagi Tenami used Boom Boom Hammer!


I am a dolphin.

 

[OnyxReaper]

Hehe


I hate magical girls...

 

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

I feel the presence of someone bad...


I am a dolphin.

 

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

Orange, show yourself!


I am a dolphin.

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

*discreetly tries to walk away, whistling*

 

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

*Pulls out a Dolphin-Shotgun and shoots*. Don't you dare run!


I am a dolphin.

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

*oh-my-god-so-innocent look* What? Me? I'm an innocent, obviously.

 

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

Your an orange! That's totally different.


I am a dolphin.

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

*blows whistle* According to the rulebook, page 32, section B7, you are not allowed to kill an opponent unless the thread has been made. There for I have diplomatic immunity.

 

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

Diplomatic immunity? That means I can walk on your turf.

I am a dolphin.

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

Well, we are on the beach, so it is neutral grounds. And besides, how can you even walk?

 

[Dolphan of Lyfe]

Life man.


And according to the rule book, section D, page E, part A, sentence D, dolphins can walk on land if they want to.


I am a dolphin.