Opposites Attract (WildpeltTheCat and Son of Crota)

[BeyondOblivion]

"You pici, I'm horrible at choosing." He handed her the remote and took a bite.

 

[SkycoderCrota]

"You weren't horrible when you chose that movie yesterday." She said smirking. She had to admit, things got interesting, especially when the shirt came off. She smirked and blushed at the very thought of it. She then picked up the remote and started flipping through channels till they got to an anime network and she started watching that.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He smiled nad he was watching it until a random boob shot. He blushedh arder than ever and he covered his eyes, "G-gah... why..."

 

[SkycoderCrota]

she elbowed him with a smirk. "What's wrong, boob bothers ya? She said laughing a bit and taking another bite.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He blushed heavily, "I-I... I get such a... you know..." He gulped, "I-I'm kinda... they really make me... you know."

 

[SkycoderCrota]

She snickered a bit and finished her waffle, setting the plate aside. "Weak sauce dude. I understand ya got a rageboner every now and then but come on, not from anime boob." She said to him. "Besides, the real thing is better." She said smirking as she hugged his back, her boobs pressing against him, then she sat back next to him and snickered a bit more, she was just messing with him a bit after all.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He gasped a little bit and he blushed heavily, "I don't know what to say..." He blushed, "I haven't seen any in real lfie... I've never seen... pornography." He gulped and he looked down.

 

[SkycoderCrota]

Alli facepalmed. "Dude, I was joking with you about my boobs." She said to him. She looked down at him and back up. "Are you really getting a rageboner just talking about this?" She said to him.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He looked down and he nodded, "Y-yes." He gulped, turning so he was laying on his stomach.

 

[SkycoderCrota]

She sighed and looked at him. "Jeez dude, can't you get rid of it or something?" She said to him. Being the bad girl she was, she actually thought it was time for a prank. "Or...I could get rid of it for you." She said, smirking and joking.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He blinked rpaidly and he gasped, "w-what are you talking about? I-I can't stop the chemical flow of endorphins and the blood striagh tothe pelvis!"

 

[SkycoderCrota]

Alli facepalmed. Again. "You really don't understand do you? Find a bathroom and..you know...beat it." She said to him.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He blinked rapidly, "Jsut give it another fiev minutes and it'll be gone." He sighed a bit.

 

[SkycoderCrota]

Alli groaned and facepalmed once more. "Whatevs dude, more anime for me." She said as she turned her attention back to the tv.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He sighed and held his head in the pillow, groaning. He muttered to himself, then slammed his head into the bedpost so hard it rocked the bed.

 

[SkycoderCrota]

She touched his shoulder. "Hey, whoa! What's wrong with you?" She said to him.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He groaned, "I'm just messing this up already." He sighed, "I can't even watch anime without fucking this up."

 

[SkycoderCrota]

She muted the TV. "Fucking what up? Eric, what are you talking about? I don't see you messing up anything except your head by banging it." She said to him.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

Grunting, Eric looked up, "I'm upset." He groaned, "I hate myself.

 

[SkycoderCrota]

"I get you're upset, but about what? There's no need to hate yourself." She said to him.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He looked up, "I alright fucked everything up." Grunted, she rubbed her eyes harder.

 

[SkycoderCrota]

She put a hand on his shoulder. "Eric. Tell me. What. You Fucked up! I can't help you feel better if you don't tell me." She said to him.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

Eric looked up, "Do you even know what I did? I just completley made a ton of stuff weird by even mentioning that I was horny and shit."

 

[SkycoderCrota]

"No you didn't...this is kinda normal for me." She said to him. "Besides, I don't mind." She said shrugging her shoulders.

 

[BeyondOblivion]

He blinked, "What's normal aboutit... I'm being a pervertedboy."