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Fantasy [OPEN] Dark Forest Academy

Chess match....
Really? I would imagine we were playing checkers or backgammon, given you don't have the guts for a chess match, having rejected my offer out fear, no doubt aware of the reputation I hold as an unbeatable chess player, which has gotten me far in life, from defeating Venice in Total War II to making someone else leave an RP by explaining the rules to them, as well as narrating Nyarlathotep at a Fourth of July gathering, before reading the opening of Atlas Shrugged in German to my friends, all of whom cannot speak German, making the whole thing an elaborate prank used to distract them, before I invaded the Papal States following another order to cease a conflict, while also becoming an avid TF2 and Overwatch player, but sadly, unable to play DOOM, while here I sit, waiting for RWBY Volume 5 to come out, hoping my skills as a writer improve enough for me to dream of being as great as my favourite author, Terry Prattchet.

Work out how many lies are in that sentence, bucko.
 
Really? I would imagine we were playing checkers or backgammon, given you don't have the guts for a chess match, having rejected my offer out fear, no doubt aware of the reputation I hold as an unbeatable chess player, which has gotten me far in life, from defeating Venice in Total War II to making someone else leave an RP by explaining the rules to them, as well as narrating Nyarlathotep at a Fourth of July gathering, before reading the opening of Atlas Shrugged in German to my friends, all of whom cannot speak German, making the whole thing an elaborate prank used to distract them, before I invaded the Papal States following another order to cease a conflict, while also becoming an avid TF2 and Overwatch player, but sadly, unable to play DOOM, while here I sit, waiting for RWBY Volume 5 to come out, hoping my skills as a writer improve enough for me to dream of being as great as my favourite author, Terry Prattchet.

Work out how many lies are in that sentence, bucko.
Fuckin all of em bih. Full of shit
 
Fuckin all of em bih. Full of shit
Wrong.

I actually do play Total War II, so both of those ones are true, I did read Nyarlathotep at a Fourth of July gathering, I do play TF2, and am awaiting RWBY volume 5. I also can't play DOOM.

I won the duel sir.
 
Luckz Luckz
Hey hun, you actually don't have to keep up. There is no plot. So there is nothing to keep up with. Your character can come and go as they please, but I still understand if you would like to go. Seeing all the posts can be overwhelming. Even though the whole point of the RP is that you can simply come and go as you please, there is nothing to keep up with.
 
Wrong.

I actually do play Total War II, so both of those ones are true, I did read Nyarlathotep at a Fourth of July gathering, I do play TF2, and am awaiting RWBY volume 5. I also can't play DOOM.

I won the duel sir.
There was no duel! I never agreed to one!
 
There was no duel! I never agreed to one!
Oh please. I asked you to tell me how many lies were in one sentence. I out the challenge, you attempted to say it was all lies, thereby accepting my challenge, which can also be considered a duel.

Check and mate, boy! I tricked you into a duel!

Cosmos Cosmos your honour has been avenged!
 
Oh please. I asked you to tell me how many lies were in one sentence. I out the challenge, you attempted to say it was all lies, thereby accepting my challenge, which can also be considered a duel.

Check and mate, boy! I tricked you into a duel!

Cosmos Cosmos your honour has been avenged!

You cant trick someone into a duel! Otherwise the whole honor factor of a duel is completely null and void. If anything you brought SHAME to Pika's name for using underhanded methods in a past time completely revolving around honor.

It could be said that you just made everything so much worse.
 
You cant trick someone into a duel! Otherwise the whole honor factor of a duel is completely null and void. If anything you brought SHAME to Pika's name for using underhanded methods in a past time completely revolving around honor.

It could be said that you just made everything so much worse.
Wrong! I sacrificed my honour to recover Pika's!
 
On the contrary, we never agreed to play for honour! I simply wished to make you pay for being rude to Cosmos Cosmos ! Do not force my hand even further!
Biiiiitch fuck outta. You challenged me to a duel for Pika's honor. Therefore it WAS for honor. You STILL playin yourself bih
 
Biiiiitch fuck outta. You challenged me to a duel for Pika's honor. Therefore it WAS for honor. You STILL playin yourself bih
Why would my honour matter in a duel for another's honour? All that would matter would be avenging the dishonoured one. To cast aside my honour for another is more honourable than to keep it for another.

Actually, for that matter, where is Pika?
 
Why would my honour matter in a duel for another's honour? All that would matter would be avenging the dishonoured one. To cast aside my honour for another is more honourable than to keep it for another.

Actually, for that matter, where is Pika?
Thats a damn LIE. Duels are matches FOR HONOR BOI GOOGLE IT FYCK U MEAN FGWKSVALWVSOJFNA ZXKAVDJAOABX
 

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